With Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell on its knees, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy has decided to schedule debate on “The Respect for Marriage Act,” a bill that he introduced alongside Senators Kirsten Gillibrand and Dianne Feinstein to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). But first, he now wants the Committee to hold the first ever congressional hearings on the possible repeal. And you just know that Margaret Srivastav (aka. the artist formerly known as “Maggie Gallagher”) is gonna show up and yap on about how much gay marriage harms kiddos.
After all, you know those kids would be much better off rotting in orphanages on the taxpayer dime, right Magpie?
So what should she wear to the hearings? We hear dark blue and neon orange have made a comeback this season. Anything to draw attention away from her desperation.
Make sure to show some love to the senators who got behind the Respect for Marriage Act.
How about we take this to the next level?
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bob
With that figure? A mu-mu, of course! Otherwise, anything sleeveless. With Lycra tights.
christopher di spirito
I hope Margaret Srivastav, AKA, Maggie Gallagher, chokes on a battered and fried onion ring.
tjr101
A stretchable glad garbage bag?
David Gervais
How about an XXL T-shirt printed with “I Repent”. It’s the least she can do after all the hurt she has caused and all the tax sheltered money she has scammed from her followers.
TMikel
I am certain that she can find something that suits and fits at D. C. Tent & Awning. Say in orange and blue stripes?
GetBalance
How bout a pair of pasties so we can see everyone in the room barf and pass out, including us.
Oh that poor bathroom mirror. Even it winces.
bob
How about an imitation of Lady Gaga’s meat dress, only with the placentas of all the poor catholic children forced to be born into a life of poverty, molestation, abuse, pain, guilt and anguish?
gregger
She’ll go as she did in the George Lucas movies, au naturel. http://blogs.ajc.com/jeff-schultz-blog/files/2010/09/jabba-the-hut-1-749957.jpg
B
Hey, I’m scared of her. She might sit on me and do some real damage. No wonder her husband apparently doesn’t want to be seen with her in public (or whatever the reason is that you never see pictures of them together).
TheRealMannequinAdam
LOVE the photo, Daniel! I seriously LOL’d.
slurp
A cow bell, of course!
iDavid
Great photo, it’s the first pic of Maggie where they got the lighting righharand the one strand of hat.
iDavid
Retake!
……….got the lighting right and the one strand of hair.
slurp
A girdle for her FUPA.
Elloreigh
Gay guys hating on fat people. Classic hypocrisy.
Yes, I understand you’re targeting one particular person, and not because of her size. But instead of shining a bright light on the terrible things she’s doing, you’re resorting to fat jokes.
It show an utter lack of class.
iDavid
@Elloreigh,
There are people that are over weight that we would never make a glance about. Then their are people who are fat sloppy pigs, look like pigs sound like pigs and yes, are pigs. This is not an attack on over weight people, that would be cruel. One thing Palin did say that sticks, something about lipstick on a pig. Doesn’t work, as we see with Maggie Java de Hut Sakashietz. She is slopping up cash like a hog on Sunday for her personal use. You think this thing is about rights for her? Yeh get it right, she is a cash hog, and a fat pig, not to be confused with actual feeling thoughtful people of all sizes colors and shapes.
merle
How about one of Liz Taylor’s “fat” khaftans. She doesn’t need them now.
slurp
A big tribute to Maggie and her FUPA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvQb_vaPWIs&feature=related
iDavid
Liz would probably give it to her to extend an olive branch. That’s the kind of woman Dame Liz was.
jessi
I didn’t know Jabba the Hut wore clothes.
Bertie
Maggie-
Lane Giant. summer caftan. Go!
christopher di spirito
I’m sure her husband rolls her in flour and aims for the wet spot.
christopher di spirito
@Elloreigh: Go fuck yourself. Bitch.
