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Westboro Baptist Church Betta Werk! There’s Going To Be A Drag Show In Your Front Yard

531960_433344026755637_866517178_nEquality House, the rainbow-colored non-profit LGBT center stationed across the street from the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, has been known to kill their Fag-Hating neighbors with kindness — a 5-year -old girl sold lemonade for peace over the summer, which naturally led the WBC to call her a “fag enabler” — but come next month they’ll be killing ‘em with sequins: the Equality House is planning a Drag Walk-a-Thon.

Yesterday, EH posted on its Facebook:

On October 26th Planting Peace will be hosting the first annual Equality House drag themed walk-a-thon! We are inviting you, your family, and your friends to all come out and parade around the Westboro Baptist Church with us whether in costume or not but either way raising money for the charity and looking fabulous during the whole event!! If you or a team would like to sign up or receive more information please send us a Facebook message!!

Will the Phelpses dare to bring it to the floor? Will Shirley Phelps-Roper finally experience the magical kiss of makeup upon her hollow, hateful cheeks? Will Rev. Fred Phelps tuck what exists of his manhood and throw on a sensible one-piece — or a daring bikini (gasp!) — for the swimsuit category we’re assuming will be part of this ball?

Probably no fucking way, but these questions and more will be answered October 26 at the Equality House’s First Annual(?) Drag Walk-A-Thon. They’re hoping to get legendary supermodel of the world RuPaul to host — what say you Ru?

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By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Sep 6, 2013
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  • 22 Comments
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      It is time we, the LGBT community and those who support us, that we started giving the Phelps clan some payback. For too many years, they have assaulted decency with their pickets and hate filled statements. I hope this event is a huge success and I wish I could be there with my LGBT brothers and sisters.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 9:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      The interesting thing is, if you ever see any of Westboro’s men in the picket lines they are oddly neutered ineffectual males.

      My guess is, just like the way the Mormon Polygomous compounds don’t like any other of the other men to compete with the leaders, Fred Phelps doesn’t like any men who speak up around him.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Too colourful. I don’t see myself in outfits with busy patterns and shit. I guess it’s probably because I’ve never been to a Gay Pride before. I don’t think I will, seeing that the only thing it’s filled with is some naked dudes. I like that, but it gets a bit too much sometimes. I can’t wait for the day when fred phelps DIES. That would bring so much light to my world!!!

      Sep 6, 2013 at 10:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      Rubbing their noses in the gayness makes my day.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tim
      Tim

      @Cam: Except for Steve Drain, who’s a woofy Bear. :)

      Sep 6, 2013 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @Taliaferro: Payback should be a firebomb. I wholly condone killing them. The person who does it will get money for their legal battle from me too.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tim
      Tim

      @Dxley: Hmmm – I guess Pride must be different where you are. There’s certainly no nudity at all in my town, and very little anywhere else I’ve gone. I’m rather disappointed when I see gay parents, gay professionals in suits and ties, and self-consciously ‘normal’ people. It’s why I didn’t go to Pride in Toronto for 5 years – those images horrified and traumatized me. :)

      Sep 6, 2013 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      @Tim: Hmm, then there are those of us who find a man in a suit and tie incredibly sexy and attractive. Sorry you were traumatized; perhaps your mother was frightened by a CEO when pregnant with you?

      Sep 6, 2013 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iMort
      iMort

      That’s a day’s drive for me and sounds like wicked fun!

      Sep 6, 2013 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tonykeywest
      tonykeywest

      @Taliaferro:WOW this is just like Genesis 19 Gen 19:4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: Get ready for some fire and brimstone.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      This laboured “Woah! I’m a whacky gay man!” writing-style is a bit boring, Queerty.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dbl
      dbl

      I don’t believe in violence or wishing anyone harm or death. But, I won’t shed a tear either when any of them die.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jacob
      Jacob

      that Fagbug reminds me of Michael Moores Sodomobile back In 1999 which counter protested the WBC.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Really_000
      Really_000

      I am trying to remember if the Christian right was this vindictive in the eighties and nineties?

      Sep 6, 2013 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ron
      Ron

      Would it not be GRAND IF MAXIMUS AMOUNTS of GLUTEUS were shown framed in BLACK LEATHER WITH BEDAZZELED COD PIECES?

      Sep 6, 2013 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PatriciaDrummer
      PatriciaDrummer

      just as Susan explained I didnt know that anybody can earn $4332 in 1 month on the computer. visit this site… just.as/Enum2m

      Sep 6, 2013 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin
      jmmartin

      I look terrible in a dress, but I would gladly join the protest. Anything to upset that arch homophobe closet queen the ReverEND Phred Phelps.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Redpalacebulleaglesox
      Redpalacebulleaglesox

      I wish I had the time and money to fly out there and give Phelps and Westboro what they deserve, a good, old fashioned, love in.

      Sep 6, 2013 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredhotman
      fredhotman

      Equality House “a Drag Walk a Ton ” in front of the Westboro perverted church you disgust me. I think it is imaginative and I wish you much success. Westboro will be stewing in its
      own fire & brimstone perversion. Give it to them…

      Sep 6, 2013 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan Nix
      Ryan Nix

      Hey, I’m Ryan aka @QueerAsFaith. Glad to see anything good like this happening at the Equality House. I love the way free speech works both ways in here in America. I hope you are able to raise a nice amount of money for the charity event.

      Much love,

      Ryan Nix @QueerAsFatih of the Queer as Faith Blog , Hugs

      Sep 7, 2013 at 12:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dbmyers
      dbmyers

      @2eo: You have undoubtedly put yourself on a surveillence list somewhere by your disgusting statement. You stoop to their level, if you really are . You are either a troll paid to make the gay community look like terrorists, or you are just extremely stupid and insensitive. In either case you have been flagged for your post advocating murder.

      Sep 8, 2013 at 3:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Redpalacebulleaglesox
      Redpalacebulleaglesox

      dbmyers I also flagged that post but I think only one flag per post is permitted. We had much of the same in the Vietnam Peace Movement,where the FBI planted agitators to stir up trouble. Like this troll, they were usually found out and reported to local law enforcement, who were only too happy to deal with them.

      Sep 8, 2013 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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