So what do gay guys do during the Super Bowl, anyways?
Well, many watch football. Go figure.
But, you know, what do the other ones do?
Here are some suggestions:
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Manny Lugo
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David Emery
Andrea Shortall
Stefano Gant
I’ll go surfing today.
Gregory Lanphear
Watch the game
Camilo Sandoval
While people argue about touch downs and tight ends I will be eating all their delicious food and drinking all the alcohol.
Billy Budd
I love watching soccer because of the legs of the players. So sexy. Sometimes the players kiss and hug each other, which is a plus.
Thomas C. Graham
Enjoy the football game.
Raúl Hernández
Watch the commercials, and change the channel during the game
Damon Gonzalez
Going to the abbey
Kyle DeBlasio
Or just watch the fucking game! Why do gay men need a list of other things to do… Re we women in the 1950, who need to be told what to do while “real men” watch the game? This might have been slightly less patronizing if any of it was funny… But it wasn’t ! Just sad
Derek Perron
I watch the game. Bc we’re not all flamboyant stereotypes. Stop promoting how diverse we are and then group us into a monolithic category.
“What you can do if you’re not into the super bowl”
There’s your headline
martinbakman
That logo.tv video was cute but how does logo make a tv show out of it?
Speaking of TV, make sure to watch American Crime on ABC, WEDNESDAY. Gay high school basketball accused of rape. An excellent drama with Felicity Huffman that is being ignored by all LGBT media.
James Nyreen
Jacob W. Wilson Sarah Donaldson Lesley Jones starting to brainstorm ideas for tonight
Larry Murray
DrinkYourJuiceShelby
Puppy Bowl, of course!
Carlos Zuniga
Martin Talbot
Watch the halftime show and eat !
Nathan Lunn
I’ll be shooting a still life then penning in a sketch for a project while doing laundry. All the while with headphones in so I don’t have to hear my housemates cheer for some such or another team.
Paul Limandri
While, yes, the game will be on, however, I will be going to a party with several patrons of one of the gay clubs in the city
Paul Limandri
We know how to party right!
Ricky Sargent
I watch the game, and focus on commercials and the halftime show… It’s really a fun experience and those doing other things are missing out. Just saying.
Guillaume Lussier
Mathew Mckinnon
Ron King
I’ll be screaming at the tube,like all the hetros
Cory M. Warren
I am going to be on campus doing a music rehearsal for kiss me kate.
Michael A. Hann
Like others watch it! Geez!
Jake Angelo
I’m a gay man and i’ll be watching SB50. I love football!! Thats it!! ð???ð??ð??
Robert Guillermo Hernandez
FIESTA O PARTIDO EN MI CASA …… ;-0
Preston Stubbs
I feel gassy
NateOcean
I just rearrange the letters into Super BLOW Sunday; problem solved.
Six hours of tantric sex. An extra two if you count the pre-CUM show.
Xzamilio
I just plan on watching it.
Brian
The Superbowl is an example of corporate homophobia.
Tom Hill
Since gay men are men just like our hetero brothers, many of them are watching the Super Bowl.
I hate it when being gay is seen as a cultural lifestyle loaded term as opposed to a sexual orientation.
What can you assume when you hear that I’m gay? That I like dick. That’s it. I don’t like shopping, RuPaul’s Dragon Race, or Miss Universe Pageants.
I feel like so many of these websites advertise as if they represent the entire gay spectrum but then write as if all gay men are fabulous fashionistas who want to live the gay male version of “Sex in the City.”
Manu Carreño
What do we do?… We watch it, stupid… God dammit.
Victor Lutz-Argenziano
Same as the straight.
Kangol
Um, watch it?
MikeColling83
Same thing I do every night Pinky, play pokemon and watch family guy.
barkomatic
I love all the comments from the insecure guys offended that they are not regarded as exactly like straight guys–even though the post mentioned that some gay men do indeed watch the game.
Richard Holaday
Plenty of other, more interesting, shows to watch on cable … bound to find something out of over 500+ channels ð???
Steven Herrman
This kinda pisses me off. Why do we want to stereotype ourselves? I happen to be a fan of football, and even though my KC CHIEFS, didn’t quite make it, I watched the Super Bowl with some fellow Veterans and friends at the VFW, and rooted for the Panthers to kick Manning’s ass.
onthemark
I went to the movies. It’s the least crowded night of the whole year! Nobody there but a dozen very puzzled-looking foreigners (presumably from some soccer-playing hellhole). And the staff is thrilled to see you; they have to be there anyway.
dahunt
Since the Patriots didn’t play, the spouse didn’t watch. I’m not big on team sport and wouldn’t have watched, Pats or no. Good on both teams for making it to the top of their league! I wonder, though, why Queerty thinks we need a guide for what to do on a Sunday, on which we don’t like the main event? If these suggestions were meant to be funny, I didn’t get it.
joeyty
I didn’t watch it because, although I can see why one would appreciate the game of football (or baseball or basketball…), I think it’s irrelevant who wins. I can’t favor any team over another so…? I feel the same way about the Academy Awards. But Queerty’s assumption that no gay men watch the Super Bowl is just dopey.
dahunt
@joeyty +1
SashaVonAndris
For once it would be fun to go through the comments and find ones that add to the article, instead of lamenting on how this is not a gay/straight issue.
Fine, you watch the game, let’s have those who don’t share what else they do! It’s like the article said every woman in a mini skirt is a slut, and every woman decided to put their 2 cents worth in outrage! Take a chill pill…
fredo777
@barkomatic: I’m with you on this one. The article clearly states that some of us do, indeed, watch the game. Chill out, gents.
bottom250
Make the food and drinks for the sports fans and clean up when they spill the food when their team gets a home run.