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We’d Appreciate Rush Limbaugh’s Gay Jokes If They Were Actually Funny

Oh Rush Limbaugh, how you make us laugh! Responding to Rep. Barney Frank’s smackdown today against the “Nazi” lady, the radio host makes a funny about Frank living on Uranus. Because he’s a gay! And the planet sounds like a rectal cavity? Get it?

So does the third grade.

By:           editor editor
On:           Aug 19, 2009
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  • 16 Comments
    • ADS
      ADS

      Rush LimBLAH needs to get laryngitis (sp?) permanently.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anonymous
      anonymous

      Is it really necessary to report anything this idiot says? People, if ever there were a poster boy to showcase the ignorance of americans this man is it.

      What gets me is how no one in the media ever reports how uncomfortable he (Rush) looks when he does on camera interviews. It’s like he is in total fear the interviewer is going to bring up the drug charges he never faced and the hypocrisy of his tirades against drug users and pushers. I mean really.

      He preaches the ills of America but never mentions the $400 million dollar contract he has signed to spew his venom. This is capitalism at its worst. Is there really a difference between he and Sharpton?

      Well, yes. Rush is paid by the media to spew venom and Sharpton is reduced to the equivalent of an ambulance chaser for the media. That’s about it because both are intellectually starved.

      Any doubters? Check out the book “Rush Limbaugh is a big fat Idiot” by Al Franken.

      I could do without this fool, as I am sure many of you feel the same way.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Anybody hear the joke about the thrice divorced obease man who lost his hearing because of his drug addiction?

      Aug 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill S
      Bill S

      @Cam: Now THAT’S funny.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dgz
      dgz

      maybe after he gets type II diabetes from fat, lung cancer from cigars, and brain damage from oxy, he’ll reevaluate his views.

      and his stance on health care. karma’s a big, angry bitch, rush.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      Hmm…looking at his picture makes me wonder…

      Is this one of those times when a cigar is just a cigar…or not?

      Aug 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill S
      Bill S

      @dgz: HWait, he DOESN’T have brain damage already?

      Aug 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      What a sad man Rush Limbaugh has turned into. Flatulence is only supposed to come out of the rear end, not the mouth.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      Rush,

      You don’t bring flimsy plastic picnicware to a knife fight with Barney holding a bayonet.

      I’m certain in a few days you’ll find that out. Keep a First Aid box handy. Barney will rip off your head, and when he has a big enough audience, he will take a dump down your throat.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Will someone please toss a bucket of water on Limbaugh and let him melt away? Surely NO ONE on earth actually laughed at that absurd little anti-gay joke.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      LOL! Of course that was funny…he’s still a douchebag, of course.

      Aug 20, 2009 at 1:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spindoc
      spindoc

      @schlukitz: LOL!!!!!!!

      Aug 20, 2009 at 7:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tintin Malfoy
      Tintin Malfoy

      @jason: LMAO

      Aug 20, 2009 at 9:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert
      robert

      This is the face of the GOP. Its quite revealing isn’t it that not one key republican takes any of these idiots to task. Silence certainly does give consent. However, the fact that the party is silent is only alieanting it even further into exile, turning off younger voters while these clowns continue their circus act. They are nothing more than buffoons and low-lives. I wonder why we never hear of Limbaugh having a girlfriend, or is he married? I pity any woman falling for this piece of detritus. Maybe he’s a self-loathing closet case, I sure hope he isn’t.

      Aug 20, 2009 at 9:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Helga von ornstein
      Helga von ornstein

      That cigar in his mouth and the fact he does frequent the Dominican Republic makes me wonder what else he gets injected with down there besides drugs.

      What an asshole.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 9:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • august west
      august west

      Maybe Billy should give me a job researching because I had no problem finding the sound bites of what was talked about here. Then again you only find them if you look for them.

      Oct 18, 2009 at 4:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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