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What If Madonna’s Brazilian Boy Toy Romance Is a Big Sham?

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To avoid the negative publicity of her divorce from Guy Ritchie. To avoid the negative publicity of her romance with now scandal-plagued Alex Rodriguez. And to drum up headlines for her Sticky & Sweet Tour. Given Madonna’s penchant for creating buzz just by changing her clothes, we’d say faking a romance with Brazilian model Jesus Luz is in the realm of possibilities.

Madonna’s relationship with Brazilian male model Jesus is nothing but a desperate attention-seeking exercise, insiders have revealed.

Sources close to the singer claim she is using one of her typical publicity ploys to drum up interest in her tour.

The carefully orchestrated photos are also apparently designed to wind up ex Guy Ritchie – although he is not taking the bait.

A source alleged: “It’s a classic Madge publicity stunt but suits both parties well. [Mirror]

Well, if a source alleges it, it must be so! She even supposedly converted Luz to Kabbalah, which is a requirement for simply hanging out.

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 16, 2009
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  • 32 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      She looks ridiculous, like one of those fat old hollywood producers that has to use the casting couch to get laid. She just looks older and withered next to him, and if the story is true it is obvious that no hot 22 year ould would voluntarily sleep with her unless there was some monetary or fame inducement. I just kinda feel sorry for her at this point.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      I still love her, but the better question is, what if it wasn’t a sham? THAT would be interesting.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric
      Eric

      She’s not “faking a romance.”

      The “romance” part is all dreamed up by the media in the first place. She did the photoshoot for W, yes; she has done many of those. Nobody started rumors that she was lovers with that horse she appeared with for that W shoot back in 2006. The only thing different this time is that they have gone to dinner in groups. That’s not the same thing as issuing a press release claiming a “romance.” It’s the media who have followed them, printed photos, and then claimed they are involved. (Madonna fan sites, by the way, are printing the rumor that Jesus is actually Steven Klein’s boyfriend, i.e. the W photographer’s boyfriend. In other words, he’s traveling with Klein, who is friends with Madonna. End of story.)

      Feb 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Eric – I knew he was gay!!! What a hot couple him and Steven.

      And your right about the media. At least Madonna is smart enough to use it all to her advantage. That really is the key to her success through the years.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cory
      Cory

      Hasn’t every “romance” of hers turned out to be a sham?

      Feb 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Madonna Is A Leather Bag
      Madonna Is A Leather Bag

      And still you draw more attention to it….

      Feb 16, 2009 at 2:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • atdleft
      atdleft

      @Cory: Haha. I must wonder sometimes… ;-)

      Feb 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • atdleft
      atdleft

      @Eric: Love it! It’d figure that the photog would allow his BF to do a publicity campaign with Madge to sell some magazines! I mean, doesn’t this seem like a wickedly brilliant scheme to drive up interest so we all buy the 03/09 “W” to see for ourselves what’s in there?

      So are we all falling for it?

      Feb 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @atdleft – I’m falling for it

      Feb 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gurlene
      gurlene

      @atdleft: I’m not. This chick is nothing but hype. I really got hip to her when her and Dennis Rodman hooked up and all of a sudden he starts wearing makeup and dresses and heels and such. I am not saying Rodman “isn’t” gay. I could care less. But after hooking up with her I DOUBT IT VERY STRONGLY. HE LEARNED HOW TO PUMP THE MEDIA THANKS TO HER. If he were shouldn’t there have been at least ONE guy he was connected to??

      I am sure Guy Ritchie “pumped” her more than she pumped him in terms of publicity. Let’s face it, the man made out like a bandit in the divorce.

