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Watch: The Cure For Homophobia Has Been Found!

What if we thought of homophobia as a medical condition like psoriasis, high-blood pressure or Restless Leg Syndrome? (Okay, we’re still not sold on that last one.)

In any case, ArionTheDaily dreamed up this cheeky spoof ad that suggests a treatment for advanced homophobia that’s proven 100% effective! Plus, it’s free, has zero calories and can be taken every day (several times if needed).

We’reĀ  going to get our prescription filled right now!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 19, 2012
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  • 16 Comments
    • No. 1 · ron

      Very funny. And yes, I am an addict……

      Jan 19, 2012 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · WillBFair

      No time to chat. I have to refill my prescription.

      Jan 19, 2012 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · hyhybt · Member · 152 comments

      I hate finding videos like this.

      It’s too good not to share, and yet not appropriate for those I usually pass things on to.

      Jan 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · hyhybt · Member · 152 comments

      @WillBFair: People give their body parts all sorts of pet names, but I’ve never heard THAT called a “prescription” before!

      Jan 19, 2012 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · ron

      Any over-the-counter generic brand works just as well. I use Dickus Erectus.

      Jan 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Isaac C

      Vulgar and disgusting.

      Jan 19, 2012 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · Mr. Robertson

      @Isaac C: Are you for real?

      Jan 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · Alex

      Clever + funny = awesome!

      Jan 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · patrick

      Damn! I just spilled my prescription all over the floor!

      Jan 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Mike UK · Member · 243 comments

      @Mr. Robertson: ignore him, he’s a head case!

      Jan 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · Wys

      sure i tried cock once.. now i’m addicted. FUCK U SCIENCE!!! :D

      Jan 19, 2012 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · TMikel

      I especcially love the fact that it looks and sounds like one of those cheesy commercials the drug industry uses to promote its medications, AND I love the fact that there are no side effects – unlike the drug industries medications. Good work – humor is often a good way to change things as long as it is not at the expense of minority groups.

      Jan 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · Evan Himebaugh

      @Isaac C: It’s a joke calm the fuck down

      Jan 19, 2012 at 8:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · Tom J · Member · 9 comments

      Lol..that was cute…trips out the door headed for Walgreen’s…)))

      Jan 19, 2012 at 9:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · D P · Member · 76 comments

      @Isaac C: — Isaac C: You must be doing it wrong, honey! It’s not a topical, that you rub all over your face…! And remember, you don’t store it in the freezer before you use it, otherwise you’ll have the very same reaction that you’re demonstrating, sweetie! Remember, that a few kind words to it as you pet it to prepare for an application goes a long way, as does a few well-placed kisses! And, try not to miss a dose! Doctor says, with your attitude, must apply nine times daily, fifteen on Sunday!

      Jan 22, 2012 at 8:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · D P · Member · 76 comments

      @Isaac C: — Isaac C: You must be doing it wrong, honey! It’s not a topical, that you rub all over your face…! And remember, you don’t store it in the freezer before you use it, otherwise you’ll have the very same reaction that you’re demonstrating, sweetie! Remember, that a few kind words to it as you pet it in preparation for an application goes a long way, as does a few well-placed kisses! And, try not to miss a dose! Doctor says, with your attitude, must apply nine times daily, fifteen on Sunday! If you don’t really know the proper application method, ask a friend! Just go to the local college athletics department or your nearby gym and ask to interview a few candidates for assistance. You’ll see! Pretty soon, you’ll be smiling and CHIPPER all day, every day!

      Jan 22, 2012 at 8:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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