All those studies that prove lesbians and gay men make better parents than heterosexuals willfully ignore that their criteria for such rash judgment is incorrect! Children who can sit still in the classroom as kids, don’t act out as tweens, forego unprotected sex as teens, and go on to graduate college and join the workforce are in fact evidence that homosexual parenting is in direct violation of the way god intended human beings to grow!
Kids are supposed to be screw ups, disappoint their parents, and fail the lord’s teachings.
Moreover, that the studies conclude gay parents value themselves more after having children just goes to show how giving straight parents are, while The Gays are just in it for selfish reasons.
alan brickman
this sucks we can’t see this…..
Aaron in Honolulu
Colbert does it again! Funny and witty as always.
I noticed the study only supports lesbian moms. What about children with two dads? I am assuming they are similar being that first and foremost, we can choose when to have children instead of risk bearing accidents like our straight counterparts; if we decide to have children we probably have a college education with a high paying job to cover child rearing costs, adoption or artificial insemination; and I could say that gay parents are much older and maybe more mature than the average first time straight parents.
Michael
@Aaron in Honolulu: Actually another study came out right after this one which stated gay dads are overachievers and, of course, when it comes to parenting this is a complete bonus:
http://www.proudparenting.com/node/15409