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Westboro Blames Oklahoma’s Deadly Tornado On…Openly Gay Jason Collins?

westboro-collins-tornadoAt least 24 people have been confirmed dead from Oklahoma’s massive tornado Monday afternoon, providing America’s least favorite church yet another moment to bask in the tragedy of others.

In typical fashion, the Westboro Baptist Church fired off a series of tweets reveling in the destruction of the tornado, at one point posting what they claimed was a rainbow flag that survived the storm:

WBC might have had rainbow houses on the brain since some good samaritan painted the house next door to theirs a fiercer shade of pale. Meanwhile, Fred Phelps, Jr., the unholy offspring of the church’s leader, linked the carnage with Kevin Durant’s support for openly gay fellow basketball playing giant Jason Collins:

We did and it doesn’t add up. At this point, Westboro’s inflammatory comments don’t even warrant a response and since the world is already full of so much negativity, here’s an adorable old lady finding her lost dog amidst the rubble instead:

h/t: Gay Star News

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           May 21, 2013
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  • 15 Comments
    • Ottoman
      Ottoman

      Queerty headline: “Westboro Blames Oklahoma’s Deadly Hurricane On…Openly Gay Jason Collins?”

      Amazing how a hurricane could do so much damage that far inland. lulz

      May 21, 2013 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ottoman
      Ottoman

      Um Queerty, you also called it a hurricane in the copy:

      “At least 24 people have been confirmed dead from Oklahoma’s massive hurricane Monday afternoon, providing America’s least favorite church yet another moment to bask in the tragedy of others.”

      May 21, 2013 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mofdgheb
      Mofdgheb

      For a family of total loons, they certainly attract a lot of media coverage.

      May 21, 2013 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GreatGatsby2011
      GreatGatsby2011

      But that was MY tornado!! I spent all NIGHT slaving over the sinful acts necessary to bring about that sort of destructive force. Give credit where credit is due, WBC. I’ll be expecting a formal written apology in the mail. And maybe a muffin basket. Blueberry please. Kthx.

      May 21, 2013 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CleJoke
      CleJoke

      I blame Westboro for the tornado. Their hot wind added to the geothermal energy released in OK.

      May 21, 2013 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Deepdow
      Deepdow

      @CleJoke:

      Don’t forget that Fred Phelps nose hairs helped spark the brimstone. Rapid friction motion from bellowing “the gays” causes air to quickly exhale through multiple orifices. Sustained by the combined holy ghost and his ragtag band of disciples, shit gets heated.

      May 21, 2013 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dionte
      Dionte

      Fear not what is real, fear their imagination, lol.

      May 21, 2013 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damon459
      damon459

      Shame on us homosexuals for constantly sending tornado’s to tornado alley commonly known as the bible belt lol. If you ask me their god is upset at them after all he said “judge not lest ye be judged for I am the lord”.

      May 21, 2013 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      I knew they were going make one of their absurdly stupid statements. It just shows…reality IS stranger than fiction.

      May 21, 2013 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mada
      mada

      Westboro Baptist Church: I have an idea. Let’s blame every natural disaster on conveniently timed headlines for gay rights. Good idea!!

      If it wasn’t Jason Collins, it would have been the victories in Minnesota, Rhode Island, and Delaware, or something else.

      Tsunami, Earthquakes, and Tornados? It’s the gays! Getting fired from your job? GAYYYYYYS! Lady shortchanges you at the grocery store? G-A-Y-S. Stub your toe? (whispering) …..gaaayyyyyys.

      May 21, 2013 at 10:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      Wait, isn’t Oklahoma one of the most hostile states in the union towards gay rights? Wouldn’t it be more rational for “god” to punish states like Minnesota, Delaware or the ten other states that have SSM? These people are too funny!

      May 21, 2013 at 11:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RiBrad
      RiBrad

      Their claims have had to get increasingly outlandish in order to maintain media attention. They are neither interesting nor newsworthy and they don’t represent anyone other than their small family. Journalists across all media really need to stop reporting their activities.

      May 22, 2013 at 1:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Victor_in_PA
      Victor_in_PA

      You’d think if we really had that much power that they would be a little more respectful of us wouldn’t you? The fact that they aren’t proves that even THEY don’t believe their bullshit.

      May 22, 2013 at 2:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kathukid
      Kathukid

      Too bad the tornado didn’t drop down on the Westboro Church.

      May 22, 2013 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl
      Charli Girl

      Ah you guys at wesboro just keep me entertained,just crack me up.please keep it coming!
      It gets so lonely out here traveling on the big road,OKC storms in my old rear view mirror,watching shit
      fly over my head ,hail big as golf balls hitting my big rig,and just thinking of you….

      Please don’t go away…us homos need you,you give us the boost we need sugar.

      May 26, 2013 at 7:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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