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What Does Maggie Gallagher Think About Anal Sex?

Anal sex is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for women and creates unique risks for serious physical diseases (if you doubt me, go read the Wikipedia entry on the subject) because the anus is not designed for sexual intercourse, increasing the risk of torn flesh and the intermingling of bodily fluids—blood, semen, fecal matter—that can spread an astonishing variety of diseases. The female partner is far more at risk than the man in these encounters. This should be a feminist issue.

—Maggie Gallagher, the NOM founder who’s branching out into anti-abortion matters, somehow managed to wait this long to turn butt sex into a feminist issue

By:           Max Simon
On:           Jan 28, 2011
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  • 45 Comments
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      How would 300lbs. lard ass Maggie Gallagher know about anal sex?

      Was this her personal experience?

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Comixbear
      Comixbear

      Um…Maggie? Next time, use lube.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      I seriously doubt anyone could find Maggie’s chocolate starfish under all those layers of lard.

      Obviously, Maggie has a rich, fantasy life and never misses a chance to diss “teh gays.”

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks
      justiceontherocks

      When it comes to sex, maggie should take whatever she can get. Which is probably not much.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gay Rights Now
      Gay Rights Now

      Oh please! Men and women have been taking it up the butt for thousands of years… you think this practice will suddenly stop because she’s against it?? You should be so lucky Maggie!

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zzee
      Zzee

      Where’s the original video to this? Can’t find it on YouTube and want to send it to a relative who lives for Maggie-bashing.

      And Maggie, aren’t your little lady Evangelical right-wing followers who don’t want to let any man defile her business outside of the marriage bed sort of the queens of anal sex?

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • American Patriot
      American Patriot

      And Maggie Gallagher “is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for men and creates unique risks for serious physical diseases.”

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      I actually agree with her statement. It is a logical conclusion to draw.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      This article put a horrifying image in my head. I’m gonna go bleach my brain.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Where’s Mark? Mark! Mark! Mark!

      He should be right along to spout his “ists” and “isms” and tell us we’re being fat-phobics and anti-women.

      Mark! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark! FOFLMAO!

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jay_max
      jay_max

      Maybe she’s just lashing out at what she can’t have.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 1:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asa1973
      asa1973

      Maggie…telling woman they shouldn’t have anal sex is pretty anti-feminist. Don’t fucking tell women what they should do with their own bodies…

      Jan 28, 2011 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      “uncomfortable for women” – she’s really letting out a lot more than she thinks she is with that phrase.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike_AFX
      Mike_AFX

      I bet sex with Maggot’s fat cooter is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for men and creates unique risks for serious physical diseases.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      Now Maggie has assumed the right to decide what is pleasant and sexually satisfactory for all women everywhere?

      And her medical authority is a Wikipedia article?

      Holeeshiat, that woman is just crazytown hijinks. Wow.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kityglitr
      kityglitr

      @Adam: Tell that to the women who actually do engage in anal sex and on average have stronger and more frequent orgasms. In fact, I challenge you to go over to Jezebel.com and ask a bunch of feminist, cisgender women what they think… you might be surprised.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      This coming from a women whose sex partners have to first roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 3:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Melhael
      Melhael

      If I were to fuck her in the ass, I would use a condom so my semen doesn’t mix with her fecal matter. Same for her filthy mouth.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zzee
      Zzee

      @Spike: I’m gagging in disgust, but I’m also applauding. Soooooo disgusting….soooooo true.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill
      Bill

      Maggie Gallagher should come out with her own brand of lube.

      She could just call it ‘Asshole.’

      Then everyone would know who it was by and what it is for.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      There ain’t a man — gay or straight, on planet Earth, who would go anywhere near this revolting bitch’s butthole.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DavyJones
      DavyJones

      @Adam: I’m not surprised since you seem to only come to this blog to troll the comments; go back to your bridge, or 4chan….

