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What Would You Do If Dave Franco Promised You An ‘Epic’ Simultaneous Orgasm?

The fruit falls not far from the tree, we see, Franco family. Picking up where his straight brother James left off with teasing the gays, Dave Franco tongues his way through this Funny Or Die clip with Chris Mintz-Plasse — who, not to be outdone, says he wants to drop his “cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” (Graphic language in this game of dirty talk chicken, otherwise known as my Sunday pre-brunch yoga class.)

By:           Max Simon
On:           Mar 10, 2011
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  • 14 Comments
    • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
      Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

      Too funny! Those Franco’s …….

      Mar 10, 2011 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chad
      Chad

      So Franco’s uncut.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Haggard
      Haggard

      The Francos probably watch porn over dinner. Just saying.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ
      DJ

      Man I love Jewish boys!

      Mar 10, 2011 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QuestionAll
      QuestionAll

      Half-Jewish, DJ. They’re half Spaniard (from the father). But totally hot.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      Man, it’s not working? :(

      Mar 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Labi Ajeti
      Labi Ajeti

      ooo shume mire

      Mar 10, 2011 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
      Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

      @QuestionAll:

      Portuguese not Spaniard.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
      Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

      @Jeff:

      Hope you’re not too sad. :-(

      Mar 10, 2011 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QuestionAll
      QuestionAll

      No 8 : Is it Portugese? Thanks for the correction.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Accidental Bear
      Accidental Bear

      “cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” That comment made me bust a rib laughing, thanks!

      Mar 10, 2011 at 7:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      Here’s the link:

      http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b68157864/you-re-so-hot-with-chris-mintz-plasse-and-dave-franco

      Man, watching this reminded me why it’s so easy to cruise and get so-called straight guys to take notice (long story but I live in a very homophobic part of town and cruise guys on the beach to prove a point). Guys don’t really get “ass play” from girls, much less girls checking out their asses with the intent and desire to stick their tongue up it as far as possible.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      It would’ve been so much hotter (and believable) if Franco was saying this stuff to somebody who looked like Mike Manning.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 10:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gordon
      Gordon

      @Kieran:

      I think part of the joke was for it not to be believable.

      Mar 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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