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What Does Davey Wavey Want to Come True? A Milkshake Made From Tom Brady’s Baby Juice

It’s way past New Year’s for this to count as a resolution video, so maybe this is a Valentine’s wish list? Either way, it wouldn’t be a Davey Wavey video without mixing self-help and homoerotics, with a little help from his hetero Internet friends.

Davey says when he made a similar list in the past, everything he wanted to “manifest” came true. Which means Tom Brady is done making babies with Gisele, he’s gonna make a deposit with a certain web personality.

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On:           Feb 12, 2010
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  • 26 Comments
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      Well he asked for it.

      Things I’d like to manifest:

      1) Blog editors who actually look up facts. If they can post, they can use an internet search…particularly for gay history stuff (e.g., Leonard Malkovich).

      2) Vloggers who have something to offer other than their naked selves, cause really, would be watch Davey if he wasn’t naked?

      3) Davey getting his “full time job” as a blogger, then having to get a real job after it fails.

      4) Davey doing bukkake porn. After all if he can publicly proclaim wanting to drink a cum milkshake, this is the next step.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Same Crap
      Same Crap

      Shouldn’t he be volgging about the Olympics in his home country?

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      It’s Matlovich not Malkovich

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      Davey Wavey’s full time job after vlogging would probably be a useless Abercrombie and Fitch employee at some suburban Cleveland mall. Full stop.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • me
      me

      He sent me a message on adam4adam.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad
      Brad

      So, Davey is not irrelevant yet?

      Feb 12, 2010 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pogobock
      pogobock

      This is all Obama’s fault.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bellyup
      bellyup

      Davey has a interesting and powerful charm. I like his directness and good attitude.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NYC
      Brian NYC

      He’s cute. But, there is no evidence that Destiny is real.

      Just read The Four Agreements and create whatever you want.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Helen Lawson
      Helen Lawson

      The dark circles from all his meth smoking are getting worse. I’m still wondering how he’s relevant

      Feb 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @Helen Lawson: LOL.

      The other dude is kind of hot tho.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek
      Derek

      @Qjersey: Follow your own advice douche bag and be one “who actually look up facts. If they can post, they can use an internet search”

      lolololololol

      what a corn hole

      Nick, nice call.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimmy
      jimmy

      Davey is from Rhode Island, not Canada.
      Davey’s background in marketing and web development have served him well in generating readership for his blog, which is a commercial endeavor.
      Davey is an athlete (gymnast) and doesn’t do drugs.
      I’m not defending Davey; however, I do like facts. There are myriad issues I have with Mr. Wavey, but his veracity as to his lifestyle is not one of them.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FatIsLazy
      FatIsLazy

      It’s so obvious that the fat people need to attack Davey simply because he cares about his health and his appearance. The kid has some ideas and he’s willing to talk about them. For all of you more interested in all-you-can-eat-buffets, leave him alone.

      I may not agree with him, but I’d love to rub lotion on his ass. I don’t even want to look at your fat asses. Yuk.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew
      Andrew

      He’s edible. He may be able to have a conversation, too.

      That’s rare.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dr.Bombay
      Dr.Bombay

      He opened the “Davey Wavey Facebook Fan Page”? He has fans? As a psychologist, I can say the following: narcissistic complex, self-absorbed/egocentric, delusional, obsessive-compulsive, incapable of dealing with reality, and I could go on and on.
      Please Queerty, this is not news. Spare us.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NJ
      Brian NJ

      These are confident guys. It helps my self-esteem watching them, and I love it. But can’t Dave get a muscle neck? I want more testosterone floating out of his ears.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bayonet
      Bayonet

      @Brian NJ: IF you need to get a boost of self-esteem by watching these losers, you have a bigger problem than you think. Go see a shrink man…

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MuscleBoy
      MuscleBoy

      Gay face + pencil neck + purse falling out of the mouth = Davey Wavey.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NJ
      Brian NJ

      @Bayonet

      LOL! I have taken your advice, and seen a shrink. He slapped me! “That’s not self-esteem, you are feeling,” he said — “it’s madness — and pity. After a deep therapy session which took nine hours, I felt better. When I saw the video again, all I could see were slightly isolated, and way too girl-y, guys. I plumped them up in my mind with real confidence and imaginary roid smoothies. They became screaming, pink hulk creatures, leaving their apartments and chasing life down the street. Pure beauty.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kamikapse
      Kamikapse

      Ugh.. Davey Wavey is so annoying.. the only thing making this almost watchable is the other guy.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Whoddafunk?
      Whoddafunk?

      I like Davey Wavey… why do so many people have to put out so much negativity? I would say that reveals a lot more mental instability than getting a confidence boost from a self-help guru.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 8:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      I don’t have anything against Davey Wavey but why does this site keep giving him coverage?

      Feb 14, 2010 at 11:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NYC
      Brian NYC

      @Mike: Ahhhh, because he’s interesting and kinda nice to look at.

      Feb 15, 2010 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Ya know, Davey is laughing all the way to the bank……….

      Feb 15, 2010 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nolan
      Nolan

      i just love all the people that write nasty things. they obviously watch davey so why hate him?(except for the guy who said would we watch him if had his shirt on) probably not, so i wont be mad at you :)

      Feb 19, 2010 at 3:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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