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What To Wear: 7 Halloween Costumes That Will Stop Traffic

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RuPaul once said “If gays ran the world, we’d have the whole month of October off to plan our Halloween costumes.”

Sadly we don’t, and once again Fright Night has just about snuck up on us. If you haven’t figured out a great costume that’ll win you a costume contest—or at least get all eyes in the room on you—don’t worry. We’ve come up with a bevy of topical identities you can assume this Halloween.

Click through for our list of Halloween costume ideas!

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By: Dan Avery
On: Oct 19, 2011
Tagged: Black Swan, costumes, Halloween, Holidays, Immortals, occupy wall street, Princess Beatrice

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No. 1 · Scott
Funny story: EVERY SINGLE other site is recommending to NOT wear these cliche costumes.

Oct 19, 2011 at 3:14 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · christopher di spirito
Black Swan is so spent.

Oct 19, 2011 at 3:22 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · AxelDC
If you want to stop traffic, wear a giant red octagon.

Oct 19, 2011 at 4:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · iDavid
@Scott,

“Recommending”? I’d be demanding. This is the lamest list of uncreative trash possible.

Oct 19, 2011 at 7:10 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Wies
thank you dan avery for having me laugh my ass off <3

Oct 19, 2011 at 7:47 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · Jeff in NYC
I’m going as The Thing, from the Fantastic Four.

Oct 19, 2011 at 8:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · PilateError
Cliche

Oct 19, 2011 at 8:45 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Hyhybt
Speaking of costumes… I know it’s only for today, but the purple logo, etc look good. Queerty should consider keeping them.

Oct 20, 2011 at 12:59 am · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Riker
I’m doing Amy Winehouse this year. I’m a drunken mess every other time I go to the bar, so why not put on a wig, eyeliner, and dust my nose with some (fake) cocaine?

Oct 20, 2011 at 7:55 am · @Reply ·
No. 10 · ewe
I’m gonna wear a big fat ass on my face. With shit dribbling out.

Oct 20, 2011 at 8:28 am · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Riker
@ewe: So, you’re dressing up as little kiwi?

(Sorry kiwi, I couldn’t resist. I’d still hump your butt even if it WAS on your shoulders!)

Oct 20, 2011 at 10:27 am · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Liz
You can get Beatrice’s fascinator at wwww.headlinecostumes.com and it is to die for!

Oct 20, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @Reply ·