Comments on: What Is It About Those Jonas Brothers?

By: cruiser

cruiser — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:04:08 +0000

Is anybody sure these boys aren’t adopted, they sure don;t look much like each other, except they seem to have the same eyebrows.

By: Travis

Travis — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 01:25:10 +0000

Okay I can’t stand these guys. Their music is terrible and unintelligble. They only succeed on the backing of Disney money. and as far as a crush when I was a struggling teen. JTT and I will oneday get married. HE is a happy homo Law student, probably lawyer by now, I’ll admit life has interfered in my regular check ups of what is going on with JTT. But I still swear by the fact that he and I will oneday marry. and if not him, I’ll settle for Christopher Rice.

By: Sebbe

Sebbe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:11:41 +0000

@Ted B. (Charging Rhino) – Isn’t the real question, which one is the straight one?

By: Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:47:58 +0000

So, which one’s the gay one….?

By: Strepsi

Strepsi — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:22:29 +0000

HOMO APPEAL.
It’s all about Joe.
I firmly believe that charisma resides in the eyebrows. He’s got a nice thick hairy… pair of eyebrows.

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:18:53 +0000

@Sebbe:

I second that. And I’m only 23.

Whenever I see them, I’m reminded of the fact that there were some things I loved as a kid that my parents just didn’t understand. Now I know how that feels.

By: ducknamepuck

ducknamepuck — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:43:47 +0000

@7SnowyNights: Hot minute for Joe or Nick…the other one’s kinda icky. Not jailbait if it’s a one year difference, I think.

By: Scott

Scott — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:28:32 +0000

Why do I feel like these kids are some kind of military-grade Andy Warhol creation?

By: gurlene

gurlene — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:13:23 +0000

“What is it about the Jonas Brothers?” Hype.

I honestly feel sorry for them when they are on tv for having to appear, regardless of whose show their own. They do not look interested in their playing nor singing.

By: Jeffrey Bryan

Jeffrey Bryan — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:36:53 +0000

They can’t sing, not even a little bit… but they are cute. We all know you’re not a fan of pretty boys Japhy.

By: mb00

mb00 — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:08:31 +0000

They do nothing for me what-so-EVER!!!, although that little one has a nice body going there.

By: David

David — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:58:04 +0000

@Cruiser

Personally I like Joe the best lol

By: QUEEN BEE

QUEEN BEE — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:51:01 +0000

kevin is fug lol

nick has a weird body and joe looks like a frog – although he’s mildly cute. none are hot though, although nick has some potential if he gets a haircut and tones up

By: rick

rick — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:05:00 +0000

my ears are still bleeding from their performance on sat. night live. cute is all they have going for them.

By: Sebbe

Sebbe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:46:42 +0000

Joe reminds me of one of those kids from “Growing Up Gotti”

By: Nick

Nick — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:42:18 +0000

It’s sad that Nick is the cutest one. I’m 18 so I don’t feel THAT bad saying it. Joe isn’t bad though either. Kevin is…

By: Sebbe

Sebbe — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:13:11 +0000

@cruiser – I didn’t know who was which either except for Nick. Yes he’s the cute one though IMO. LOL

By: cruiser

cruiser — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:10:52 +0000

@Rob Moore: Ahh yes, the Lizard King, rumor had it he was “gifted” if you know what I mean

By: cruiser

cruiser — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:10:01 +0000

@David: so Nick is the cutest one right!?

By: Rob Moore

Rob Moore — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:26:52 +0000

I might have liked them when I was their age, but at this point in life they just look skinny to me. I was always more enamored of Jim Morrison of the Doors. Did I mention that the AARP contacted me a few years back?

By: David

David — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:24:44 +0000

@Cruiser

In the top photo (one with them in their swimsuits and the girl in blue/white top) from left to right they are Kevin, Joe, and Nick lol.

By: cruiser

cruiser — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:44:22 +0000

@7SnowyNights: Only if you have designs on Nick(16)

By: cruiser

cruiser — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:43:14 +0000

@tofer david: Yes their swimsuits are kinda gay aren’t they?!

By: cruiser

cruiser — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:42:03 +0000

@David: My question is which one is who in the photo? I can never keep track of them(god I feel like such a chickenhawk LOL)

By: David

David — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:10:21 +0000

@Cruiser The oldest Kevin is 21. Joe is 19. Nick is 16.

I don’t really think they’re music is that great, but I’ve always seemed to have a celebrity crush on Joe lol, and since he’s only a year younger than me it’s not such a big deal.

By: tofer david

tofer david — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:03:33 +0000

their bathing suits are gay

By: damien

damien — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:24:07 +0000

Up until last night when I was watching an SNL skit of them and Alec Baldwin on Hulu, I seriously thought they were a British or Australian band.

I’m so out-of-the-loop

By: Larry

Larry — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:12:51 +0000

I can say that I would have totally had a crush on them when I was a young gay teen struggling with my identity. I had a huge JTT crush when I was 13-14. I used to watch “Home Improvement” religiously just for the opportunity to see him.

By: Darth Paul

Darth Paul — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:22:42 +0000

These tadpoles have the permanent stench of Disney on them. I cast them out w/the lepers and demons.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:50:13 +0000

The first time I saw them I thought, the Children of the Corn are real! They must be stopped.

“Outlander!”

By: cruiser

cruiser — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:01:37 +0000

Much as I hate to admit it these twink, hunklets are kinda cute, I can never remember which one is who but there are a couple of them that could be fun to “play” with. I think the oldest is like 17 or something like that. I just wondering which one is actually gay!

By: Tallskin

Tallskin — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:35:01 +0000

Who the fuck are they?

I think the Atlantic Ocean provides a good buffer against these twinks being known over here!

LOL, I love the fact that in the pics they always have girl around to show us that they are definitely NOT gay!

By: 7SnowyNights

7SnowyNights — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:20:56 +0000

The “music” they make is not good, and the fact that Disney keeps pushing them as The Beatles 2.0 is disgusting.

I’m ashamed to admit that I would hit Joe Jonas in a hot minute. I’m a pig, I know, but I’m actually 17, so that’s not jail-worthy, right?

By: Sebbe

Sebbe — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:01:54 +0000

Every time I see or hear of them I am forced to come to terms with the fact that I am getting older. sigh…