      LOL she is so 80’s. But I love her still and feel like voguing everytime I hear the song. Girl was poor but she vowed she was not going to remain that way the rest of her life. She was right. You go girl, for as long as you can, which can’t be much longer.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @gurlene – I gotta give her props for manipulating the system to her advantage again and again.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gunnarjet
      gunnarjet

      Madonna is a control freak. nothing happens just like that. sure it’s all for publicity: just look at the names … madonna and jesuz.

      madonna even called the paparazzi up to take pictures while she hold hands with guy to pretend a solid relationship,when it was long over…

      …the same here…. publicity ! that’s all what it is.

      yes,. jesuz hangs out with steven klein…

      Feb 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79
      tavdy79

      Given the choice, I’d go for Guy over Jesus any day, so I’m reckoning the rumours are true.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rob
      rob

      I’m so over Madonna. I’d rather be reading about Belinda Carlisle on Dancing w/ the Stars! What-what?!

      Feb 16, 2009 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hairybutt
      hairybutt

      and i knew he’s a horse and horses are bad people….dumass

      Feb 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marc
      Marc

      waaaaaaaaaaaah! Hate hate hate !

      You guys make me laugh so hard!

      Feb 16, 2009 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      The hate from the bitter jealous queens just keep coming. It’s really fucking hilarious! LMFAO!

      Madonna is a fucking genius. Of course her and and Jesus are a publicity stunt. Those two worked together on a photoshoot and nothing more. It must have amused her to play the whole Jesus and Madonna angle, for the media, and the stupid people who believe everything they read. Pure genius!

      Meanwhile Klein is probably fucking Jesus right now.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Owen Pillion
      Owen Pillion

      She’s a marketing genius.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Owen Pillion – Absolutely and what is more American than that. I don’t know how one cannot help but respect her for what she is and what she has done. The problem is often that people want her to be what THEY want her to be. And if nothing else, Madonna is who SHE wants to be and portrays the image (successfully) that SHE wants to portray. She’s so in control that its hot.

      Feb 16, 2009 at 10:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HYHYBT
      HYHYBT

      She’s Madonna and he’s Jesus. Of course it’s publicity.

      Then again, that works just as well without “and he’s Jesus.”

      Feb 17, 2009 at 2:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael
      michael

      Most people in the world are classless, simpletons. That is who she caters to and thats why she is so successful. She has played this tired old stunt over and over. She did it with Tony Ward, she tried a version of it in that hideous movie that her X directed her in, now she’s doing it again. Madonna was shocking in the 80’s and just a bit into the 90’s. Now she is like a 5 year old playing in her mommies high heels, but of course she is not 5 but 500 and she is a bore to anyone with any intelligence at all. In the 80’s she would have gotten everyone talking about how provocative and envelope pushing she was. Now the conversation is all about what a joke she is and how absurd she is. But I guess thats publicity to. But for those who like to call her a sexy old whore your wrong, she has zero sexuality and never has she had sensuality, She is just a cold iceberg trying to make a living.

      Feb 17, 2009 at 2:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hairybutt
      hairybutt

      finally a smart remark

      Feb 17, 2009 at 6:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Michael -LOL and she’s doing it. Nobody ever said you needed to be smart or intelligent or even genuine to make money.

      Feb 17, 2009 at 8:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marc
      Marc

      I wonder what Michael does for a living that is so great?

      Not that I would understand, being so unintelligent and classless just because I enjoy some Madonna.
      Michael, why don’t you just fucking crucify me for my likes?

      Feb 17, 2009 at 8:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Marc – go to a Madonna concert and you will see we are certainly not the only gay men who appreciate her. I have friends who think my taste in music is to “pop” “gay” and “commercial”, well you know what, I say STFU my song is on the radio.

      Feb 17, 2009 at 8:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marc
      Marc

      I have been to many Madonna concerts, I’m not sure what you mean.

      Feb 17, 2009 at 9:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Marc – me too, as many as possible, just that I agreed with you.

      Feb 17, 2009 at 9:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marc
      Marc

      That’s what happens when I go online at 5:30am without a cup of coffee.
      Sorry Sebbe.

      Feb 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Marc – I’ve learned that the hard way, no comments before coffee. LOL

      Feb 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Declan
      Declan

      Madonna needs no publicity, shes getting over the bore of a let down non supportive british husband and tickets for her 2009 sticky and sweet tour all sold out months ago…she needs nothing at all, least of all publicity…Enjoy life Madonna and all you ahters, get a life actually.

      Mar 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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