We’re Just Sayin’: Chief of Staff Josh Bolten Loves Key West & The Theatre

White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten – affectionately known to the president as “Yosh” – was included on White House’s list of gift disclosures. In there among a shotgun for Karl Rove is a list of Bolten’s bounty:

White House Chief of Staff Joshua B. Bolten listed assets worth $1.1 million to $2.3 million, including a vacation home in Key West, Fla., worth $500,000 to $1 million. Bolten reported receiving tickets worth $8,000 to the Kennedy Center — two for the National Symphony season opening ball in September 2005 and two for the Kennedy Center Honors in December 2005.

Opines a political-minded Queerty reader:

Do you know many St8 -unmarried (never married) men aged 40’s – low 50’s whom own homes in Provincetown, Fire Island and Key West?

And accept 8000 bucks worth of Hockey and Baseball tickets…………………opps sorry, I mean theater tickets

No, in fact, we don’t. Though to be fair, we haven’t independently confirmed Bolten owns homes in Provincetown and Fire Island. (Did you?)

Bonus: After the jump, our reader applies the Bolten edits to the Village People’s “Key West.”

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JOSH BOLTON + Key West + Theater tickets = Josh, the Village people and Mom

Mama, I’m freezin’ (mama, I’m freezin’), I wanna go to the su-un (to the sun)
These icy winter breezes (winter breezes) are chillin’ all my fun (all my fun)

I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, the key to happine-ess
(I’m on the run, gonna have some fun with Josh Bolton)
I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, where leisure nights the be-est, oh yeah
(Gonna spend my days lyin’ in the sun with Josh Bolton)
I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, that’s where it’s at for me-ee
Well, (gonna spend the nights meanwhile)
I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, I’m on the run with Josh Bolton
(Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-bah)

I’m on the ru-un yeah-eah-eah-eah, I’m headin’ for the sun, yeah-eah-yeah-eah
Key West – Key West, I know, I know, that creature life’s the be-est
Oh yeah-eah, yeah-eah, ugh, brwwwww, it’s cold in here mama, where’s the heat

Ooh, gotta sleep with my socks on, ugh, I’m cold
Mama, I’m leavin’ (mama, I’m leavin’), I’m headin’ for the su-un, yeah (for the sun) with Josh Bolton
I’m changin’ my location (my location), I tell ya, I’m on the ru-un (on the run) with Josh Bolton

I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, the key to happine-ess, yeah
(I’m on the run, gonna have some fun with Josh Bolton)
I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, where leisure nights the be-est,
Well (gonna spend my days lyin’ in the sun with Josh Bolton)
I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, that’s where it’s at for me-ee, mama
(Gonna spend my nights meanwhile)
I’m headin’ for Key-ey-ey West, I’m on the run with Josh Bolton
(Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-bah)

Mama, I’m cold, feel it in my soul, gotta go to Key West where life is the best
Key West – Key West, got to, gotta have me some fun, mama, mama, I’m on the run with Josh Bolton
Hah, hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-y

Lyrics (amended) Key West by The Village People