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Watch: The Raunchiest Twink Lust Music Video Ever

Twinks might not be what every gay guy is after, but the Swedish artist Straight Up! (made up of Kid ‘n’ Dandy) certainly is. In the possibly NSFW for “Twink,” we see a pretty raunchy approach to reaching the skinny boy utopia: “I’ll strip you down / Turn you around / And then I’ll go to town / So deep into ya / I wanna sink / Twink, twink, twink”; and, “Put up a fight / I say ‘all right’ / It’s better when they’re tight / I get ‘em loose / And close to the bring / Twink, twink, twink.” Well then! It’s certainly a different approach to wooing than, say, Blaine’s. [StraightUp.se]








By:           JD
On:           Nov 12, 2010
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  • 26 Comments
    • Kamikapse
      Kamikapse

      Terrible.. and the only guy that’s remotely cute is the one to the left in the group shot …

      Nov 12, 2010 at 4:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      fail

      Nov 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Benjamin
      Benjamin

      It’s okay. I’ve seen worse. Song isn’t that bad.

      Nov 12, 2010 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      Uhm, yeah, anyway…to find out about actual LGBT artists that don’t set us back a million years, please look up: The Gossip, Semi Precious Weapons, Simon Curtis, Darren Hayes, Tegan and Sara, Matt Alber and Kim Petras.
      Or just go with the more commercially successful peeps like Adam Lambert, but just don’t support noise like this twink song, please!

      Nov 12, 2010 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      It’s not even good bad, it’s just shit.

      Nov 12, 2010 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dollie
      Dollie

      @Ryan: Love the list! Though Semi Precious Weapons might receive the same criticism, I can’t help but jam along to the line “I can’t pay my rent, but I’m fucking gorgeous!” on the first of every month. ;)

      I thought the “Twink” video was precious (not that that is what they were going for? I’m not watching for the same reasons.).

      Nov 12, 2010 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matthew
      Matthew

      I thought the quality(camera) of the video was good, but it was literally on repeat, either they forgot to film more or something because it was a loop of a clip.

      Nov 12, 2010 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      I really don’t understand the fascination with twinks. I’m gay because I like men not because I like boys. I don’t like men that look like boys.

      Nov 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brandon
      Brandon

      @Daez Are we done needlessly telling a bunch of guys you think they don’t look right. I’m sure they all cared about your opinion.

      Its fun and I’m guessing thats all it was supposed to be.

      Nov 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      Damn, I nearly creamed my pants!

      Nov 12, 2010 at 8:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scribe
      scribe

      not into twinks, but I liked the video… I like my men a little more beefy. The red head was cute though…

      Nov 12, 2010 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      “What should we call our gay band?”
      “I know! I know! How ’bout ‘Straight up!’?”
      “Awwww. You *promised* you’d get off drugs.”

      Nov 12, 2010 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      This is some damn good queer music out there. Some of it is thoughtful, some of it is cheesy fun. You can find better than this.

      Nov 12, 2010 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • T
      T

      This is just crap. I can’t even get that upset about the creepy lyrics because the song and video are just awful. Why is this crap on Queerty?

      Nov 12, 2010 at 11:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tallskin2
      tallskin2

      LOL I think it’s good.

      Wish I’d been pursued by men like that when I was a twink and gagging for it.

      Nov 13, 2010 at 6:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      @Ryan: Don’t forget the Hidden Cameras.

      Nov 13, 2010 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      Maybe it’s just that the Hidden Cameras aren’t well known outside of Canada, but come one, they’re a great queer band! They have much raunchier lyrics than that and their music is better.

      “The man that I am with my man” by the Hidden Cameras
      “The man that I am with my man
      his warm coals heat toes
      A shower cleans the surface and holes
      Water, soap and hands
      I sit while he stands
      over me I can hardly see
      that he is peeing on my shoulders and knees
      a warm, wet, yellow breeze
      He towels my head until dry
      And leads me to his bed opened wide
      For my penis, nose, fingers and feet
      Body worn and set for sleep

      Taking out my hand
      he lifts me up and we both stand
      We could be in the army or the klan
      ’cause when we’re brothers in blood then we are brothers in band

      Solid is the rock of my man
      Solid is the rock of my man
      Solid is the rock of my man

      The man that i am with my man
      Tamed but feeling no blame
      Taking my red wishes in hand
      Until my eyes have closed
      The man that i am with my man
      Pulled, poked and probed
      His tongue licks my armpits and chest
      Warm, red, salt and wet

      Making a cut with a knife on my hand
      Then he uses his tongue, licks, swallows and grins
      On my knees I do the same to my man
      Blood juices loosen me up, in me I feel man in man

      Taking out his hand
      he lifts me up and pets my head
      We could be in the army or the klan
      ’cause when we’re brothers in blood then we are brothers in band

      Solid is the rock of my man
      Solid is the rock of my man
      Solid is the rock of my man

      The men, they are men with their men
      Raised in an army camp
      They spit on my tarnished hands
      and pull at my underpants
      I’ll be the man who I am with my man
      Dressed in borrowed clothes

      He softens my deep blues with his thighs
      The fear of ocean underside

      Taking out their hands
      they lift me up and we all stand
      We may be in the army or the klan
      ’cause when we’re brothers in blood then we are brothers in band

      Taking out his hand
      he lifts me up and we both stand
      We could be in the army or the klan
      ’cause when we’re brothers in blood then we are brothers in band”

      Nov 13, 2010 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brandon
      brandon

      so wait? you put down perez hilton, queerty, and then post this? i honestly think this needs some harsh critique haha.. that was awful.

      Nov 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Law
      Law

      @Ryan: Add Kevin Wong to the list … he’s from Toronto – amazing voice and song-writing.

      Nov 13, 2010 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • regulargayguy
      regulargayguy

      Sorry you moaning minnies, I can’t get enough of twinks. But the guys in this vid are so vanilla, Queerty can’t possibly justify “raunch” and “lust” in the headline! Being 18 and skinny is a delight. But not one of the pouting prancers in this vid has the phwoarrr factor. Recalibrate.

      Nov 14, 2010 at 10:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      I thought the beat was pretty good. And the rapping was meh. The twinks, not for me.

      Nov 14, 2010 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thrutch
      Thrutch

      I really liked this, I enjoyed it and though i am no longer a twink. I was once and this made me laugh so hard and catchy. I can’t wait for it to be released i so want a copy

      Nov 14, 2010 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      Nambla will love this!!! didn’t realize child porn could be on here….

      Nov 14, 2010 at 11:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tallskin2
      tallskin2

      Alan thickman, you have a very strange view of what a child is.

      Nov 14, 2010 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      Chase’s Hard Candy video was raunchier and more creative. He is kind of twinkish. But this was very cute and fun. I do wish they used more footage and didnt loop most of it.

      Nov 14, 2010 at 11:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taylor Siluwé
      Taylor Siluwé

      @regulargayguy:

      “Being 18 and skinny is a delight.”

      Ahh, yes ….
      And when I’m 80 with two teeth left I’ll still agree. ;-)

      Dec 2, 2010 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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