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WATCH: This Is Madonna’s New Reason to Celebrate

With a final production value estimated at $14, Madonna’s new video for “Celebration” arrives after some terrible teasing. Them’s some pointy shoulder pads, lady.

(Thanks, Jess!)

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On:           Sep 1, 2009
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No. 1 · Michael

The video is a little disappointing. It’s very much like Give it 2 Me, which was boring. She has been making not too exciting videos lately for great dance songs, get together anyone? I understand that she’s on tour and doesn’t have the time, but surely she could have came up with something more than this? I had always hated Jesus until this video though…Jesus! I love this song and now that the video is out I can’t wait to dance to it even more! S4 here I come!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · alex · Member · 4 comments

I like it. I didn’t like anything from her last album, but i liked this song and video.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Steven

Two words: Lady Gaga

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · scottie

Vile. I see her obsession with her crotch is still strong as ever.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · red phone

Love it. And Lola busted out a cool move there near the end!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Fitz

First she co-oped my religion, and now she stole my “going into a glucose shock” dance. Bitch.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · dizzyspins

Maybe its just that no one watches videos anymore. Its not like they get played on MTV or anything. She probably figured it would just be on in the background in some club, so why go all “Like a Prayer”?

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Imedla

Co-opTed. Glenn Beck, anyone!

Madonna – she lady!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · CHEEKIEY

production cost was only $14. ??

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · dgz · Member · 704 comments

@CHEEKIEY: no, that’s just Queerty trying (and failing) to be clever. per usual.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · joe

all the queens nationally will be crying on the dance floor as this will be the last song played this coming Labor Day Weekend.
The Summer is traditionally over….Boo Hoo!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · sal(the original)

home girl still got it

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Zzzzzzz

Zzzzzzzzzzzz…. Dizzyspins is right: who makes videos anymore? They don’t get played, so why make them? She should not have bothered here either. It was such an unambitious rehash of crap she’s offered up before. The songs okay in that forgetable club way, but I’m just not feeling her midlife crises as much as she is.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Michael vdB · Member · 242 comments

I personally didn’t like the video myself…but the song is still kick ass. The video is fast paced, plays into her current theme, and at $14…was very cheap to make. Like previous posters, it is all about the music and the video is just a back ground item now. As the old saying goes, “If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.”

~Internet killed the video star…~ lol.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

I loathe her.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Greg Theron

Am I the only one who finds this lame? The guy in the beginning is gross and made me lose interest right from the start, and they are they are part of a Yelle music video. That shit was so 2 years ago. She needs new video material.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · stevenelliot · Member · 218 comments

regardless of what you think of the video. You guyz must admit Ms M’s outfit is hot. Very French Chic. and I like her new hair style.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Lloyd Baltazar

Well… Im suprised Queerty isn’t bashing Madonna this time—–Thank God! I think the video is awesome, and not just because I’m a Madonna fan but its a really great video!

i love her new hair!!!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · DelphKC · Member · 32 comments

Madonna!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · drewbrown

i love it. it’s understated. madonna is eternally cool.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · mb00 · Member · 193 comments

@red phone: Is that really little Lola?!!! Wow, that’s really cool. And yeah, that was a great move.

That being said, DAMN Madonna is LIT!!!! But she’s still got some moves on her.
I could never dance like…shit I can barely dance at all, let alone like that.

@drewbrown: And yeah, I agree with you, Madonna is eternally cool.

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No. 22 · paul-e-wog · Member · 38 comments

@stevenelliot: Agreed. She is like a deviant Doris Day. Big A+ for Madge’s footwear choice.

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No. 23 · mb00 · Member · 193 comments

@stevenelliot: I agree with you too. It’s a great outfit. It’s kinda funny though isn’t it? She was just starting her career when this look was brand-spanckin’ new in the early 80s and nearly 30 years later she can still make it look good.
By the way, I think she’s wearing a wig. I don’t think that’s her real hair.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 12:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Louanna

Madonna use to have class, but this video reminds me of a movie of a young girl forced to follow in her over the hill prostitute mothers footsteps.
Personally, I think this video has no taste…By the way, does Madonna still write childrens books???

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 at 3:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Byblos

The SONG IS GREAT MADONNA ROCKS!!!!

Posted: Sep 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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