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What On Earth Is “Bubbling” And Why Did It Cost Aussie Rugby Star Todd Carney $3 Million?

789420374469986479Let’s start class with a little vocabulary.

The fifth definition listed for “bubbling” on Urban Dictionary is as follows:

The art of urinating directly into ones mouth.

Often whilst standing, can be done in hotel rest rooms and mosh pits.
Is that guy pissing directly into his own face? Yeah man, he is bubbling!! What a legend.

Which means bubbling is a thing, right?

Well, yes and no.

The definition was added on June 30, six days after Vice published an article titled “Pissing Into Your Own Mouth Is ‘Huge’ In Australia.”

The piece references a post on Noisy that spends an amusing amount of energy analyzing a photo of a concertgoer “bubbling” at a show in Melbourne.

Vice does one better and finds someone willing to go on the record about the act — skater Troy “Skategypsy” West — who gives an equally amusing though less-than-believable interview on the subject. He says things like:

“It’s part of our everyday life. My dad actually taught me how to do it when I was a kid.”

And:

“Bubble on!”

But despite the seeming absurdity of the conversation, the lede photo clearly shows Troy engaging in a little human water fountain — excuse me — bubbling.

Still, bubbling can’t actually be a trend in Australia, right?

According to Mashable, absolutely not.

In their hard hitting response piece, “Everybody Calm Down. ‘Bubbling’ Is Not a Thing in Australia,” bubbling is made out to be a mere publicity stunt on the part of a few skaters trying to get a rise out of everyone.

Which we totally buy.

Except that it somehow became a thing in the process of not being a thing.

719129-todd-carneyBy Mashable’s own account:

Todd Carney, an Australian Rugby League footballer, apparently decided to give it a shot in the bathroom at a pub. It isn’t clear if it was a dare for money or a stupid joke or if the idea came off the back of Troy’s media appearances.

Todd’s team, the Cronulla Sharks, were not amused by the stunt. On account of his viral bubbling photo, the team sacked him and dissolved his $3 million contract.

Mashable still blames the rambunctious skaters for the whole thing, but Todd was of course the one responsible for whipping it out and letting it flow (into his mouth) on camera.

And for what it’s worth, is that really an appropriate reason to be fired?

Well if it wasn’t a thing before Todd got canned, it certainly is now.

Junkee reports there’s a whole facebook movement of people bubbling in solidarity with Todd (you can see some of the NSFW images here).

And with that, welcome to a world where bubbling is a thing.

Goodnight.

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Jul 2, 2014
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  • 11 Comments
    • DB75
      DB75

      I’m on the fence about this. One part of me thinks – eww. The other part of me thinks – that’s hot! I don’t think it should be a reason to fire anyone, tho. That seems a bit extreme, if you asked me.

      Jul 2, 2014 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DuMaurier
      DuMaurier

      @DB75: Well, I don’t think it’s ‘hot’ OR a reason to be fired. (Unless he did it on the field during a game…) But I remember from my college Eastern Religions class that Hindus do it as a purifying rite. Maybe he could claim religious discrimination.

      Jul 2, 2014 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paco
      Paco

      Hmm… Now where have I seen this behavior before? Oh yes, chimpanzees in the zoo. I wonder if he throws his feces too.

      Jul 2, 2014 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robirob
      robirob

      What is with these fads? So many people are eager to make their antics go viral or start a fad like it’s some sort of accomplishment to make others follow you being silly.

      It’s almost tragic if it weren’s so laughable.

      Jul 2, 2014 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wpewen
      wpewen

      What the hell does this have to do with our lives as gay men?

      Jul 2, 2014 at 8:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      @wpewen: agreed! But beyond that if he broke his morals clause then too bad so sad. If he was an American he’d get fired too…He could shoot someone, rape someone or point steroids…but piss in his own mouth…”what a fag” is all the fans would say then he’d be fired

      Jul 2, 2014 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Garavani
      Greg Garavani

      Damn he’s hot, he can piss in my mouth.

      Jul 3, 2014 at 5:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      Sure would put a new spin on the touchdown dance.

      Jul 3, 2014 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pscheck2
      pscheck2

      I think it is an over reaction to a ‘potty’ joke and this guy having all those tats this ‘joke’ seems to emphasize his over abundant ego!So, firing him just shows how self-righteous organizations and people can be, and, also, stupid!

      Jul 3, 2014 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Hart
      James Hart

      Disgusting!

      Jul 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justSomeGuyFromNJ
      justSomeGuyFromNJ

      I find the entire fetish revolting.

      Jul 4, 2014 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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