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Researchers have traced the world's oldest joke to what is now Southern Iraq. The joke – which originated in about 1900 BC – really counts as more of saying and goes something like this: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." Now, if only we could find someone to explain it… [Reuters]

 
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Comments (8)

No. 1 · REBELComx

I get it…this is where we get that myth that hot chicks don't fart.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 1:49 pm
No. 2 · Smartypants

You're looking for someone on this site to explain hetero humor? That's optimistic.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 2:00 pm
No. 3 · Trenton

Ancient hetero humor, no less.

Still, it's a notch above Larry the Cable Guy.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 2:04 pm
No. 4 · mark

ask McCain

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 2:22 pm
No. 5 · Chet

you guys are missing the point. What it says is that ancient women always fart when sitting on their husbands (is that a queef reference?).

sometimes you just can't be too glad to be gay.

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
No. 6 · mark

hillarious post chet

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 4:12 pm
No. 7 · Darth Paul

DUH, Sumerian broads had queefing issues!

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm
No. 8 · Bitch Republic

Is it really the world's oldest joke if it's not funny? Also, I'm sure someone told a joke long before that. They should say the world's oldest recorded joke or world's oldest known joke.

http://www.BitchRepublic.net

Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 11:39 pm
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