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WATCH: Totally-Hetero Aaron Schock Can’t Remember Why Gay Marriage Is Bad

Republican Rep. Aaron Schock is sooo not gay that he’s against gay marriage. He just can’t coherently explain why.

h/t: Joe.My.God

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Feb 1, 2013
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  • 10 Comments
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      Can we have a Hottest Douche of the Week category? Always fancied him.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 8:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      Maybe in his mind, he’s not gay (just like all those married men on gay sites who suck dick and take it up the ass) but he sure is QUEER!

      Feb 1, 2013 at 9:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dkmagby
      dkmagby

      God and I live in his district too. I can’t stand the creep. Hear he’s making a run for IL governor too bleh.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 9:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Diesel69
      Diesel69

      GAYDAR-GAYDAR ALERT 100% GAY—-CAN`T REMEMBER WHY–CAUSE HE IS TRYING TO STIFLE HIS HOMOSEXUALITY—GAY-GAY-GAY DUDE–

      Feb 1, 2013 at 10:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • smithster11
      smithster11

      I so totally don’t understand what’s going on with his eyebrows. Take a look.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 11:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx
      Joetx

      I don’t care how good-looking he is. A person’s political views are a reflection of their values. And values are a reflection of a person’s character.

      Schock’s political views suck. And thus, he sucks.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      OK, I know I shouldn’t resort to this, but I can’t help it… change the name to SCHLOCK.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John Doe
      John Doe

      I say the following as more of trivia than to address this article specifically.

      This guy as a member of the House of Representatives is the SECOND YOUNGEST at age 31. There are THIRTY-ONE other members that are in their thirties. (One other in 29 years old and will be 30 very soon).

      On the other end of the spectrum….

      We have NINE members that are in their eighties. One is 89 years old.

      We also have THIRTY-TWO House members that are in their seventies.

      I won’t even bother counting how many are in their sixties. MANY.

      Again, just trivia.

      When we look at our lawmakers many of them are BEYOND retirement age and a very small portion is actually under 40 years old.

      I guess we should remember this when we think of how many lawmakers are incumbents AND how many lawmakers are SLOW to vote for equality and changing things from the way they’ve been for decades. My guess is that if we had a much younger representation (that actually represents the real US population) we’d have already passed equality laws for gays and lesbians. Statistics seem to indicate this.

      My two cents.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 7:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      History will not judge sickening closet cases who attacked his own people kindly.

      He is the worst of the worst.

      Feb 2, 2013 at 12:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • erikwm
      erikwm

      Aaron Shock is the flaming bag of dog poop kids throw on front porches on Halloween.

      Literally. FLAMING… DOG POOP.

      Feb 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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