All of teen America is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers, but they're not doing much for us. In fact, do they even have gay appeal if you're not a 12-year-old gay boy struggling with your identity? And if they don't have gay appeal, how did they even make it? Since, like, getting in with the homos is kind of crucial to having a career as a teen heartthrob. But what do we know.
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Every time I see or hear of them I am forced to come to terms with the fact that I am getting older. sigh…
The "music" they make is not good, and the fact that Disney keeps pushing them as The Beatles 2.0 is disgusting.
I'm ashamed to admit that I would hit Joe Jonas in a hot minute. I'm a pig, I know, but I'm actually 17, so that's not jail-worthy, right?
Who the fuck are they?
I think the Atlantic Ocean provides a good buffer against these twinks being known over here!
LOL, I love the fact that in the pics they always have girl around to show us that they are definitely NOT gay!
Much as I hate to admit it these twink, hunklets are kinda cute, I can never remember which one is who but there are a couple of them that could be fun to "play" with. I think the oldest is like 17 or something like that. I just wondering which one is actually gay!
The first time I saw them I thought, the Children of the Corn are real! They must be stopped.
"Outlander!"
These tadpoles have the permanent stench of Disney on them. I cast them out w/the lepers and demons.
I can say that I would have totally had a crush on them when I was a young gay teen struggling with my identity. I had a huge JTT crush when I was 13-14. I used to watch "Home Improvement" religiously just for the opportunity to see him.
Up until last night when I was watching an SNL skit of them and Alec Baldwin on Hulu, I seriously thought they were a British or Australian band.
I'm so out-of-the-loop
their bathing suits are gay
@Cruiser The oldest Kevin is 21. Joe is 19. Nick is 16.
I don't really think they're music is that great, but I've always seemed to have a celebrity crush on Joe lol, and since he's only a year younger than me it's not such a big deal.
@David: My question is which one is who in the photo? I can never keep track of them(god I feel like such a chickenhawk LOL)
@tofer david: Yes their swimsuits are kinda gay aren't they?!
@7SnowyNights: Only if you have designs on Nick(16)
@Cruiser
In the top photo (one with them in their swimsuits and the girl in blue/white top) from left to right they are Kevin, Joe, and Nick lol.
I might have liked them when I was their age, but at this point in life they just look skinny to me. I was always more enamored of Jim Morrison of the Doors. Did I mention that the AARP contacted me a few years back?
@David: so Nick is the cutest one right!?
@Rob Moore: Ahh yes, the Lizard King, rumor had it he was "gifted" if you know what I mean
@cruiser – I didn't know who was which either except for Nick. Yes he's the cute one though IMO. LOL
It's sad that Nick is the cutest one. I'm 18 so I don't feel THAT bad saying it. Joe isn't bad though either. Kevin is…
Joe reminds me of one of those kids from "Growing Up Gotti"
my ears are still bleeding from their performance on sat. night live. cute is all they have going for them.
kevin is fug lol
nick has a weird body and joe looks like a frog – although he's mildly cute. none are hot though, although nick has some potential if he gets a haircut and tones up
@Cruiser
Personally I like Joe the best lol
They do nothing for me what-so-EVER!!!, although that little one has a nice body going there.
They can't sing, not even a little bit… but they are cute. We all know you're not a fan of pretty boys Japhy.
"What is it about the Jonas Brothers?" Hype.
I honestly feel sorry for them when they are on tv for having to appear, regardless of whose show their own. They do not look interested in their playing nor singing.
Why do I feel like these kids are some kind of military-grade Andy Warhol creation?
@7SnowyNights: Hot minute for Joe or Nick…the other one's kinda icky. Not jailbait if it's a one year difference, I think.
@Sebbe:
I second that. And I'm only 23.
Whenever I see them, I'm reminded of the fact that there were some things I loved as a kid that my parents just didn't understand. Now I know how that feels.
HOMO APPEAL.
It's all about Joe.
I firmly believe that charisma resides in the eyebrows. He's got a nice thick hairy… pair of eyebrows.
So, which one's the gay one….?
@Ted B. (Charging Rhino) – Isn't the real question, which one is the straight one?
Okay I can't stand these guys. Their music is terrible and unintelligble. They only succeed on the backing of Disney money. and as far as a crush when I was a struggling teen. JTT and I will oneday get married. HE is a happy homo Law student, probably lawyer by now, I'll admit life has interfered in my regular check ups of what is going on with JTT. But I still swear by the fact that he and I will oneday marry. and if not him, I'll settle for Christopher Rice.
Is anybody sure these boys aren't adopted, they sure don;t look much like each other, except they seem to have the same eyebrows.