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Westboro Protests the NBA ‘Cause It’s “Full of Fags”

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Photo: PinkNews

Oh, hi Westboro — what took you so long?

We guess it was only a matter of time before the Westboro Baptist Church, everyone’s favorite hate-mongers masquerading as a religious group, weighed in on this week’s cause for eternal damnation: Jason Collins coming out.

Westboro has decided to picket two NBA games, because, as every Christian or Knicks fan knows, #GodH8sTheNBA:

[T]he church has announced plans to picket at both Wednesday’s Game 5 between the Oklahoma City Thunder and Houston Rockets, and Thursday’s Game 6 between the Chicago Bulls and Brooklyn Nets. Apparently the Big Man Upstairs, according to the Westboro Baptist Church, is really ticked off at Oklahoma City star Kevin Durant for wagging his fist at the sky before telling reporters that if [Collins] was “happy, that’s cool with me.”

That Collins is on neither team matters not since according to the WBC the NBA is just “full of fags.” They’re hanging off the rafters, clinging to the backboards and lurking in the locker rooms. WBC released a flier along with the statement on their proposed picketing as a reminder to “the world that God still h8s fags.” In case anyone forgot.

Of course, these “protests” usually involve a handful of people with armfuls of signs and only really serve as a reminder that inbreeding is a really bad — and really ugly — idea.

Cover Photo: WBC Twitter

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           May 2, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      The world hates Westboro Baptists. And, thanks to the Westboro Baptists, its easier for straight people to be pro gay now, if just to distance themselves from the craziest people in the country.

      May 2, 2013 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis
      tardis

      I so don’t take these people serious.

      May 2, 2013 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79
      NateB79

      I often wonder if they do. I almost feel like they don’t even believe what they’re saying, and just enjoy the infamy and the attention.

      May 2, 2013 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Inbreeding comes from a very shallow gene pool. It’s doesn’t help when the WBC pees in it as a topper.

      May 2, 2013 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      Wouldn’t it be cool if some gay men were able to infiltrate WBC, do all the men, get it on video and release it to the press?

      May 2, 2013 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      If those WBC bunch is going to be in heaven then hell must be FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

      May 2, 2013 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Gervais
      David Gervais

      Apparently WBC actually turned up this time; all six of them!
      See: http://www.sportsworldreport.com/articles/14556/20130502/westboro-baptist-church-protests-game-5-houston-rockets-oklahoma-city.htm

      Note that this news story does not give the WBC the gratification of showing them, the story focuses on the “Awesome Counter-Protesters”.

      Queerty should take note.

      May 2, 2013 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @Alan down in Florida: Oh Lord… parish (sic) the thought, lolol. Just thinking about that makes me gag! Have you seen those guys?????? Uggggggly!!! (Not that they wouldn’t enjoy it….).

      May 2, 2013 at 11:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nixter
      Nixter

      I would punch these fuckers right in the face. Or at least a hard slap right across the face.

      May 3, 2013 at 1:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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