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WATCH: Under Steve Grand’s Giant Pecs Lies A Broken Heart In “All-American Boy”

You gotta hand it to Steve Grand — that queen knows what she’s doing. In the  video for “All-American Boy,” (1 point: timing) Grand strips down (2 points: know your audience) and falls for his equally hunky friend* (hey, if it ain’t broke…) only to get his heart broken after misreading the bromoerotic tension between them (3 points: be relatable…if you just ignore the rippling abs).

Though to be fair, his friend’s kind of a tease:

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Next thing you know the pants (4 points)…

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…and all bets are off…or are they?

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Nooooooope. Poor kid.

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Oh wait, maybe he is into it!

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Sigh, false alarm. But at least dudefriend is a good sport about it.

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But fear not, young Steve Grand, there are other fish in the sea, or in your case, lake. We think you’ll be just fine.

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*Turns out that equally hunky friend is Taylor from Fratmen, which is apparently having a moment. 5 points! Ding-ding-ding, we have a winner!

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