What Are America's Gayest Restaurant Chains?
 
 
 

Despite reasonable assumptions, neither Big Boy nor Hardee's are gay restaurant chains. But these nirvanas of homos and hamburgers do exist — we just need your help in finding them. Reading about how Hamburger Mary's, the diner that serves its checks in high heels and started in 1972 in San Francisco, has expanded to Kansas City got us thinking: What are the other gay-oriented franchises out there?

With 10 locations across the U.S., Mary's just might be the largest, and with an always-friendly serving staff, perhaps the nicest, too. But they aren't alone in this quest to queer America's food. So help us: If you're hometown — or a lovely place you've visited — featured a gay eatery (a definition we're gonna play loose with), tell us about it. We wants names, locations, websites, and if you can remember, you favorite menu item.

Because while we love playing Is It A Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar?, we'll be damned if Jann Wenner's new Rolling Stone restaurant is going to be America's best known gay gastro franchise.

[photo via]

LOL (1) Fail (0) Cute (0) Stupid (0) More Please (0)
 
 
Fark Digg StumbleUpon Del.icio.us Reddit
Comments (21)

No. 1 · Cam

PW's Sportsbar in the Washington DC/Baltimore Area I think qualifies because it combines gay and restaurant.

1. Won Best Gay Bar in Maryland chosen by Baltimore Out Loud Gay Paper.

2. Made the list of Best Burgers in the DC/Baltimore area according to WTOP radio.

Definitly Gay, Definitly a restaurant also. We usually head up in a group when we've gotta have one of their burgers.

http://www.pwssportsbar.com

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · terrwill

OK Queerts, now you have to 'splain to poor Mary why there are a bunch of inbred losers standing picketing outside their restaurants………….. : p

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Cam

No. 2 · terrwill
OK Queerts, now you have to 'splain to poor Mary why there are a bunch of inbred losers standing picketing outside their restaurants………….. : p
___________________________

LOL! Oh No, Poor Mary! You're right!

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mike McGuire

Thanks for the exposure! Not only for Mary's, but for the other queer eateries out there. Much obliged!

-Mike (MJ) McGuire
Sous Chef, Hamburger Mary's KC.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 3:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · strumpetwindsock

They have had a location in Vancouver for about 25 years now too,

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · fradiavolo

Annie's Paramount Steakhouse, on the corner of 17th and Corcoran, NW, in Washington, DC — about three blocks from Dupont Circle (DC's Gay Central). Usually packed on weekend mornings.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · dellisonly

Hunkies in Big D serves a fantastic greaseball old style diner burger and hand made shakes in the heart of Cedar Springs

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · ben doverr

We had (really, still have) a Mary's in Ft. Lauderdale.

Legend goes, when the franchising fee didn't sit well with ownership, they broke away, changed the names of menu items, etc.

Now known as Rosies Bar and Grill, on Wilton Drive, for those on a visit. As gay as it ever was.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 6:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · DSNX

Uh…every restaurant in Chelsea or Hell's Kitchen?

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · CCGuy

Knock in Philadelphia – more upscale dining with bar. Gay owned and operated and 80-90% gay clientele….

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 7:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Noelley B

The Denny's at 7th st and Camelback rd in Phoenix, AZ. At least, it was "the gay Denny's when I lived there …. damn, seven years ago?

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 8:27 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Hyhybt

Still looking for a way to subscribe without commenting :)

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 8:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · chris

OLGA'S KITCHEN in Michigan.

Olga's is corporate with more than 30 locations in Michigan. It started in Birmingham, Mi* in the early 70s under a very ethnic greek immigrant, Olga. The food is all sandwiches with made in special olga bread (it's texture is thicker than pita bread). It used to be only in malls*. They have JAFF bread. Just About Fat Free.* And a small majority of the servers and management staff are gay.*

*= Why Olga's is gay-friendly.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 1

Posted: Mar 11, 2010 at 12:32 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Eric

Annie's…gross.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 11, 2010 at 2:25 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Elvis Depressley

It's a shame Hamburger Mary's is a gay operated restaurant, but their Orlando location sure ain't gay friendly. The staff is rude, and the service is horrible. Also, can we say overpriced much?

I would rather go to the fucking Olive Garden.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 11, 2010 at 9:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Alfonzo

@ Noelley B – Yep, it still is, but since then there are three more that are at least partially owned by Tom (can't remember his last name: Ticoz, Fez and Switch.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 11, 2010 at 12:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Jenna's Bush

@fradiavolo: Not a chain, Einstein.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · idforgotten

CHIPOTLE. Every Chipotle I've ever been to staffs some of the cutest gay specimens of its regional demographics. It also always attracts a good number as patrons, too.

CHEESECAKE FACTORY. I don't know if I've ever gone to CF without locking eyes with some guy I'd like to fuck. If, you know, I had the balls to just go pick up some stranger and fuck him.

PINKBERRY. Founded in West Hollywood, and it lives up to its name…

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 2:46 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · idforgotten

And how could I forget…

LE PAIN QUOTIDIEN. Always seems to attract a high number of gay couples, and always staffs hot guys. Who I think (hope?) are gay. Anyway, a bit too snotty for a place whose best menu item is a waffle. But I digress…

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 12, 2010 at 2:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Ari

From Chicago:

I LOVE Hamburger Mary's! It's one of my favorite burger joints. It's a little surprising to find out it's part of a chain. The chicago one has never given off a vibe that a lot of chain restaurants have.

As for other places I don't know too many.

Chicago Diner is smack-dab in Boys Town and a favorite of a close friend of mine. Every so often I eat at the IHOP where broadway and halsted hit, which has a nicer staff than the competing chains.

I'm not sure about this one, but Glen's by montrose and damen is really good. Right across is a small bar that's a good local hangout.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 16, 2010 at 5:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · CCGuy

@Jenna's Bush: Doesn't say a chain, asshole…If you're hometown — or a lovely place you've visited — featured a gay eatery (a definition we're gonna play loose with), tell us about it. We wants names, locations, websites, and if you can remember, you favorite menu item… read before you speak bitch

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Posted: Mar 23, 2010 at 8:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
Leave a Comment

It's easier to leave comments when you register for an account. It's quick.

Already have an account? Then log in!

You can add images to your comment by clicking here.

By posting, you agree to our Comments Policy.

 
 
Scroll Posts
Queerty Home | Advertise | Copyright 2010 Queerty