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Watch: This Is The New Chris Crocker, a ‘Freak Of Nature’

Britney Spears has a new single? That’s such snoozie news compared to the release of Chris Crocker’s music video “Freak of Nature.” Which, let’s be honest, is something Britney herself might’ve released in 2008.

No stranger to donning a blonde wig and exposing himself, Chris turns himself into dominatrix Britney getting taken from behind when he’s not showing or fellating bananas. And the lyrics? Not terrible, so long as your standard of “not terrible” is somewhere above Ke$ha. I’m not sure what Chris has been up to since his “Leave Britney Alone” fame crashed and burned. But snaps to anybody trying to become a pop star. And getting away with it.

“It’s Chris Crocker. And what. Bitch please.” OH YES HE DID!

By:           JD
On:           Jan 11, 2011
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  • 46 Comments
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      He’s Off His cRocker………….. :p

      Jan 11, 2011 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MIchael
      MIchael

      I enjoyed that! Catchy song, hot video.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      You know, had the same song been performed by Britney Spears, it would have been a hit. The video would also have been allowed to air on MTV.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotone2me
      hotone2me

      ITS BRITNEY BITCH!!!! ;)

      Jan 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riker
      Riker

      Is it wrong that i’m a little turned on by this?

      Jan 11, 2011 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scribe
      scribe

      I figured I was going to hate this, but its pretty good. I’m not a fan of dudes in drag, but he looks good as a dude. The black dude topping him, is what really run me over. Going to down load the song.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve-O
      Steve-O

      He would have made a lot of money as a songwriter and had Britney perform the song….imagine the PR newsmill ‘Chris Crocker pens new Britney Track’

      Jan 11, 2011 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dannyboy
      Dannyboy

      Yeah, Chris Crocker is kinda hot, as a guy AND a girl. I can’t wait to hear this on the dance floor. I hope he keeps on making ladyboy music videos, he could really give Lady Gaga a run for her money…

      Jan 11, 2011 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball
      redball

      @Steve-O:

      A-f’n-greed!

      Where did this come from?! Was he always a singer/songwriter? This song and video are LEGIT, complete with high-quality music and video production values. Love the sass and wit sprinkled throughout.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      Wow, didn’t think I’d like this but I was wrong. Great, hot vid. Song is good even without the visuals, but the whole thing is really well done. More, please!

      Jan 11, 2011 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @Jeffree: I have to say, it was well done, too. It does sound just like a Britney song. It’s right up there with 1,2,3 and her other songs. Good luck to him.

      and the video was pretty damn good too. Better than Nicole’s “poison” video.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      I was pretty sure this was going to be terrible. But, it does sound like a good Britney-esque track – makes me think of her Circus era, maybe earlier than that.

      The video was okay – I was a little disturbed since Chris doesn’t look much older than 16 – but it was pretty damn good, especially compared to his “Leave Britney Alone” video.

      Also, he looks pretty in drag. Like, it isn’t obvious that he’s dressed in drag.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob
      Rob

      I really hope I’m just not detecting the sarcasm. The song is horrible, the video is low-budget and trashy, it’s just all-around bad.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip
      Pip

      Looks like Miley Cyrus really let herself go!

      Jan 11, 2011 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ Randall Ellison
      DJ Randall Ellison

      He has skills, that’s for sure. I should play this on Saturday and see how many people recognize him. Seems like he’s trying to emulate Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga to a degree. Although, to be fair, in comparison to most modern divas’, this music video is tame ;D

      –Randall

      Jan 11, 2011 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie Jackpot
      Charlie Jackpot

      You can just tell he loves black dick

      Jan 11, 2011 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball
      redball

      “And what?? Bitch, please!” Love.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sophie petrillow
      sophie petrillow

      @Charlie Jackpot:

      who doesnt ?!?!?

      Jan 11, 2011 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris Crocker
      Chris Crocker

      Thank you so much for posting this!
      I love Queerty.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Benjamin
      Benjamin

      I’ve been harboring a bit of a lust crush on Chris Cocker. It’s time I was honest about that.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chandler In Las Vegas
      Chandler In Las Vegas

      We loves us the dance tune.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted C.
      Ted C.

      Britney’s looking a little rough these days. I like that black guy who’s sodomising her, though.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted C.
      Ted C.

