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WATCH: Stephen Colbert Probes The Penis On Mars

OK, you knew there was a Uranus joke coming. Leave it to Stephen Colbert during the “Tiny Triumphs” spot on The Colbert Report to probe into the red planet’s penis doodle.

“Now that we’ve drawn this penis on it, it officially makes the space between Mars and Uranus our solar system’s taint.”

Colbert remembers this is merely the fulfillment of a mission planned in the early 1960s by JFK.

“We choose to go to the moon and to draw a penis on the face of mars, not because it’s easy but because it’s hilarious,” Kennedy tells the eager nation. We agree.

By:           EDITORS
On:           Apr 25, 2013
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  • 1 Comment
    • weatherwaxes
      weatherwaxes

      How I initially read this headline…

      WATCH: The Penis on Mars Probes Stephen Colbert

      Apr 25, 2013 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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