Jeffree
In honor of her beloved “husband’s” Indian heritage, Margaret should wear a festive sari. The construction of the garment could revive the entire fabric-weaving industry in a place like Bangladesh or Baltimore. Whole villages of unadoptable orphans & widowed seamstresses will be required to embroider & stain-proof the 1200 bolts of cloth needed to keep her suitably & modestly covered like the good Catholic woman she claims to be.
Cam
She claims to want to protect “Traditional Marriage”
And yet she didn’t take her husbands last name, never is in the same area with him, he travels around with his “Friend” and she looks like that…
Yeeeeeaaaahhh, I think we know what the real story is there.
The crustybastard
@Cam:
Seems like there needs to be a term for these hateful hags of self-loathing fags.
David Ehrenstein
Do we have any pictures of Maggie’s husband?
TheRealMannequinAdam
@David Ehrenstein: Not since he was swallowed up by her wide, gaping black hole of a vagina. He’s been MIA for decades now.
Elloreigh
@iDavid: “You think this thing is about rights for her?”
No, I don’t. Make no mistake, I think what she’s doing is far worse than any insults aimed at her. I’m no defender of this woman.
I don’t think we do ourselves any favors by acting like common bullies. All to often when some vile person attacks us, our retort is to go after their weight, as if that were a legitimate target.
It’s not, and it amounts to stooping to the level of our enemies (or lower).
slurp
@Elloreigh:
Concerned troll is concerned.
the crustybastard
@Elloreigh:
PROTIP: Fighting by the rules when your opponent is fighting dirty is a good way to get yourself hurt or killed.
Oliver
@Elloreigh: I think fat and gay are not really comparable minorities, for a variety of reasons, so its not a classic example of hypocrisy. Making fat jokes about Maggie Gallagher is NOT “stooping to the level of our enemies, or lower”. Come on! Just think what Maggie stands for. People going after her based on her appearance might not be the most virtuous response to her media presence, but why should we be quite that virtuous in relation to such an appalling character?
“Gay guys hating on fat people, classic hypocrisy” – classic stupidity.
Rocky
@the crustybastard: Is that how Ghandi and MLK did it? I never knew they fought dirty-I guess you are right, because look at all they accomplished!
iDavid
@Elloreign
I understand your point, it’s not always good bathing with pigs, but sometimes it’s the only way to clean them up.
We all come from biblical teaching at some level. Turn the other cheek, while the worriors of god trample your right to be …….. that’s the craziness of biblical reality and being under the rule of a warrior god, no better than any other “god” in recorded history. Ghandi did bring home Jesus’ point of loving thy enemy through silent protest, and it worked well. Getting to that point is a great goal. However, Christianity regurgitates the idea of judge not less ye be judged, yet they prefer and love to judge the shit out of everything that moves and see who turns up superior. With Ghandi nor Jesus subscribing to a warrior God, we pretty much are screwed when talking out of both sides of our mouths w both a god of war and a savior of peace. Any clues to a resolution?
Rocky
@the crustybastard: I take back what I said “Sorry”. I misread what you wrote.
Cam
My apologies to women with lots of gay friends, or guys who may be a little or a lot on the queeny side…HOWEVER, I think all of us can agree on the following.
Isn’t it interesting how it seems that the majority of men in NOM come off as VERY gay and closeted, and just how much Maggie Gallagher looks like a typical aging fag hag.
She looks exactly like those women who found themselves drawn to being a Clay Aiken fan in the begining and didn’t know why they liked him so much becaue they hadn’t dealt with their inner fag hag gene.
My guess is she got dumped by too many gay guys in the past, and the fact that her hubby obviously turned out to be gay pushed her into insanity.
iDavid
Cam
Good point. No wonder we haven’t seen her Hubby, He’s probably a big swish. Possibly even a gay bath house owner?
Steff
Look, I am no fan of this Maggie individual considering she is beyond repulsive. However, jabs at her weight are immature and doesn’t do anything to make us look better. Remember, we need to lead by example.
