See what you’ve done, Chick-fil-A? Even straight guys like Mike Smith and Skyler Stone (above) would rather lock lips than than eat your crappy chicken. Granted, the guys are comics and the bit is more satirical than anything else, but their hearts are in the right place (to say nothing of other organs).
You gotta love the guy next to them at the order window trying to get his food. Nothing will stand between him and his waffle fries!