We Regret To Inform You…
From The Editor: You truly do learn something new everyday!
For example, I just ran out to the CVS near Queerty HQ and stumbled across a very important message scrawled on a phone booth: “Gays give deadly rabies.”
Either rabies is new slang for “head,” or we’re all about to be frothing at the mouth. Prepare accordingly.
All I ever got were hickies.
All I ever give is good lovin
Looks like that Rite Aid manager Tom Marquez has found a new gig at your CVS.
I was given rabies once, but I was able to return them for a pair of shoes.
It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true…
Yeah I was in Cheslea this weekend and every gay themed phone and bus shelter add was tagged with this bs.
I have been known to occasionally froth at the mouth, but it’s not rabies…
Wow. I guess pools in Fire Island Pines will be empty this weekend. What with all those guys having rabies and all.
You mean there’s a non-deadly rabies?
a bad case of the ‘hydrophobie’ it would seem, AJAX…
so… napkins for the froth… how do you prepare for head?… mabey ill make a spa appointment.