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What, You Thought Rick Santorum Suddenly Wants Gays Raising Kids Now?

Calling it “common sense” that placing adoptive children in the homes of gays does a “disservice” to kids and society, because they need to be in a home with both a mother and a father,, Rick Santorum once again showed the world why his name is defined as the “frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” Speaking to CNS News, the former Pennsylvania senator says plainly, “I don’t believe in same-sex adoption nor do I believe in same-sex marriage.” And in case you’re wondering whether Santorum is toning down his rhetoric as he prepares for a possible 2012 presidential run, recall that it was only in October where, in a debate with Howard Dean, he insisted, “I don’t think we discriminate against gays any more than we discriminate against four people getting married…or a brother and a sister getting married.” Or should we wait for a repeat of his 2003 post-controversy statement, “My comments should not be misconstrued in any way as a statement on individual lifestyles.”

By:           Max Simon
On:           Jan 19, 2011
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  • 34 Comments
    • gregger
      gregger

      why do you give this asshat, who was thrown out of office any air time or publicity?

      Jan 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks
      justiceontherocks

      Senator Sanitarium is about as relevant to the political debate as the quitter Alaska governor, which is to say not at all. Could we have a cease fire on both of them for oh, say, a year or so?

      Jan 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      More closeted gays bitching about men have the balls to be out and proud.

      Jan 19, 2011 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff K.
      Jeff K.

      I moved to Portland because I used to live in Pennsylvania amongst the people who voted him into office.

      Jan 19, 2011 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      God, this is so depressing.

      Jan 19, 2011 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregger
      gregger

      It does bear mention that the meaning of his last name is now,

      Santorum-noun-a frothy mix of fecal matter and lubricant, commonly a by product of anal sex.

      Jan 19, 2011 at 11:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      Rick Santorum should check with adoptees who live with LGB singl.es or couples. Those adoptees are doing just fine, thank you. He clearly lacks the “common sense” he so regularly refers to.

      The idea of him running for Pres. is enough to turn my stomach.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 12:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      I would love to see a Palin/Santorum ticket come 2012, let the circus begin!!!

      Jan 20, 2011 at 12:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • marc
      marc

      Poor thing. One of the biggest ditzes on the Right. Struggling for relevancy. He has an 18% approval rating among GOP (according to Gallup poll last week), and probably about 1% elsewhere.

      Zero chance of presidency. Zero.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 1:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott
      Scott

      I felt like someone was slowly pouring a bucket of fish guts on my head while watching that nonsense.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 4:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Obama DID say DADT would happen on his watch... (John From England)
      Obama DID say DADT would happen on his watch... (John From England)

      @Jeffree:

      He doesn’t care. Do you not think he could do that? All he’d have to do is go on google and he’d see the amount of articles, blogs, research etc on same sex parenting.

      You on the left have to realise that the right aren’t stupid or ignorant. They just don’t care. It doesn’t take more then a few minutes for any of those crazies from religion or in govt to go on google.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 5:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • A.G.
      A.G.

      Santorum makes my skin crawl.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 9:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • reese
      reese

      Santorum is one of the Biggest Assholes that ever came upon the political landscape. He will Get His for his ‘Holier than Thou’ approach to Life. Total Fraud……..Closeted in Every Sense of the Word.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      By his logic, then, a widowed grandmother should not be allowed to raise her grandchild if her son or daughter were to die. Or a single brother or sister should not be allowed to care for the child of a deceased sibling.

      I get that Santorum is bigoted (And smells like lube and fecal matter). But does he actually think these things, or is he just desperately trying to find something, ANYTHING that will justify his bigorty?

      Because if he tried to think this through, then he isn’t a very bright guy.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kayla
      kayla

      Why is anyone talking about Rick Santorum? I just don’t get it. He’s become the J.D. Hayworth of the Northeast. He couldn’t get elected dogcatcher…not even the wingnuts take him seriously anymore. Fox News must have rejected him so he had to go on CSN…It’s actually quite sad actually…..

      Jan 20, 2011 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack
      jack

      The audio is terrible. Basement News Network at its worst.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      Against nature? A four-sided triangle is against nature and as such I’m for banning the perversion of non-Euclidean geometry.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert in NYC
      robert in NYC

      “My comments should not be misconstrued in any way as a statement on individual lifestyles.”

      Really, Santorum? So would he describe his alledged straight orientation a “lifestyle”? When he did he decide to choose it I wonder? Oh I know his answer will be..”I was born this way” the “normal” way.

      Read more: http://www.queerty.com/what-you-thought-rick-santorum-suddenly-wants-gays-raising-kids-now-20110119/#ixzz1BbB4wTwy

      Jan 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Ehrenstein
      David Ehrenstein

      I wonder if he still has the stillborn fetus his wife popped out several years back. Rememebr how he took it home from the hospital, gave it a name, and have his kids cuddle it as if it were a live baby?

      No I am NOT making this up.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvd
      dvd

      he’s always struck me as a closet case. don’t be surprised when he’s busted for toe-tapping…

      just sayin’.

      Jan 20, 2011 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scribe
      scribe

      Best thing that DAN SAVAGE has ever done is let the nation know what a fucking tool this bastard is. I hope on his tomb stone it reads, “frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

      Jan 20, 2011 at 10:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I’m LOVING this, Sara Palin has had the airwaves all to herself for months. She must be FURIOUS that somebody else is now hogging up all the conservative airtime. Let these two unelectable fools tear each other apart.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 9:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Black Pegasus
      Black Pegasus

      Most of you Self Loathing Gay Republicans would suck Rick’s Dick, and vote for him if you had a chance, so don’t pretend to be so appalled by his ignorance and hatred of the Gays.

      Most of you voted republican last November, so just shut the fuck up with your manufactured anger.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      Just think of the presidential aspirants in the republican party making early noises. Santorum, Bachmann, Palin…it’s an embarrassment of riches. Or bitches.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I have a feeling that Dan Savage will definitly be ramping up his “Spreading Santorum” site if this guy runs. LOL!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bobby
      Bobby

      I wish “nature” would take care of Rick Santorum. A nice little stroke that would keep him from talking ever again of thinking would be the greatest gift from God.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Everytime Santorum ejaculates inside his wife it’s a violation of nature.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert in NYC
      robert in NYC

      Chris di Spirito, assuming he can get it up! Even if he can, I wonder if he thinks about guys??

      Jan 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      @Christopher di Spirito: Promise me you’ll never ever talk about Ricky ejaculating*ever* again! The thought makes me hurl ;-)

      @Robert in NYC: Thinking about guyz is the only way Ricarda Santorum CAN get it up.

      @Mrs. Santorum: Divorcing your husband doesn’t mean it’s all your fault. He was born that way.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zzee
      Zzee

      I would adore to watch this and leave a meaningful response, but I am going out in four hours and the outfit I was planning on wearing has a freaking santorum stain the size of Texas. Gotta start working on it with some OxyClean.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Danny
      Danny

      Politicians and ex-politicians need you to play their game, because it is quite obvious they have no power if you stop playing their game. It is the only way politicians get away with violating the human rights of millions.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert in NYC
      robert in NYC

      No. 29, Jeffree….your are toooooooooooo funny! Love your comments!

      Jan 22, 2011 at 7:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • curtis
      curtis

      Sant*rum is a gross word and person. I even refrain from typing the word. I wonder if we can get parental blocking of the word and keep our school children from ever having to see the word or the person named the same.

      Feb 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • curtis
      curtis

      Santorum sucks santorum

      Feb 20, 2011 at 6:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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