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What’s the Average Age, Sexuality of a David Archuleta Fan?

David Archuleta, the one-time American Idol star and accidental gay club goer, “wrote” a book called Chords of Strength, and he dropped into a Borders in New York to sign it. Local homosexuals Jym Benzing and Micah Johnson, who have more free time than you, invite you into the experience featuring “tweens, queens, and a few men from NAMBLA.”

By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Jun 3, 2010
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  • 10 Comments
    • Queer
      Queer

      Misleading. Everyone knows his true base is middle-aged house fraus.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Has he come out of the closet yet or is he going to wait until he has a son with an artifically inseminated surrogate to come out?

      Jun 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Cam: Mega pingage on the ‘dar……..

      Jun 3, 2010 at 2:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Giovannidude
      Giovannidude

      Pants were kinda tight, no?

      Jun 3, 2010 at 11:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joey O'H
      Joey O'H

      I think I heard his pants split when he sat down. He’s cute.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 7:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • swarm
      swarm

      @#1 “QUEER” I highly doubt you’re queer or regular poster here, because it’s not common for legit LGBT posters here to bash/name call middle aged women who are fans of Idol performers (except Cam who can’t seem to get over Aiken’s people). If you were any sort of legitimate LGBT person, you’d understand that middle aged women who promote gay men are the mothers, sisters, employers, employees, soccer coaches teachers and even wives of LGBT people and hold the key to LGBT equality voting and otherwise, for the future. Go back to VFTW.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld
      ossurworld

      He can read and write?

      Jun 4, 2010 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer
      Queer

      @swarm: Yeah, I’m a Worster. I’m also a gay man. Did you hear me bashing middle-aged house fraus? No. So, keep your drama to yourself, Lady Frauen.

      PS: I am a regular poster, and a regular reader. Argument? Moot.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lizcivious
      Lizcivious

      Before I found out he was Mormon, I always referred to Archuleta as Priest Bait. Isn’t he legal now? Those “NAMBLA” members in the crowd can go after him without worry. The kid doesn’t age. He still looks 14. Could this be another Wayne Newton in the works?

      Jun 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BradSA
      BradSA

      All of the male idol contestants have a huge middle aged female following because that is who watches the show and votes for them. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure that out.

      Jun 6, 2010 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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