What if we thought of homophobia as a medical condition like psoriasis, high-blood pressure or Restless Leg Syndrome? (Okay, we’re still not sold on that last one.)
In any case, ArionTheDaily dreamed up this cheeky spoof ad that suggests a treatment for advanced homophobia that’s proven 100% effective! Plus, it’s free, has zero calories and can be taken every day (several times if needed).
We’re going to get our prescription filled right now!
ron
Very funny. And yes, I am an addict……
WillBFair
No time to chat. I have to refill my prescription.
hyhybt
I hate finding videos like this.
It’s too good not to share, and yet not appropriate for those I usually pass things on to.
hyhybt
@WillBFair: People give their body parts all sorts of pet names, but I’ve never heard THAT called a “prescription” before!
ron
Any over-the-counter generic brand works just as well. I use Dickus Erectus.
Isaac C
Vulgar and disgusting.
Mr. Robertson
@Isaac C: Are you for real?
Alex
Clever + funny = awesome!
patrick
Damn! I just spilled my prescription all over the floor!
Mike UK
@Mr. Robertson: ignore him, he’s a head case!
Wys
sure i tried cock once.. now i’m addicted. FUCK U SCIENCE!!! 😀
TMikel
I especcially love the fact that it looks and sounds like one of those cheesy commercials the drug industry uses to promote its medications, AND I love the fact that there are no side effects – unlike the drug industries medications. Good work – humor is often a good way to change things as long as it is not at the expense of minority groups.
Evan Himebaugh
@Isaac C: It’s a joke calm the fuck down
Tom J
Lol..that was cute…trips out the door headed for Walgreen’s…)))
D P
@Isaac C: — Isaac C: You must be doing it wrong, honey! It’s not a topical, that you rub all over your face…! And remember, you don’t store it in the freezer before you use it, otherwise you’ll have the very same reaction that you’re demonstrating, sweetie! Remember, that a few kind words to it as you pet it to prepare for an application goes a long way, as does a few well-placed kisses! And, try not to miss a dose! Doctor says, with your attitude, must apply nine times daily, fifteen on Sunday!
D P
@Isaac C: — Isaac C: You must be doing it wrong, honey! It’s not a topical, that you rub all over your face…! And remember, you don’t store it in the freezer before you use it, otherwise you’ll have the very same reaction that you’re demonstrating, sweetie! Remember, that a few kind words to it as you pet it in preparation for an application goes a long way, as does a few well-placed kisses! And, try not to miss a dose! Doctor says, with your attitude, must apply nine times daily, fifteen on Sunday! If you don’t really know the proper application method, ask a friend! Just go to the local college athletics department or your nearby gym and ask to interview a few candidates for assistance. You’ll see! Pretty soon, you’ll be smiling and CHIPPER all day, every day!