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Were There Any Masculine Clean Cut Guys at CPAC Looking For ‘Discreet’ Fun?

Oh how we hope, in between the hatemongering and the meet-and-greets, at least a few gays at CPAC managed to find lust at the Washington D.C. affair. Of course, all the fun starts on Craigslist.

If conservatives are anything, it’s straight-forward, AMIRIGHT?

CPAC Blow Job – 33 (nwdc/downtown)
Any masculine clean cut guys in town for CPAC looking for some discreet head? Very masculine, med brn skin, clean cut guy with expert oral skills. No racial preference. Be masculine and ddf.

And don’t forget about the kids! With such a huge showing of students, it’s actually more surprising that there weren’t more university kids trolling for GOPeen.

CPAC Guy Seeking Same – 24 (CPAC)
Young discrete student attending CPAC looking for same. Drug and disease free. No freaks. Just looking for other fit, clean cut, masculine guys to chill with during the conference. Send a description and if you have GChat, Skype, MSN, AIM or whatever, send that too.

(The Unzipped blog found a few more.)

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On:           Feb 22, 2010
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12 Comments

No. 1 · Joey in CT

Uh, Duh…Of course!
GOPer’s suck the best dick!
Who in their right mind would be surprised they were trolling craigslist. I’m sure the sounds of “Lord of the Dance” danced off the walls of the restrooms…lol.

One would need to be quite careful not to slip in some santorum, you could really hurt yourself.

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Jon

WOW LOL!

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

After they come, do they kill themselves??? : p

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mr. Enemabag Jones

The line up to use the public restrooms must have been huge!

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Jeff R

I would go with the first guy because he knows the diff between discreet and discrete. Other guy must have gone to some Democrat public school.

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · JIMMY

yeah cause we all know how accurate CL postings are… any one could put CPAC in their headline. just like there are so many “str8″ “bi” “ex-frat” “jock” “football builds” etc. gays are such creative writers im surprised that we dont dominate the literature field

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Brian En Guarde

You forgot the rest of them — looking to drain the middle class and blow their load in a new war with Iran.

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Dirty Ole Man

I’d rather suck a rusty kitchen pipe before
giving oral to a disgusting, hypocritical sack of shit
like a Tea Party CPAC Repuke!

I’m a Dirty Nasty Freak, but even I have standards!

ugh!

Posted: Feb 22, 2010 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · dfrw

@dirty ole man: LOL

I really wish people on craigslist would learn the difference between discreet and discrete. It annoys me every time I see the word discrete used there.

Posted: Feb 23, 2010 at 4:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · delurker

@Jeff R: lol i am surprised these teabagging (literally and figuratively) maroons can spell at all wherever they were “educated.”

Posted: Feb 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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