Cam
@Steff: said…
“Look, I am no fan of this Maggie individual considering she is beyond repulsive. However, jabs at her weight are immature and doesn’t do anything to make us look better. Remember, we need to lead by example.”
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No, we don’t need to lead by example, what we need to do is show up these phony groups for what they are.
MattGMD
Thankfully, the clothes keep her bovine-like figure somewhat obscured from our view. When she tires of an outfit, it can be used as a car cover.
iDavid
MattGMD,
“Her bovine-like figure” you nailed it, how astute! And with the moo face to match. And that’s why she is an UTTER MKSTAKE. Geesh, where have I been?! lol 😉
christopher di spirito
@Steff: Methinks you’re on the wrong website. Try the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA).
http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/
Queer Supremacist
@Steff: Oh, really?
Cost of obesity to the US taxpayer: $147 billion per year:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Healthday/story?id=8184975&page=1
Cost of not allowing same-sex marriage: $163 million per year in California ALONE:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704562504575022043511627722.html
Obesity, which is a choice, unlike homosexuality, costs us more than we gays would generate in tax revenue by getting married.
“Yo mama so fat” is out. “Margaret Srivastav is so fat” is in.
Rainfish
“Gluttony” from http://www.deadlysins.com/sins/gluttony.html
*”What it is: Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one
requires.
*Your punishment in Hell will be: You’ll be force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.
*Associated symbols & such: Gluttony is linked with the pig and the color orange.”
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Hmmmmm…so, according to Catholicism, and their Seven Deadly Sins contrivances, “gluttony” is listed as one of the worst sins.
Then, by inference, Maggie Gallagher is a Satanic sinner. Therefore, all of us god-fearing Sodom and Gomorrahites should shun her.
To confirm this, I remember when I was a child, and when my mom ran out of Grimm’s fairy-tales to scare the bejesus out of me before bedtime, she used to tell me bible stories. I remember the one about Sodom and Gomorrah and how it was destroyed because everyone was gay in the town and they had to adopt crack-babies because no one would have straight sex anymore. Well, god kind of liked that and sent them male angels to copulate with too because the angels were getting bored in heaven waiting for cable TV — which hadn’t been invented yet. But when Lot gave his daughters to the homosexual men to hump instead of the angels when they arrived, they would have none of it. So god got mad at Lot and tried to destroyed him with a fire-bolt, but god missed and hit the twin cities instead.
God was really pissed off then and got his revenge by turning Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt. God felt bad about it later and wanted to turn Lot into a Margarita (so that Lot and his wife could be together again), but there was this demon cow named Maggus Gallagherus, who came along and licked the salt block all up until it disappeared. Lot became so distraught that he got drunk later and had sex with his two daughters (true, look it up) so that he could continue his family’s line.
The rumors of Lot’s incest with his daughters spread eventually, so Lot moved his daughter-wives and his grandchildren-children to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania where he is now a disgraced “frothy mix” former United States Senator running for Grand Wizard of the United Confederate States of Amerika along with Rick “anti-christ” Perry and Michele “Whore of Babylon” Bachman. Together they have created the newly formed “Children of the Corn Party”.
But what happened to Maggus Gallergerus, the sloth demon, you may ask? Well, she converted to Hinduism and was reincarnated as a Catholic in 20th century America. She now fights Sodom and Gommorahites in the US in the name of her former demon self since god will no longer feed her appetite by turning people into salt for her to lick. This salt deficiency in her diet caused her to form the organisation called NOM (Nasty Old Monsters) where she continues to scare children and homosexuals, as well as other pure and innocent offspring of god.
The moral of the story is, as my mother told me: “Steer clear of homophobic fat women, because they may have an agenda…or maybe they just don’t feel pretty and want attention. Either way, if they attack you, throw some salt on the ground and run like hell.”
…Gosh, I miss those old stories my mom told me when I was a kid.
Good times.