WATCH: Straight Soldiers Bump And Grind Each Other To “Barbie Girl”
In honor of DADT’s impending demise, we present this clip of two hetero Marines soldiers doing a sexy dance to Aqua’s “Barbie Girl,” complete with groping, grinding and simulated sex.
We say they’re hetero for the following reasons:
1. They tell us they are on their YouTube page.
2. No self-respecting gays would play that song anymore.
3. If they were gay, the clip would be a lot more graphic and would’ve been posted on XTube.
4. Green camouflage is sooo 2007.
Regardless, it’s hot sweet seeing two soldiers unwind and enjoy some male camaraderie. We salute you boys—and we’re counting down the days to September 20, when your gay brethren can start serving openly!
That was so exceptionally gay, I actually felt uncomfortable watching it.
I think these men are gay:
1. The guy with the shaved head is far too experienced in grinding another man
2. The guy with the full head of hair was shy about taking his shirt off.
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@Mr. Enemabag Jones: Agreed. Shaved head dude at least bi; other one possibly bi. (Watch it with the sound off.)
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FAKE alert! At best, this was an audition for gay porn. At worst, this was some guys’ attempt to discredit the US Military Force (Please apologize if I have the name wrong, as I’m not American and I don’t know the official name of your military).
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Suddenly, I want to enlist.
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no way the tall one is gay… is there a man reading this that could have that little cute piece of ass on your dick and not get a hard-on? The tall dude is str8. The shorter one, well maybe he has sisters that made him play dress up or something… lol
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Egad, we won the culture war! Hallelujah! :)
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instead of figuring out if they are gay or marines or army I question why they even felt the need to veideotape themselves and then post it? who cares? it’s not like they are good dancers or were actually singing. Just more members of generation whatever they are are called starving for attention.
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@George412: that’s what i was thinking. Why? Why would heteros (much less homos) film something like this?
I mean it’s one thing when a gay porn star does something intellectual, like this “exercising for gender equality”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
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Closeted homos like this make the situationa worse for everyone concerned. As a Pacifist and somone who thinks war is a waste of money and lives, I don’t enjoy my tax bucks being spent for armed forces to make music videos. But .then I am jaded and bitter.
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No way will you ever see a jarhead wearing Army PT clothes – never gonna happen – I’ve had enough Marines to know that. Besides, no Marine would ever be as out of shape as the guy who keeps his shirt on (for very obvious reasons). Know what they call the 13 button fly front on a sailors uniform? A marine’s tablecloth.
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@Jack E. Jett: They aren’t at work ALL the time… Anymore than you are at work 24/7. Your tax dollars aren’t paying for them having actual lives like normal people. They aren’t machines. “RAWRRRR!! I’M SO ANGRY!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY LET THEM GO TO SLEEP EVERY DAY!! I DON’T WANT MY TAX DOLLARS GOING INTO HUMANS GETTING ADEQUATE REST TO EFFECTIVELY DO THEIR JOB AND MAINTAIN MORALE!!!” = Jack #. Jett
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@Jack E. Jett: They aren’t at work ALL the time… Anymore than you are at work 24/7. Your tax dollars aren’t paying for them having actual lives like normal people. They aren’t machines. “RAWRRRR!! I’M SO ANGRY!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY LET THEM GO TO SLEEP EVERY DAY!! I DON’T WANT MY TAX DOLLARS GOING INTO HUMANS GETTING ADEQUATE REST TO EFFECTIVELY DO THEIR JOB AND MAINTAIN MORALE!!!” = Jack E. Jett
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@Mr. Enemabag Jones: I agree a straight man would not have been so self conscience about taking off his shirt. A straight guy sucks it up and sucks it in (the gut)…
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These guys are not soldiers. They are Marines. Soldiers are in the Army, Marines are in the Marine Corps.
There is only one difference between a straight Marine and a gay Marine: a straight Marine holds his own legs in the air.