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WATCH: This Stadium Full Of People Celebrates Robin Thicke’s Package!

If nothing else, Miley Cyrus’ barely-legal booty twerking all up in Robin Thicke’s business is a testament to just how badly everyone wants to ride this famous D.

He’s not shy about it, either. From announcing he “knows you want it” to blatantly telling you that he’s got “a big dick for ya,” Mr. Thicke has been anything but subtle with using his massive endowment to turn you on [to his new album].

Some say “he must not have a big dick, because otherwise he wouldn’t need to talk about it.” We say “haha” to that, because you’re sitting behind a keyboard and Robin Thicke literally has hundreds of people prancing around a football field singing about how huge his dick is. He wins!

Check out the brand new video above for this summer’s hit dick anthem, “Give It 2 U.”

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Aug 26, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      sorry Robin Thicke is just a sleazebag. White pimp ain’t cute.

      Aug 26, 2013 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      The young man doth protest too much. If it’s big, people will see it. If not, well, it’s up to him and his wife (and whomever else he sleeps with).

      Aug 26, 2013 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      Dude, you came out of Alan Thicke’s balls. Know your fucking place.

      Aug 26, 2013 at 8:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fael
      Fael

      I’m a little curious, I hope that someday leak some photos

      Aug 26, 2013 at 9:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WhyteRabbit
      WhyteRabbit

      sorry. regardless of the endowment… all i see is his dad. soooooo not hot.

      Aug 26, 2013 at 11:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Really_000
      Really_000

      It is really distinguishing when white people try and appropriate black culture. This dude has this thick fake accent and does his best to sound like a black guy. I guess Emmenim finally broke black culture down enough to where they just said forget and began to let all of these white men and women parody them. Sad..

      Aug 27, 2013 at 1:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      He’s nearly 40. He should have stolen from Marvin Gaye 20 years ago instead of 2013.

      Aug 27, 2013 at 9:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RafsDad
      RafsDad

      @Really_000: Black culture? “Sound like a black guy”?? They and Them? You sound like a bitter old teeny weenie queen.

      Aug 28, 2013 at 8:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Really_000
      Really_000

      When you resort to name calling its really not flattering on your part :-(

      Aug 28, 2013 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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