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WATCH: Taylor Lautner Rides Jimmy Fallon For Dear Life

Uber-butch action star Taylor Lautner appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote his totally hetero, action-packed movie, Abduction. To underscore how macho and manly the totally straight Lautner is, his publicists Late Show producers thought it’d be funny to have him ride a mechanical bull. Good call, guys!

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Sep 29, 2011
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  • 23 Comments
    • Carl
      Carl

      I like Taylor. He’s a bright, talented and athletic young man. He does a good job in playing straight – he really does. Um, but …come on!

      Sep 29, 2011 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      Lautner is a really cute kid, and clearly bankable. But I can’t help but feel everywhere he goes, people are making fun of him. I’m not sure if it’s because he doesn’t seem that bright, which isn’t unusual for Hollywood peo0ole; or because of the gay rumours.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Taylor Lautner – hot!
      Taylor Lautner wearing chaps and a cowboy hat – hotter.
      Taylor Lautner wearing chaps and a cowboy hat, riding a mechanical bull – porn!

      Thanks Queerty for posting this!

      Sep 29, 2011 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zen
      Zen

      His face is SO odd, and I don’t know if that is his natural skin tone or a combo of his Native American ethnicity and spray tan, but it is odd as well.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 11:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • darren
      darren

      It doesn’t get any gayer than this. I’m sure Taylor will probably end up as some old gay guy’s chew toy one day. hee hee

      Sep 29, 2011 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • myrios123
      myrios123

      Unlike tennis, this should be played with the sound off and your eyes (and imagination) open.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      I know we’re all talking about Taylor, but did anyone else happen to spot what that pair of chaps was doing for Jimmy’s…uh…mic?

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • daryl
      daryl

      @darren:

      “chew toy”–lmao!!!!
      yes he will definitely need a rich sugar daddy because i think his career may suffer after that DISASTROUS Abduction movie.
      p.s.—WHAT THE FUCK WAS SIGOURNEY WEAVER DOING IN THAT MOVIE, I GUESS HER AVATAR MONEY DIDN’T GO FAR ENOUGH or the other awesome movies she was in for over 30 years!!

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay
      JayKay

      Jesus. He’s gripping that thing like it’s Robert Pattinson.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Barry Diller must be PISSED that he is no longer a Studio Head. Imagine the fun he would have overseeing private screen tests with this boy.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iltman
      iltman

      Why do I get the feeling that Taylor was REALLY wishing he was the one being ridden

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brandon h
      brandon h

      Is this fucker some alien experiment to see how pretty they can make the human genome?

      And I’m sorry, but he looks like he’s done this before on something much less mechanical.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mdthom
      mdthom

      Sharkboy could ride me any day.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      taylor lautner manages to keep shirt on SHOCKER!!!

      yes. jealous. very.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meowzer
      Meowzer

      @fredo777:
      I agree. Everyone is fixed on Taylor, but Jimmy isn’t bad either. His package would be easier to see if he wasn’t wearing dark dress pants. Put that man in some jeans with those chaps.

      Sep 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      They must have been trying to up his butch factor after his appearance on Conan–MARY

      Sep 29, 2011 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • REBELComx
      REBELComx

      @myrios123: But if you turn the sound off you can’t hear that hot boy moan…that’s half the turn on!

      Sep 29, 2011 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @Meowzer: I saw this episode on my TV in Hi-Def, + I can tell you, there was no problem checking out Mr. Fallon despite the dark pants. haha

      Sep 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Inspector X
      Inspector X

      Funny, I thought mechanical bulls moved a lot faster? Apparently Urban Cowboy is not meant to be treated as a documentary.

      Also, those chaps were huge!

      Sep 30, 2011 at 12:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Schlukitz
      Schlukitz

      The video does not play here on Queerty and when I went to YouTube to watch it, I discovered that it has been removed. :(

      Sep 30, 2011 at 2:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tangelo
      Tangelo

      I need a moment. Whew!

      Sep 30, 2011 at 8:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BubbasBack
      BubbasBack

      Did Jimmy Fallon bang him? Y’ all know Jimmy is queer too, right? hehe (Burp).

      Sep 30, 2011 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WitchDoctor
      WitchDoctor

      Seriously, I saw a girl riding a mechanical bull one time. That mechanical bull in the clip must be on its way to the slaughter house or on its last leg. OK, so anyway the girl I saw riding the mechanical bull was at Tucson or Phoenix’s Outober event. She smacked her head so hard on the bull, her nose exploded in blood.

      Oct 2, 2011 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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