Republican Rep. Aaron Schock is sooo not gay that he’s against gay marriage. He just can’t coherently explain why.
h/t: Joe.My.God
GOP DEATH WATCH
WATCH: Totally-Hetero Aaron Schock Can’t Remember Why Gay Marriage Is Bad
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jwrappaport
Can we have a Hottest Douche of the Week category? Always fancied him.
hf2hvit
Maybe in his mind, he’s not gay (just like all those married men on gay sites who suck dick and take it up the ass) but he sure is QUEER!
dkmagby
God and I live in his district too. I can’t stand the creep. Hear he’s making a run for IL governor too bleh.
Diesel69
GAYDAR-GAYDAR ALERT 100% GAY—-CAN`T REMEMBER WHY–CAUSE HE IS TRYING TO STIFLE HIS HOMOSEXUALITY—GAY-GAY-GAY DUDE–
smithster11
I so totally don’t understand what’s going on with his eyebrows. Take a look.
Joetx
I don’t care how good-looking he is. A person’s political views are a reflection of their values. And values are a reflection of a person’s character.
Schock’s political views suck. And thus, he sucks.
Aidan8
OK, I know I shouldn’t resort to this, but I can’t help it… change the name to SCHLOCK.
John Doe
I say the following as more of trivia than to address this article specifically.
This guy as a member of the House of Representatives is the SECOND YOUNGEST at age 31. There are THIRTY-ONE other members that are in their thirties. (One other in 29 years old and will be 30 very soon).
On the other end of the spectrum….
We have NINE members that are in their eighties. One is 89 years old.
We also have THIRTY-TWO House members that are in their seventies.
I won’t even bother counting how many are in their sixties. MANY.
Again, just trivia.
When we look at our lawmakers many of them are BEYOND retirement age and a very small portion is actually under 40 years old.
I guess we should remember this when we think of how many lawmakers are incumbents AND how many lawmakers are SLOW to vote for equality and changing things from the way they’ve been for decades. My guess is that if we had a much younger representation (that actually represents the real US population) we’d have already passed equality laws for gays and lesbians. Statistics seem to indicate this.
My two cents.
Cam
History will not judge sickening closet cases who attacked his own people kindly.
He is the worst of the worst.
erikwm
Aaron Shock is the flaming bag of dog poop kids throw on front porches on Halloween.
Literally. FLAMING… DOG POOP.