Class on parade, of course: “Faux-vomit spewing Rose Wood will charm the tastemakers and trannie dominatrix Danni Daniels (whom I knew as Ludwig) will fuck a bunch of pretend soldiers and cum on their faces in her own butchery demonstration. Don’t ask, don’t smell. This should top Danni’s performance last year, when she shot rubber eggs out of her butt as the crowd got the yolk.”
What to Expect At Saturday’s Black Party in New York
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Pat
I’m an 80-year old grandmother who came across this website accidentally while looking for websites on how to feed her cat and shine my dentures. What’s cum? Why would someone shoot eggs out of their butt? Why would someone fuck a soldier? I fuck my husband with a strap-on every night, but can some one please elucidate what this all means? Okie dokie, I got to watch my soap operas! Lovely doo dah!
Qjersey
Same old: crystal meth, ecstasy, G, K, and barebacking.
The Milkman
@ Pat:
That was hysterical… lol… you win.
Dave
And we wonder why the right vilifies the gay community as disgusting and immoral when parties like this happen. I’m SO glad that I was too busy serving my country, working and going to college instead of becoming the typical meth queen that rents a room in a home with four other people and is still a “student/waiter/model” at “32”.
Orpheus_lost
@Dave: The only difference between Danni and yourself is that the eggs seem to have become permanently lodged up your ass.
You live your life the way you want to and let them live their life the way that suits them best. When you try to judge others based on your prudish “moral code” you’re just playing the same perverted game as Focus on the Family or Fred Phelps. You know, the people who say the same thing about you as you just said about others.
Get some good lube, grease up your hole and see if you can get those eggs out. You’ll probably find a stick up there as well.
richard
@ Dave…dont fret about what Orpheus_lost says…sounds like he likes that loser lifestyle…just give it a couple of years then there will be one more out space on the dancefloor so we can drink our wine and count our blessings.
Enron
I have to agree with Dave. This is the lifestyle that is giving us a bad name. Not to mention spreading STD’s which is already a big problem in the Gay community. If we want the whole world to see us as normal, maybe we should start acting like it instead of these freak show parades.
I am not a party pooper, just that I happen to come across the sites of individuals who go these type of events to bred and consciously choose become infected and infect others.
chango
http://www.emmalikesranting.com/media/blogs/ELR/funny-dog-pictures-smug-dog-feels-superior.jpg
jason
What to expect? A bunch of drug-fucked promiscuous sleazeballs strutting around like peacocks hoping to meet someone “hot”.
jason
Look, if they want to act promiscuous, they can do what they want.
However, please don’t do it under the “gay rights” banner. Do it under your own banner of indulgence. Gay rights is a noble cause, not an expulsion of semen.
Dan
I want to know how many of you people so eager to attack the people who go to the Black Party have ever been to the Black Party? Of course there are elements of promiscuous behavior and drugs – but have you ever gone to a straight club… the same behaviors happen there, it’s part of a human experience. It may not be your lifestyle, but to blame the party attendees for why we don’t have equal rights is a bit far fetched. Grow up boys.