A Playgirl spokesperson says the unnervous Levi Johnston has another couple weeks — until mid-November — to get his body ready to strip down for the camera, “”in order to get the pictures out for the holidays.” Okay fine, but will there be peen? Still no definite answer! “We’re working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by.” Enthralled, you say? Well isn’t that a throat-y word.
UPDATE: Oh, there will be frontal? Manager Tank Jones insists there are full frontal photos planned, sans conveniently placed pillows.
UPDATE 2: Maybe Kathy Griffin will be his on-set fluffer? After all, what are baby mama’s for? (Skip to third segment.)
terrwill
HOW NICE!! The Holidays are always a great time to view The North “Pole”……….Can’t wait to see the Johnson in Levi’s Levis………………..
Mike L.
My only question is, cut or uncut? lol.
YellowRanger
I guess Christmas won’t be the only thing coming this December…
dvlaries
Frontal is fine for you bottoms; tops want to see something else.
christopher di spirito
Levi is adorable. Can’t wait to see him nekkid.
me
kathy got a much more positive reaction to that joke on maher