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We Need A “Santorum”-Style Nickname For Antonin Scalia

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By:           Dan Avery
On:           Dec 11, 2012
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    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      A large amount of white vaginal discharge, similar to yeast but more viscous, that comes from the vagina.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thomathy
      Thomathy

      Easy.

      Scalia (n.) – The dry skin of the foreskin, that may flake, which results from excessive, dry masturbation particularly in arid climes or during dryer seasons.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      Scalia (v.) – To fuck someone up the ass without the courtesy of a reach around. E.g., My date last night totally scalia’ed me so I had to toss one off after he left.

      It’s about time this expression was reduced to a single term.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      Scalia: That burning sensation on your shaft or anus from not using enough lube, see spit f*ck.

      Or maybe that’s it Scalia = spit f*cking.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      C*nt

      Works on so many levels.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seniceguy64
      seniceguy64

      Scalia = dried semen found on pubic hair or other hairy areas of the body

      Dec 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      don’t know, the Santorum thing seems to me only to work well because it’s unique.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 2:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MACDONALDBANK
      MACDONALDBANK

      LUNATIC …!

      Being black, left-handed or being gay is just as natural. It is a sometimes rare occurrence to fall in Love and to hold that person in your heart and be loved in return … it is something that should be celebrated! If it’s between two guys or two girls — all the better. It takes even more courage to defend that LOVE!

      The evil writings in Leviticus 18:22 … against gays – depict: “P” … “priestly rules” & expanded by the pope; homophobes and religious frauds … to attack the gay community and never meant to apply to the public — but to priests.

      There is no scientific evidence to prove any of the cross related bogus elements of christianity and other religions. Our early human ancestors; on this earth … go back more than 6 million years … 5,996,000 years before the Greeks, Romans and the Jews. Christianity is basically a 2012 year old fictional cult.
      In the year 300 AD when Emperor Constantine, who to some was the first pope; went on to fabricate & market Christianity!
      Christianity is a fantasy; which turned out to be one of the most hateful & evil concoctions ever perpetrated on the world.

      It is written; so therefore it shall be? We are the chosen people? Such a wicked fantasy. To see the religious lunatics manipulate government and our lives is shameful.

      The pope and churches fully aware that Leviticus 18:22 applies to priests only … refuse to remove this stigma … maliciously persecuting gays. Kids are being bullied into suicide …!

      Dec 11, 2012 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chandler in Las Vegas
      Chandler in Las Vegas

      I like one of the original suggestions for santorum: Farting in the face of someone who’s rimming you? That even SOUNDS like Scalia. As in: twink was cute, nice hole and all, but you don’t Scalia me twice.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CAxlRose
      CAxlRose

      Scalia (n.) – The foul-tasting mix of smegma and semen that often results from performing fellatio on unwashed and uncircumcised men.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MarvelUs
      MarvelUs

      Scalia airs his prejudices quite often; he is the “Pig of Scotus”.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 4:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RandallSM
      RandallSM

      Scalia (n.) – Canker sore received from dining in a dirty kitchen.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SOCALBOY122162
      SOCALBOY122162

      Stronzo! It means little shit in Italian.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SOCALBOY122162
      SOCALBOY122162

      ‘ulcera orale’ = Canker sore in Italian

      Dec 11, 2012 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SOCALBOY122162
      SOCALBOY122162

      Il fallo-degustazione mix di smegma e sperma che spesso deriva da eseguire fellatio su sbiadito e uomini non circoncisi.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Gervais
      David Gervais

      Definitely an itchy scaly skin disease, as in:
      I’m not hitting that, he looks like he has scalia.
      See him scratching himself? Watch out for scalia on his balls.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ronsfo
      ronsfo

      This might work. Eczema Psoriasis & Scalia.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jpcflyer
      jpcflyer

      I was going to suggest the rash caused by a pubic lice infestation. Some sort of skin disease just fits. But smegma + semen is hard to resist.
      Any doubt how he would have voted in the Loving case ? Ask Clarence Thomas.

      Dec 11, 2012 at 6:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Scaliatosis….the smell of someone doing wrong to LGBT individuals?…Definitely can be an epidemic….among Republicans…

      Dec 11, 2012 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      the little flecks of shit left around the mouth after eating a dirty asshole or similar stuff after saying a load of bullshit

      Dec 11, 2012 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joel J
      Joel J

      @Mike: Yuk!

      Dec 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DirtyOleMan
      DirtyOleMan

      This is GROSS! :)

      Dec 11, 2012 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill
      Bill

      I think a Scalia is when someone cums in your mouth without any warning at all and they keep trying to deep throat

      Dec 12, 2012 at 1:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      Boys, boys, this was not your finest hour. Anger has a way of bringing out baser instincts in the oppressed. Keep the rudder in these choppy waters and stay above the fray. Scalia annoys me fiercely, but this falls below standards. Unedifying. This narrative will serve only to harm us. We’re being treated as though we don’t deserve equal footing in society. The above comments allow those who feel this way to be justified in their views. Freedom of speech is important, but so is being gentlemen. You’re better than this.

      Dec 12, 2012 at 7:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      Scalia: (verb) the cut, wound, or abrasion one gets on their penis when masturbating too vigorously, or without lubrication. “I jerked off too much yesterday. Now I have a scalia on my dick.”

      Dec 12, 2012 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RandallSM
      RandallSM

      Looks like 1EqualityUSA’s scalia’s actin’ up.

      Dec 12, 2012 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NormdePlume
      NormdePlume

      Scalia: (noun) – the seepage from a ruptured anal wart. See also: chief asshole of the USA.

      Dec 12, 2012 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Something to remember: just because he’s unjustly unfavorable to this cause doesn’t mean he’s always wrong, any more than anyone else. His dissent in the eminent domain case a few years ago even went against big business.

      Dec 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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