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What Will Replace the Cosmo as the Must-Have Drink at China’s Gay AIDS Bar?
China’s first state-sponsored gay bar has, after you blog commenters gave it too much attention, finally opened in the city Dali. Dreamed up as a way to spread HIV education, officials now say the coast is clear from excessive press attention. They will not, however, say what the bar’s official drink is, but something called the “Chinese Cocktail” calls for dark rum, so we’re on board.
How ’bout “Sex on the Yang Tse” ?
I heard the tastiest appetizer they serve is “sum yun guy” : P
For real, there used to be a Chinese restaurant in Portland, Oregon caled Hung Far Low’s. It was a major big deal there. A friend of mine from there swears it’s true. LOL Here in LA we have tons of Korean joints. When they write out the names phonetically in English, it also get hilariously obscene sometimes.
They should have a drink to honor the trannies, too. How about “The Shanghai Surprise” ?
No. 3 · romeo: You are gonna have the Queerty trans-police
all ova u for that one! : P
Whilst we are on the subject of Asian delicacies, didja know
that the whole stereotype of asians having tiny egg rolls
is mostly jus’ that: a stereotype!
I think one ‘o the hawtest type ‘o guys is a muscular asian dude……..And guess what?? Japanese guys are freakin’ huge!!! Unfortunately for some Chinese dudes the stereotype
is pitifully true…..But if you want more than a mouthfull
take a trip to Japan…………..
Terrwill: that is so totally true about a muscular asian guy, especially if they have a cute smile. Real heart pounders. I’m a top, so basically dick size doesn’t mean zip to me as long as they’ve got one.
No. 5 · romeo: The hot Asian is truly one of the neglected
choices of the typical Gay. Usually have great skin, don’t have
to worry about thinking you are hookin with a werewolf and
when for some reason their genes really like it when they
are subject to a good workout at the gym Size doesn’t really matter a whole lot to me either, but still nice to pull down the
tighty whiteys (which Asian guys seem to prefer) and get
a BIG suprise! :-O
Hey am an expat living in Shanghai and just looking around the gym “shoe-sizes” are quite varried, they come in all sizes.
The majority are “below average” though and the theory aparrantly is diet. Lots of Soya in a growing boys diet causes a build up of photoestrogen which inhibits development during puperty.
So if any of you want your kids to be hung like horse keep the soysauce and tofu away from them.
the biggest problem though is that most chinese guys don’t “trim” so you basicly got a GIANT black bush with a tiny pink thing stick out. Image a mole’s head (the animal) and you’ve got a pretty accurate picture…..ewwwwww!