      Why does she have to put male-male scenes in her video, though? First Christina, then Katy Perry, now Britney. It’s getting old.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 9:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      I’m way over cute twinks feeling their fabulousness in trashy stripper drag.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chubguydc
      Chubguydc

      For the next video I recommend not spending all the budget on an expensive but cheap Kim Zolciak wig. Some strawberries that are actually ripe would be more appealing.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 11:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      @Rob: I like Chris but I have to agree.

      Jan 11, 2011 at 11:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dollie
      Dollie

      So, I actually liked this a lot more than any Katy Perry, Ke$ha, etc. song I’ve heard of late! I am always skeptical when YouTubers think they can rock a single (though, I like Chris, really), but this was genuinely fun!

      Jan 12, 2011 at 12:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robbie K
      Robbie K

      Love it

      Jan 12, 2011 at 12:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dannyal
      dannyal

      gotta agree with most posters here. Catchy and well produced song, nicely choreographed video (considering the budget, I assume), and Chris looks hot in both styles.

      I enjoyed it.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 1:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dan
      Dan

      Forget about Crocker. I’ll take his co-star.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 2:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ventril
      Ventril

      The song is good and catchy, but let’s not sit and just kiss ass here. He’s just a regular whore gay guy. The video is just him lip syncing the song poorly while dancing around eating strawberries and bananas or grinding up on some guy.
      Its so disappointing reading the comments comparing him to Lady Gaga and such.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 2:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      The lyrics are awesome. Chris is hot as always. However, there is definitely a point where it just seems to drag on and on and on.

      @Ventril: HE ISN’T LIP SYNCING. That is Chris’ real voice. Sure, he might have prerecorded it then lip synced much like almost every video is made, but he still laid down that track. Why do you feel a need to disparage him? Do fem gays just annoy you or something?

      Jan 12, 2011 at 6:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Johnnybluejeans
      Johnnybluejeans

      Girl, you sing through that nose!!!!!

      Jan 12, 2011 at 8:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wannabegay2
      wannabegay2

      i like it.

      he probably all the money he had from the leave britney alone thing to pay for this.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 10:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e jett
      jack e jett

      I have loved this kid from day one. I love his background, the way he was discovered and this new video is awesome.

      It makes me want to be young and relevant again………

      Jan 12, 2011 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ Randall Ellison
      DJ Randall Ellison

      @jack e jett: You’re only as old as you think you are. I’m going on 35, and I still confuse people for a 20-year old. Be what you want to be, you only have one life :)

      Jan 12, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      OMG! The song is actually quite good except for the spoken parts and the bikini shots with him on his knees in bed. It’s too weird seeing him so undressed knowing that he has a penis. But, the song is good and his love interest is totally hot! :)

      Jan 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie
      Charlie

      Wow… he has come a long way from “leave Britney alone.” Well done. I admit it – I was judgmental and thought I wouldn’t like it.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 3:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yumyum
      yumyum

      Out of all Britney songs, most reminiscent of “Piece of Me.”

      Jan 13, 2011 at 4:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spacegod
      spacegod

      Cute boy. Ugly girl.

      Jan 13, 2011 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ComeOuEveryone
      ComeOuEveryone

      Piece of shit. His family must be really proud. Great for our movement. Oh, and atrocious lip-sync.

      Jan 14, 2011 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MattGMD
      MattGMD

      Sounded better than expected. Liberal use of Auto-Tune for vocals and lens filtering for visuals gets much of the credit.

      Jan 16, 2011 at 2:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mykey
      Mykey

      Chris is kissing on the boys and boys alone, kinda reminds me of a male version of Not Myself Tonight. At least he has the guts to show homoeroticism in his video, not even Adam Lambert has done this, come to think of it, he and Lambert should do a duet!

      Jan 16, 2011 at 5:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mykey
      Mykey

      I have to say that Chris is one of the few men who in my opinion looks great as a girl (very sexy I must add) as much as he is such a handsome guy in his male persona. It’s also good seeing a guy celebrating male sexuality and homoeroticism. Most videos nowadays are about celebrating female sexuality and womanhood.

      Jan 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mybeautee
      mybeautee

      So BeAutIfuL

      *hugs kisses the utmost of contentment kisses hugs*

      Dec 16, 2011 at 12:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mybeautee
      mybeautee

      So BeAutIfuL

      Dec 16, 2011 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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