2015 isn’t shaping up to be a great year for alpha male Justin Bieber’s ego.
Earlier this month, the “Baby” singer found himself the subject of ridicule after unretouched photos from his recent Calvin Klein shoot revealed that he wasn’t quite as buffed, bulged or hairy as the final photos implied.
Bieber’s team immediately went into crisis mode. First it sent a cease and desist order to the website that published the photos. The images were scrubbed and the website issued the following statement: “We sincerely apologize to Bieber for the hit to his ego and to the millions of tweens on social media we upset.”
Then Bieber’s personal trainer jumped to his client’s defense, going on Access Hollywood to say, “I can definitely confirm [Justin] is a well-endowed guy. I sound weird saying that, but yes.”
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Now, it seems the tween heartthrob’s ego has been issued yet another blow. Earlier this week, he and four friends showed up to a fried chicken restaurant in Los Angeles only to find his usual spot was taken by a gaggle of Log Cabin Republicans, who were in the middle of a meeting.
Not pleased his private area was occupied, Bieber and his pals decided to sit there anyway.
Ben Coleman, event chairman of the Los Angeles chapter of the gay right-wing political group, told 790 KABC that Bieber initially went unnoticed by the Log Cabin Republicans. They just thought he was a random girl sulking in the corner.
Eventually the manager approached and said “some other people” would like to “hang out in the corner” and eat chicken wings.
That’s when Coleman realized the girl who had just crashed their meeting was actually Justin Bieber.
“I saw the group and, literally, I didn’t see Justin Bieber,” he said. “I just saw a bunch of girls. I got a closer look and said, oh yeah that’s the Biebs, for sure. But he looked like a butcher version of Miley Cyrus.”
That’s also when Coleman turned into a giddy schoolgirl.
“I tried to get a pic of the Biebs in front of the Log Cabin banner,” he said, “but the bodyguards said no. And they had guns. So that didn’t happen. Otherwise it was a dream come true.”
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demented
Are we absolutely positively sure that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber aren’t the same person? Like, have we ever seen them in the same space at the same time?
man5996853
A dream come true? Really?
redcarpet30
Pretty sad Bieber makes me root for a log cabin republican.
Bad Ass Biker
Bieber is a spoiled and arrogant little snot who will probably end up in prison some time in the future.
Kieran
Yep, we really have to do something about bullying kids right Queerty? It’s a terrible problem isn’t it?
Clark35
@Bad Ass Biker: True. Or OD’ing on drugs.
Harley
Pretty sure beheading kittens on stage would be less damaging to his reputation than taking a selfie with a LCR loon.
NoCagada
So how many GOP galas have the Log Cabin queens been invited to, lately???
NoCagada
‘ “I tried to get a pic of the Biebs in front of the Log Cabin banner,” he said, “but the bodyguards said no. And they had guns. So that didn’t happen ‘
Like, what? They were going to pull out their pistol and shoot a bunch of ignorant queer republicans? I wonder how much they cry when the members of the GOP tell them to go fuck themselves?
How many GOP galas have you been invited to???
darkanser
Expect more compensatory bad boy behavior from the Biebs real soon……..
jp86
As the legendary Joan Rivers repeatedly said, Justin Bieber looks like a little, annoying lesbian…of course the lipstick, not the butch type.
martinbakman
I’m suddenly questioning what my life as come to, realizing I just read this entire article.
Braze
A “gay” Republican? Is this one of those “pray the gay away” conversion groups I keep hearing about that seem to pop up every now and then? Justin became a gay icon every since he about 15 years old among gay youth, and of course his lesbian fans who continue to emulate him and consider him to the epitome of a what a “boi” should look like. He has no problem with being in a room of gay people so the only drama here is with these Republicans who only wanted attention and name dropped Justin Bieber to get some.
Braze
@Bad Ass Biker: No doubt you are one of those old fossils who sit out on their front porch pointing and waving their canes at the young people who walk by your house. Justin is young and attractive, young guys are for the most part known for being arrogant as this is one of the aspects of being young. The term “youthful arrogance” was coined to describe it. A lot of you are showing your age and are becoming one of those old people who always find something to bitch and complain about young people.
1EqualityUSA
Braze, The LGBT community knows a fake when they see one. He’s youthful. He’s not truthful and that is what stirs the hive. We see through much of the b.s. people shield themselves with, as we’ve had lifetimes of practice spotting the fakes. I’m waiting for the BIG CONVERSION when he Saddlebacks himself into a mega-church. The pliable ones swallow the farce hook, line, and sinker. His money is just sitting there for the taking. Some guru, pastor, priest, or cult will snatch him up and use his money for their gain. Fool’s gold.
What disappoints me more than ever is that nobody picked on his chicken. What a convergence! LCR geeks! Justin breathed the air exhaled from Log Cabin Republicans, granted, the air carried with it the scent of poultry. ew.
BJ McFrisky
@Braze: Believe it or not, not all gay men and women are liberals. I know this is a shock to your sensitivities, but some of us actually think for ourselves outside the gay bubble. Hence, groups like Log Cabin and GOProud.
Stache99
@Braze: Interesting since everyone from Orlando Bloom to Leanardo DeCaprio has said the same thing Bad ass biker has said about Beiber. He wants to parade around like he’s one of them but no one likes him other then teen girls and young gay fan boys. Eventually they’ll grow up though and he’ll be relegated to something like VH1 where are they now shows.
I get it. You’re into him. It’s sad you have this stereotype that young people are automatically arrogant assholes though.
manjoguy
@BJ McFrisky: I am definitely with you.
jack512
Justin shouldn’t take offense. Log Cabin Republicans don’t know much about real men.
Terrycloth
Blah blah blah Bieber who cares about this twerp .12 years old girls can’t wait for his album sales to dry up and he starts playing holiday inns or goes on the oldie circuit with Donnie & Marie