      Jan 28, 2011 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill
      Bill

      @Adam:

      If you pull your head out of your ass, Adam, you’ll have more room to accommodate the cock you so desire.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      As she is a butt-birth herself, I find this hilarious.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Francis
      Francis

      It’s been proven that most homophobia (I know that’s not quite the point of this story) is based on a “revulsion” of gay sex. And that revulsion is, to put it short, based on a severe insecurity of ones’ own body and sexuality, and emotional immaturity. People like Maggie essentially fixate on things like anal sex because of her own internalized discomfort. She sees having anal as a loss of control and we all know Maggie and those like her are all about control.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adonis-of-Fire
      Adonis-of-Fire

      No Maggie, Anal feels awesome!

      Jan 28, 2011 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      How does she know that the anus wasn’t designed for sex? Was she there when it evolved? Or when jeebus or booboohaga, or whatever her god is, designed it? How does she know it’s not not a multipurpose organ? Does she know better than the creator? Why would a kind and loving god make a prostate so damn pleasurable when it get banged around a little if it wasn’t supposed to get banged around a little?

      And BTW, if you are a clean person with a decent diet and good hygiene.. if you can get a partner who cares about your emotional and physical comfort as much as his own, then there is very little risk of poopoo caka or tearing. Of course, I doubt that she has a good diet, good hygiene, or has ever had a loving fuck.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • priscilla queen of the jungle
      priscilla queen of the jungle

      Gurrrl, you’re not doing it right.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 5:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      Poor Maggie. If she would just get laid properly, she would loose weight, quit wearing her hair in that Mowgli-from-the-Jungle-Book cut, and be happy.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 7:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      Maggot is such a fucked up cunt that she even blames gay people for straight sex. She is one warped quack.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 1:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      @Adam: Just cause you agree does not make it logical.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carlos
      Carlos

      I urge Maggie, Brian Brown, and all the other folks at NOM to start wearing brown ribbons pinned over their anuses, that say “I’ve sworn off anal sex”. She can have a bus tour, and get everyone at their rallies to take the pledge, “No more butt fucking for me.” They can hand out their literature at airports with the Scientologists and LaRouche folks. Maybe she will be successful to get Michelle Bachman, Ann Coulter, and GOProud to join this fight for rectitude. Once a year, they can present the highest honor, the Santorum Prize, for the persons who have remained anal abstinent since the last year’s awards. If they keep busy enough on this, maybe they will forget about marriage.

      PS- will someone find Maggie’s husband, Mr Maggie, and interview him on this subject.Did he forget to use a little crisco before plowing her in the back door?

      Jan 29, 2011 at 7:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip
      Pip

      @Comixbear: Hahaha. Maggie’s like, “I would just like to declare my firm stance a inst poop sex and fisting! Also I highly disapprove of letting your dog perform cunnilingus! It causes yeast infections!!”

      Jan 29, 2011 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • di99340e
      di99340e

      Pregnancy “is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for women and creates unique risks for serious physical diseases”

      Pregnancy, and the health risks associated with it, have been the leading cause of death in women for most of human history.

      Heterosexual intercourse leads, without interference, to pregnancy.

      So save the lives of women: ban heterosexual marriage.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 7:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff K.
      Jeff K.

      If ol’ Maggie doesn’t like giving anal, she should just stick to blow jobs. Not like anyone could tell the difference with her. Both ends look the same.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 8:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • doug
      doug

      @Comixbear: and douche first.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      @DavyJones: @Bill: If you disagree with her, then explain why you disagree. From a feminist (and health) standpoint, yes, it is a premise that can be argued.

      I don’t like her any more than you, but trying to attack me just because I see the logic in her argument only makes you and other gays look like children. I don’t have to be against everything a person says simply to be against them, which is something that you need to learn.

      Jan 30, 2011 at 1:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      @ewe: How is it illogical?

      Jan 30, 2011 at 1:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      @kityglitr: She has just as much right to claim what she claims as those women have to say that they disagree. The point is, her comment is not unsupportable.

      Jan 30, 2011 at 2:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      the design analogy is lame, my ear canal was not designed for my ear bud headphones. but that doesn’t cause moral frenzy. and similarly carries a health risk but we don’t freight it ’round with hysteria…dressed up as safety advice.

      that said i’m a complete pussy. anal terrifies me. tried it twice. THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS! and from what little experience i have of gay porn, the bottoms haven’t had wood? whats with that, isn’t it pleasurable?

      i’ve also tried giving it twice and with the second guy there was some blood. not like field-hospital-in-’nam-blood. but still.

      besides i just never have the urge to lay the pipe through the sewer. not that i have any moral objection. but it does probably mean my dating pool is limited :-(

      and it risks guys thinking i’m inhibited. or religous nut.

      i hope i’m not missing out. but i can’t imagine it could bring any more intimacy than, say, oral, or 69 (mmm). oh and kissing. kissing is best of all :-)

      [cynically ends on a sweet note so you wont hate on him]

      Jan 30, 2011 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      the design analogy is lame, my ear canal was not designed for my ear bud headphones. but that doesn’t cause moral frenzy. and similarly carries a health risk but we don’t freight it ’round with hysteria…dressed up as safety advice.

      that said i’m a complete pussy. anal terrifies me. tried it twice. THAT SH*T FUCKING HURTS! and from what little experience i have of gay porn, the bottoms haven’t had wood? whats with that, isn’t it pleasurable?

      i’ve also tried giving it twice and with the second guy there was some blood. not like field-hospital-in-’nam-blood. but still.

      besides i just never have the urge to lay the pipe through the sewer. not that i have any moral objection. but it does probably mean my dating pool is limited :-(

      and it risks guys thinking i’m inhibited. or religous nut.

      i hope i’m not missing out. but i can’t imagine it could bring any more intimacy than, say, oral, or 69 (mmm). oh and kissing. kissing is best of all :-)

      [cynically ends on a sweet note so you wont hate on him]

      Jan 30, 2011 at 7:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      he design analogy is lame, my ear canal was not designed for my ear bud headphones. but that doesn’t cause moral frenzy. and similarly carries a health risk but we don’t freight it ’round with hysteria…dressed up as safety advice.

      that said i’m a complete p*ssy. anal terrifies me. tried it twice. THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS! and from what little experience i have of gay porn, the bottoms haven’t had wood? whats with that, isn’t it pleasurable?

      i’ve also tried giving it twice and with the second guy there was some blood. not like field-hospital-in-’nam-blood. but still.

      besides i just never have the urge to lay the pipe through the sewer. not that i have any moral objection. but it does probably mean my dating pool is limited :-(

      and it risks guys thinking i’m inhibited. or religous nut.

      i hope i’m not missing out. but i can’t imagine it could bring any more intimacy than, say, oral, or 69 (mmm). oh and kissing. kissing is best of all :-)

      [cynically ends on a sweet note so you wont hate on him]

      Jan 30, 2011 at 7:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      about 42

      OUT OF ALL THAT “PROFANITY” IN THAT POST THE FUCKING WORD P*SSY GETS ME BLOCKED.

      GET A GRIP QUEERTY!

      ARE YOU SCARED A COUPLE OF KINSEY 6″S WILL FAINT AWAY. LETS TRY AN EXPERIMENT:

      P*SSY!
      P*SSY!
      P*SSY!

      ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN? DID THE RAPTUER COME?

      SERIOUSLY QWEERTY YOUR-THROW-A-SIX-TO-START MOD RULES HAVE TO BE SORTED OUT

      TREAT US LIKE ADULTS.

      Jan 30, 2011 at 8:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @divkid:42 * “the” design analogy…

      Jan 30, 2011 at 8:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      ….OR TELL US *WHICH* WORDS ARE FORBIDDEN.

      carry on.

      Jan 30, 2011 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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