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WATCH: The New Slightly Naughty Magic Mike Trailer

At this rate we won’t have to see Magic Mike—Warner Bros is teasing out the whole thing in the trailers and stills the studio is releasing. Then again, we want to see Matt Bomer’s bare tush as large as possible—so we hope they show it in IMAX 3-D.

By the way, while we appreciate the eye candy, you have to kind of laugh at how unerotic strippers are in female-orientated clubs. They have to be in some ridiculous costume and always end up doing pushups or rodeo movies. We once saw a go-go boy in Chicago open a beer bottle with his butt. Now that’s hot!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jun 13, 2012
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  • 27 Comments
    • deedee
      deedee

      This just reminded me. Alex Pettyfer should be Finnick for the next Hunger Games movie

      Jun 13, 2012 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nigel
      Nigel

      Matt Bomer: Gorgeous-check, Talent-check, Role Model-check, Classy-check, Hot Bum-check and double check

      Jun 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JKB
      JKB

      @Nigel: check you out.

      Jun 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P
      D P

      @Nigel: & @JKB: — I *love* it!

      And Queerty, tell us more about the beer bottle in Chicago?

      Jun 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      Oh my God.

      I might actually see this now.

      Jun 13, 2012 at 7:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Da
      Da

      this looks so terrible

      Jun 13, 2012 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      Just how much is Queerty getting paid to promote this movie? I noticed how since it shows Matt Bomer’s ass they’re not going on about how (in queerty’s opinion) he’s still somehow closeted even though he’s been out for awhile now like they have done in previous recent article about Bomer.

      Jun 13, 2012 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      @Adam: Apparently you have not heard of the site cam4. You will see a lot more there, online, and free. Or go spend your $$$ to get a few half second flashes of ass and faux dick. But do check back and share what it was like being the only dude, albeit gay, in a theatre full of horny cougars, and the Queerty staff.

      Jun 13, 2012 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay
      JayKay

      Oh the poor, poor ushers. The inside of those menopausal housewife infested theaters is going to smell worse than a six week-old fish market in the middle of July.

      Jun 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • samwise
      samwise

      Thankfully we know that at least one of the guys on stage is family.

      Jun 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @JayKay: Thank you for confirming that you’ll be watching the film… numerous times. :) Don’t let the bashers catch you. We wouldn’t miss you if you’re gone but I’m sure someone self-deprecating will. :)

      Jun 14, 2012 at 12:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted B. (Charging Rhino)
      Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

      **Sigh**
      Simon Halls, the luckiest man in Hollywood.

      Jun 14, 2012 at 1:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Damon
      Damon

      JayKay-And I’m sure you’ll be on your knees servicing each and every woman there and licking their clits, labia, and tongue fucking them! ;)

      Jun 14, 2012 at 2:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Simon
      Simon

      @Nigel:
      Too perfect to be real. I bet Bomer has few skeletons in his closet.

      Jun 14, 2012 at 5:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Yowza
      Yowza

      @Ted B. (Charging Rhino): You mean luckiest man on planet earth

      Jun 14, 2012 at 6:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robb
      robb

      just so there’s no confusion, this opens in the US on friday, june 29 (it’s in the UK on july 11).

      Jun 14, 2012 at 7:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      It does look a bit naff, even for a Steven Soderbergh film.
      I wouldn’t bother going to see a film specifically to see Channing Tatum or Matthew M. or whoever else is in it, but I might go and see it just for Matt Bomer…

      Jun 14, 2012 at 8:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Real Mike in Asheville
      The Real Mike in Asheville

      @JayKay: Misogynize much? (and yes, I know “misogynize” is not a real verb).

      Jun 14, 2012 at 8:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      @Adam: lol ditto

      Jun 14, 2012 at 8:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ru...
      Ru...

      So far I’ve only seen them getting half naked, but what is the story of the movie??? If it has one…

      Jun 14, 2012 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MIKE
      MIKE

      @Ru…: who cares?? you stfu when channing tatum is getting naked!

      Jun 14, 2012 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ronnie
      ronnie

      Is this produced by Lifetime channel for women? This has to be marketed to suburban white housewives …and of course there is no men of color! Typical Queerty, hustling some faux “gay” nonsense.

      Jun 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sansacro
      Sansacro

      The str8 strippers I know dance for guys. But that wouldn’t sell to Middle America. Wonder if the film will feature any gay characters (esp. self-respecting gay characters in the film who aren’t cartoons), as that is obviously part of their intended audience. Or will the movie pretend we don’t exist.

      Jun 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • trajan
      trajan

      Channing and Alex make me kahraazzee…but i’ll wait 4da directors cut version online or dvd

      Jun 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AngelSpawn
      AngelSpawn

      if there is no age restriction on this i may just watch it XD

      Jun 14, 2012 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bryan
      Bryan

      Still not sure I care.

      Jun 14, 2012 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • trajan
      trajan

      @Matt: u cant just sit there and enjoy the guys? hv a drink…or two…bottles

      Jun 14, 2012 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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