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Westboro Baptist Church Accuses Cher Of Pandering To Gays, Plans To Picket Her Concert

The Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket Cher’s concert in Kansas City on May 31.

The hate group made its announcement through a flyer featuring a deranged bio of the dance diva that’s littered with poor syntax, sentence fragments, and grammatical errors.

Cherilyn Sarkisian La Piere Bono Allman —  this is what Cher’s name had become when she gave up the battle and legally changed her name to Cher,” the flyer reads. “Her birth father (from whom she got “Sarkisian”) left very early; her mother was in rather constant search-but-never-find mode for fame and the next man to save her.”

The flyer then delves into Cher’s marriages to “twerp” Sunny Bono and “drunk druggie” Gregg Allman, before taking shots at her transgender son Chaz and the singer’s constant “pandering to the fags/dykes.”

It concludes by accusing the Believe hit maker of being a giant bundle of “confusion” and “filth,” which is why church members plan to picket her concert.

Cher hasn’t released a statement, but we’d imagine if she did, it would look something like this: