Texas Governor Rick Perry has never been shy about expressing his disapproval with all things gay. If he’s not touting his support for anti-sodomy laws in Texas, he’s comparing homosexuality to alcoholism or lauding antigay organizations.
But this past Sunday, his antigay past finally caught up with him when he was asked a series of explicit questions about gay sex by students at Dartmouth College.
While speaking at the school about the recent midterm elections, the hopeless 2016 presidential candidate was asked if he opposed “booty sex” because “the peeny goes in where the poopy comes out,” and if he would ever consider having anal sex for $102 million, among other things.
Gov. Perry awkwardly deflected the questions before hurrying off stage. We think it’s safe to say that he will not be returning to the Ivy League university anytime soon.
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The whole thing got us thinking about the questions we’d like to ask Gov. Perry if given the chance. Based on his past comments, he’s clearly the authority when it comes to man-on-man action. We’d love an opportunity to pick his brain on the subject.
What questions about gay sex would you like to ask Rick Perry? Sound off in the comments section below.
sectbrawn
What I’d like to know is this: the founding father believed all men were crated equal and were born with inalienable rights. How does he (and the rest of the hallelujah politicians) claim to love, love, love the founding fathers and The Constitution yet believe some men (and women) in this country deserve less than the founding fathers intended? I know it’s a complex question the answer to which can’t be fit into a fox “news” sound bite or on a bumper sticker so any tea party politician would be incapable of answering it.
Harley
Hey Dickie Rickie. If taking it up the poop shoot is like alcoholism, then what does that say about your alcoholism?
Trippy
Gov Perry: If you are able to pass new anti-sodomy legislation in Texas, will law enforcement be instructed to arrest straight participants who engage in it or are you simply using this proposed legislation to persecute gay men? If so, how will you determine which straight people to arrest? Will law enforcement be instructed to assume that all gay men engage in sodomy (and thus can be arrested) or will the police have to catch them in the act? Since lesbians typically don’t engage in sodomy, are lesbian couples allowed to marry? If not, why?
MarionPaige
Life seems to be just one big giddy RoadShow for White Gays. I mean, marriage equality gays tour on talk shows with anti-gay marriage folk. And, I can see Rick Perry placing an ad on the gay blogs for gay hecklers to travel with him across the country. It’s all fun and games because White Gays are never affected by political shifts in Congress/The White House/The Supreme Court. Marriage Equality is Safe so, what the fuck
1EqualityUSA
I would ask Rick Perry if he ever had sexual encounters with men. Then watch for him to answer with the tell-tale signs of lying, such as placing his hand on his face to distract us (scratching an itch, rubbing an eyebrow ) looking down when answering, smiling like a goon with eyes gravitating to the right. yeah….rick. latent ass.
MarionPaige…we choose not to exist as second class citizens. When we win this fight for (inevitable) equality, all of your lunatic rantings are going to sound so stupid and dated. You must have been hired by the other side to try to ‘sway the gay’ on blogs. The Tedious Right made another bad decision having you as their pet troll. I can’t stand the name Marion, nor Paige now. Lacing your comments with F-bombs and white entitlement makes you sound insane.
Ron Jackson
I wouldn’t want to ask Perry anything. I would just tell him to fuck off and go away. The US doesn’t need him.
MarionPaige
one little point: What does what gay people think have to do with marriage equality? If anything the majority of gay people have voted no on gay marriage by NOT GAY MARRYING.
Gay people didn’t vote to take marriage equality to the Supreme Court – in fact the only “party” originally in favor of going to The Supreme Court was AFER. Barney Frank repeatedly voiced the opinion of the majority of civil rights litigators that there weren’t the votes on The Court for a decision on a constitutional right to gay marriage. Even the “favorable” opinion striking down part of DOMA does NOT mention any constitutional right to gay marriage.
Anti-gay marriage people don’t need to hit the gay blogs to persuade GAY PEOPLE of anything since GAY PEOPLE – The Majority of Gay People – are bystanders during this whole fucking gay marriage fiasco. ONE THING THOUGH.
Both sides of the gay marriage litigation probably bump into each other when they are “touring” The GOldman Saches of corporate America for donations.
Trippy
@MarionPaige: After a hard days work of trolling gay blogs and websites, do you relax by performing sodomy on Tony Perkins or does he perform sodomy on you? A lot of us are very curious, so just askin’.
MarionPaige
Bloomberg News has a convoluted article in which it argues that The Supreme Court will not rule favorably on both Obamacare and Gay Marriage that it will kick one to the curb for the other. The writet argues that Obamacare will be stuck down in favor of Gay Fucking Marriage. Healthcare to millions of people in question so that a handful of lesbians can have messy divorces
But, you know what? There is no further point to this. Queerty deserves credit for allowing an alternate view on this issue.
Cam
@MarionPaige:
Brent, BJ, Marion, whatever screename you are under today, The post is about Rick Perry being asked about Gay sex.
And as per usual, you see it as your job to re-direct the conversation in ANY other direction rather than let it focus on an anti-gay Republican story.
It is funny also how you tried to BOTH put in a racial angle AND try to blame gays for apparently killing Healthcare in some alternate future you have concocted.
But nice try. If you are going to switch your screenames you should try to at least act differently and not make it so easy to spot you.
BJ McFrisky
Enough with the Perry-bashing, Queerty. He won’t be a presidential nominee, so there’s no need to continue your quest to diminish his viability. Articles like this only bring out the pettiness and childishness of your readers.
Trippy
@Cam: Here’s hoping that AT SOME POINT Queerty’s webmaster will block him and his various identities. Why they haven’t already is one of life’s great unanswered questions.
Desert Boy
Gov. Rick Perry: What do you find so frightening about getting a real job and working for a living like the rest of us? Because even you can’t be so stupid to think you have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Republican nomination and getting elected the next president. At some point, you will have to go to work and earn a living.
Cam
@BJ McFrisky: said….”Enough with the Perry-bashing, Queerty.”
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Isn’t it funny that you defend the poor victim Rick Perry considering he feels that gay relationships should be illegal.
Once again, you make it plain that you will always, without fail, support somebody if they are an anti-gay bigot as long as they are a republican.
You are nothing if not predictable.
BJ McFrisky
@Trippy: Maybe . . . I dunno . . . maybe Queerty respects the First Amendment and supports allowing differing perspectives.
@Cam: Hee hee, I WISH I had numerous handles to drive you crazy with (apparently that works, but I certainly would never go with the name “Marion”), but the fact is, I’m not the only gay man with common sense who doesn’t ascribe to the mentality that all gay men must all have the same liberal opinions. You’d be a lot less paranoid if you held the same belief and weren’t so bigoted against those who disagree with you.
Cam
@BJ McFrisky: said… “You’d be a lot less paranoid if you held the same belief and weren’t so bigoted against those who disagree with you.”
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Actually dissagreeing isn’t bigotry. Thinking that gays should not have the right to marry, to adopt, and should be fired from their jobs for being gay IS bigoted. And you support Perry who believes all of those.
Please describe why you feel that opposing a bigot is bigotry. Come on BJ, you never are able to detail out your opinions and here I am giving you that chance.
So lets here it, why do you support Perry in his bigotry against gays?
Cam
@BJ McFrisky:
And as for all of your other screenames. It must SURELY be a simple coincidence then that you hadn’t posted on this story, and yet 3 minutes after I call out Marion as being you, you post a response.
3 minutes, really? You couldn’t have waited at least a few more to make it less obvious?
Desert Boy
Gov. Rick Perry: You frequently refer to yourself as a Christian. As a Christian, how are you able to turn a blind eye to the enormous poverty in your state? Especially, in the South Texas. One-in-five (18.5%) Texans lived below the U.S. poverty level and one-in-four (26.6%) children in Texas lived in poverty. You have had three terms to reverse these numbers but they’ve only gotten worse during your time in governor’s mansion.
Desert Boy
@BJ McFrisky: So you’re a Rick perry fan boy? A Log Cabin Repug too?
Mack
I would ask him if he enjoyed his first encounter or did it take several to get use to it.
AtticusBennett
it’s awesome that they did this, since this complete idiot has made gay sex such an obsessive part of his political career.
as for BJMcFrisky – he’s a conservative closeted-for-life internet coward with no balls. of course he loves the GOP. internet trolls who cling to anonymity always love the people who enslave them.
ggreen
Hey Rick when was the last time you sat on a big one?
Cam
@AtticusBennett:
My only problem with the way that they did it, is that Rick Perry is usually his own worst enemy. I would have loved to have footage of them asking him more straightforward questions and watching him weasel out of the answer or just to watch him say something stupid.
bgrkls
Am I more of a sinner if I use water-based or Silicone-based personal lubricant for anal sex?
BJ McFrisky
@Cam: Your insistence on conspiracy theories makes me and my partner giggle. “Three minutes?!?” lololololol. Again: I’m not the kind of gay man who refers to himself with feminine pronouns or names—that’s the job of proud T/Q persons like yourself. So much for your “Marion Page” theory.
@Desert Boy:
@AtticusBennett:
Fools. I never said I support or even respect Rick Perry—I merely stated how petty and childish these “collegiate” questions were. Reread my post—it states clearly that Perry has no chance of becoming the nominee, so how exactly does that translate into me being “a Rick Perry fan boy,” or I “love the GOP,” or I’m a “Log Cabin repug”? (but I must commend you on your originality in using the word “repug”—such wit have I rarely witnessed). I know you liberals are an angry lot, but lordy, don’t you pay attention to facts?
Cam
@BJ McFrisky: said… ” Your insistence on conspiracy theories makes me and my partner giggle. “Three minutes?!?” ”
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Yes BJ, you see, Queerty has this neat little thing that tells you what time somebody posted. I called out your other Screename Marion at 11:31 as you, and funny enough after not posting at all you suddenly show up to post at 11:33.
As for the screename of Marion Page and you not being the same, it is interesting that as soon as you (BJ) started posting, Marion disappeared and stopped. If you want to pull it off you should probably remember that you should have also kept posting as her ok? Well you’ll know better for the next screename or two you create.
Now, as for your last comment, where you call people fools and claim that you merely stated how petty and childish the questions were. It’s funny then that your post ACTUALLY said “Enough with the Perry-bashing, Queerty.”
You defended Anti-Gay bigot Perry by claiming that he was being “Bashed” the same way you jump to the defense of every anti-gay bigot.
So lets see, you tried to lie about the 3 minutes, you tried to misrepresent what you said about Perry, and you are so bad at hiding your alternate screenames that it is laughable.
Seriously, why do you even bother to try? I can save you the trouble of posting in the future. We can just assume that somebody will come in, try to defend the anti-gay bigot, or change the topic. There, now you don’t have to bother.
Alan down in Florida
Getting back to the question asked – my question to Gov. Perry would be “why don’t you go f**k yourself?”
lcandela123
My question is:
“Why should gay people ask an irrelevant, has-been asshole politician for permission to have sex, get married, and live their lives free from busybody shitheads like you?”
chinadad
If being gay is a choice, are you sure you made the right decision?
jigs
None!…who cares what he thinks?
BJ McFrisky
@Cam: I’m sure your conspiracy theories make you fancy yourself quite the intellectual, but you’re just a silly paranoid who likes to see his words on screen. Whatever floats your boat, just understand that YOU’RE the one who comes across as an intolerant who does everything possible to diminish the opinions of those with whom you disagree. In case you missed that day in grammar school, that’s called “thought suppression.” I welcome dissenting opinions, whereas you’re completely freaked out by them to the point where you fabricate conspiracies to debunk them.
Cam
@BJ McFrisky:
And again, you cannot refute any point I made. So you do what you normally do. Try to deflect from the fact that you were coming in claiming that the anti-gay bigot Rick Perry was being attacked. Then try to deflect attention from that topic all together.
Of course when this is pointed out you come out with the name calling, never once addressing all the points of yours that were proven false.
Once again, you came on to defend anti-gay bigot Rick Perry. You claimed he was being bashed.
BJ McFrisky
@Cam: “Defend” is your word, not mine. I don’t like Rick Perry—in fact, I think he’s a joke. But how would you feel if someone posed the same questions to your beloved King Obama? (note – I don’t really expect you to answer that, because it’s painfully obvious you would disapprove of such questions being asked of anyone but a Republican or Libertarian).
Pot, meet kettle. And you’re both black.
Cam
@BJ McFrisky: said…. ”Enough with the Perry-bashing, Queerty.”
He is an anti-gay bigot, Queerty wrote a post on him, and you attacked them for “Bashing” an anti-gay bigot.
Keep trying to say you didn’t defend him, but as per usual, you will always come in to defend the anti-gay bigot if they are a Republican.
1EqualityUSA
Rick Perry looks unhealthy, jaundiced. He should check his stools for occult blood.