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What Is It About Those Jonas Brothers?

The Jonas Brothers on the CBS Early Show in NYC


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No. 1 · Sebbe · Member · 1054 comments

Every time I see or hear of them I am forced to come to terms with the fact that I am getting older. sigh…

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · 7SnowyNights

The “music” they make is not good, and the fact that Disney keeps pushing them as The Beatles 2.0 is disgusting.

I’m ashamed to admit that I would hit Joe Jonas in a hot minute. I’m a pig, I know, but I’m actually 17, so that’s not jail-worthy, right?

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Tallskin · Member · 534 comments

Who the fuck are they?

I think the Atlantic Ocean provides a good buffer against these twinks being known over here!

LOL, I love the fact that in the pics they always have girl around to show us that they are definitely NOT gay!

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · cruiser

Much as I hate to admit it these twink, hunklets are kinda cute, I can never remember which one is who but there are a couple of them that could be fun to “play” with. I think the oldest is like 17 or something like that. I just wondering which one is actually gay!

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Brandon

The first time I saw them I thought, the Children of the Corn are real! They must be stopped.

“Outlander!”

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Darth Paul

These tadpoles have the permanent stench of Disney on them. I cast them out w/the lepers and demons.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Larry

I can say that I would have totally had a crush on them when I was a young gay teen struggling with my identity. I had a huge JTT crush when I was 13-14. I used to watch “Home Improvement” religiously just for the opportunity to see him.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · damien

Up until last night when I was watching an SNL skit of them and Alec Baldwin on Hulu, I seriously thought they were a British or Australian band.

I’m so out-of-the-loop

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · tofer david

their bathing suits are gay

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · David

@Cruiser The oldest Kevin is 21. Joe is 19. Nick is 16.

I don’t really think they’re music is that great, but I’ve always seemed to have a celebrity crush on Joe lol, and since he’s only a year younger than me it’s not such a big deal.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · cruiser

@David: My question is which one is who in the photo? I can never keep track of them(god I feel like such a chickenhawk LOL)

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · cruiser

@tofer david: Yes their swimsuits are kinda gay aren’t they?!

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · cruiser

@7SnowyNights: Only if you have designs on Nick(16)

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · David

@Cruiser

In the top photo (one with them in their swimsuits and the girl in blue/white top) from left to right they are Kevin, Joe, and Nick lol.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Rob Moore · Member · 647 comments

I might have liked them when I was their age, but at this point in life they just look skinny to me. I was always more enamored of Jim Morrison of the Doors. Did I mention that the AARP contacted me a few years back?

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · cruiser

@David: so Nick is the cutest one right!?

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · cruiser

@Rob Moore: Ahh yes, the Lizard King, rumor had it he was “gifted” if you know what I mean

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Sebbe · Member · 1054 comments

@cruiser – I didn’t know who was which either except for Nick. Yes he’s the cute one though IMO. LOL

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Nick

It’s sad that Nick is the cutest one. I’m 18 so I don’t feel THAT bad saying it. Joe isn’t bad though either. Kevin is…

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Sebbe · Member · 1054 comments

Joe reminds me of one of those kids from “Growing Up Gotti”

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · rick

my ears are still bleeding from their performance on sat. night live. cute is all they have going for them.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · QUEEN BEE

kevin is fug lol

nick has a weird body and joe looks like a frog – although he’s mildly cute. none are hot though, although nick has some potential if he gets a haircut and tones up

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · David

@Cruiser

Personally I like Joe the best lol

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · mb00

They do nothing for me what-so-EVER!!!, although that little one has a nice body going there.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Jeffrey Bryan

They can’t sing, not even a little bit… but they are cute. We all know you’re not a fan of pretty boys Japhy.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · gurlene · Member · 25 comments

“What is it about the Jonas Brothers?” Hype.

I honestly feel sorry for them when they are on tv for having to appear, regardless of whose show their own. They do not look interested in their playing nor singing.

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 12:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Scott

Why do I feel like these kids are some kind of military-grade Andy Warhol creation?

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 8:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · ducknamepuck

@7SnowyNights: Hot minute for Joe or Nick…the other one’s kinda icky. Not jailbait if it’s a one year difference, I think.

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 29 · Brent

@Sebbe:

I second that. And I’m only 23.

Whenever I see them, I’m reminded of the fact that there were some things I loved as a kid that my parents just didn’t understand. Now I know how that feels.

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 30 · Strepsi

HOMO APPEAL.
It’s all about Joe.
I firmly believe that charisma resides in the eyebrows. He’s got a nice thick hairy… pair of eyebrows.

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 31 · Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

So, which one’s the gay one….?

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 32 · Sebbe · Member · 1054 comments

@Ted B. (Charging Rhino) – Isn’t the real question, which one is the straight one?

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 33 · Travis

Okay I can’t stand these guys. Their music is terrible and unintelligble. They only succeed on the backing of Disney money. and as far as a crush when I was a struggling teen. JTT and I will oneday get married. HE is a happy homo Law student, probably lawyer by now, I’ll admit life has interfered in my regular check ups of what is going on with JTT. But I still swear by the fact that he and I will oneday marry. and if not him, I’ll settle for Christopher Rice.

Posted: Feb 21, 2009 at 8:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 34 · cruiser

Is anybody sure these boys aren’t adopted, they sure don;t look much like each other, except they seem to have the same eyebrows.

Posted: Feb 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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