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WATCH: Stormtroopers Take Gay Love To The Dark Side In Stars Wars Spoof

 

We don’t know what’s funnier: Star Wars characters with Spanish accents or a lovers’ tiff between gay Imperial Stormtroopers. (How do they even know what each other look like under their gear?)

Love Wars, directed by Vicente Bonet and featuring the voices of popular Spanish actors Jordi Sanchez and Ivan Jara, tackles subjects like homophobia, commitment and the 2011 Spanish Revolution against the star backdrop of the Death Star. It’s been entered in the 10th annual NotodoFilmfest, happening later this year.

We can’t help but wonder: Do they have marriage equality on Tatooine?

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 10, 2012
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  • 14 Comments
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      I seem to remember that the stormtroopers are supposed to be clones. So they should all look alike with armor off as well as on. Which brings to mind some articles Queerty ran a while back about “twincest…”

      Jan 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EmmaMTF
      EmmaMTF

      Wat.

      Jan 10, 2012 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      cute

      Jan 10, 2012 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • disgusted american
      disgusted american

      very good – I enjoyed it

      Jan 10, 2012 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      “Do they have marriage equality on Tatooine?”

      Sort of – gays can get married there, but only on days when one sun eclipses the other. It’s due to an ancient religious myth that, when the two suns appeared to overlap in the sky, that meant that their two sun gods were getting it on, making it a particularly auspicious time for same-sex couples to be married.

      Jan 10, 2012 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric
      Eric

      Aren’t storm troopers all clones of the same person? What’s that, clonecest?

      Jan 10, 2012 at 10:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
      Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva

      @Eric: Nah. By the Battle of Yavin, clones are a minority among stormtroopers.

      Jan 10, 2012 at 11:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ian
      ian

      It’s kind of an amusing allegory of the conflict between conservative gay men who want to maintain the status quo, even though it means they are un-free, and those of us who see freedom is paramount.

      Jan 11, 2012 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      Perfectly on-topic, reasonable comment with no naughty words in it, before any others in this thread… and the [insert language here] filter not only blocked it, but for some inexplicable reason its doing so also stopped me from being subscribed to the thread. Boo!

      Jan 12, 2012 at 1:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      All right, see if this works…

      I seem to remember that the stormtroopers are supposed to be clones. So they should all look alike with armor off as well as on. Which brings to mind some articles Queerty ran a while back about “twincest…”

      Jan 12, 2012 at 3:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
      Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva

      @hyhybt: By the time of Episode IV, clones of Jango Fett are a minority (about a third) of all stormtroopers.

      Jan 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike Burns
      Mike Burns

      Not sure about Tatooine, but I’d imagine the neutral Hutt planets like Nar Shada and Hutta probably have marriage equality lol.

      Jan 14, 2012 at 8:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      MiddletonM

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      Feb 27, 2012 at 7:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KolinsDige
      KolinsDige

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      Apr 6, 2012 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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