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When Ann Coulter Says Awful Things About Gays + Muslims, She’s Just J/King

We’ve been laughing at Ann Coulter for, like, years. She is funny lady! And with some Canadians refusing to let her have another audience for her recycled routine about the left, she had nowhere to goes but Bill-O’s. But hey, at least she knows that she’s a funny person, making all those jokes about Muslims you people keep taking srsly.

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On:           Mar 26, 2010
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  • 53 Comments
    • No. 1 · romeo · Member · 1441 comments

      I don’t think she was cancelled, just told she couldn’t be a lyin’ jackass. And since that’s all she can do, that pretty much let her out.

      I’m not clicking that vid cause she gives me hives, but is she moaning about Canada?

      Mar 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      I always laugh at Ann Cuntler, he’s a pretty funny guy….. : p

      Mar 26, 2010 at 12:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Lanjier

      What is with that weird hair that seems to be pulling her head down in one direction. I guess she thinks short hair is “liberal” hair. Douchebagette.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · GimmeABreak

      So, when folks make fun of Ann Coulter for being a man, is that transphobia? Or is it only transphobia when Dan Savage makes a joke? Just trying to understand the rampant hypocrisy that permeates the LGBT community.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Josh

      She is in her mid 50s and doesn’t have a wrinkle on her face.

      Yet Fox News makes fun of Nancy Pelosi for using botox and restylane??

      Coulter is obviously using botox and restylane too.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      @GimmeABreak: My response to you is: Please look at your name and repeat it……………

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · romeo · Member · 1441 comments

      I heard she injects pre-stressed concrete directly into her face.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · greybat

      Josh- Yes, her skin is so tight there’s nothing left in her shoes!

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · Pygar

      @GimmeABreak: I’d suggest not even trying. You might hurt yourself. Chalk it up to one of life’s absurdities.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      Ann Cuntler is an absurd, vile, hatefull, mean spirited, disguting, flame throwing cunt who will say anything without regards to consequences simply to make the rightwing lunatics love her. Once she disrespected the widows of the Firemen who died on September 11 all bets are off when it comes to him. Slurs and insults directed to him have nothing in the world to do with anything trans related. It is simply that he is a vile scumbag and deserves every thing tossed his way and sometimes refering to that cunt as a male is kinda funny. Please give us a break once in a while…………..

      Mar 26, 2010 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · Lanjier

      I will be a true joy to see her age ungracefully. He albino Mortica Addams hairdo will get longer and freakier, pulling one side of her head down even further. Plastic surgery will morph her face into the Cat Woman of New York. She will bark about Ronald Reagan, and no one will know who he was.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · GimmeABreak

      Amusing how quickly people rationalize referring to Ann Coulter as a man, but are quick to bitch and moan about Dan Savage’s blog. Apparently, it’s ok to make trans jokes about someone you disagree with and view as promoting an agenda that harms people. Ummm, that’s what Savage was doing with Washington’s AG.

      As the screen name says, Gimme-A-Break. Sometimes a joke is made to drive home a point and isn’t meant as a slur. Think about it before you jump on the PC bandwagon to persecute a member of our community instead of focusing on the real enemies, like the Ann Coulters of the world.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · Devon

      Ann Coulter is a hugely successful IRL troll. I can’t tell if she believes her own shtick or not, but she still gets paid millions just to piss people off.

      I envy her in a way.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · Paul

      Hey, all: Remember back when someone sued Mary Hart saying the sound of her voice caused pain or cancer or whatever? Now, I’m wondering if anyone can sue Ann C***lter for contaminating the air we breathe… like a Cadillac Escalade or something….

      Mar 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · ChrisM

      @GimmeABreak: I completely agree. The same people who make those kinds of jokes are the ones who jump to call every homophobe or gay basher reported on this website a closet-case. I’m sick of this self-loathing talk, too.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · rayy

      At least Man Coulter’s got balls, I guess :)

      Mar 26, 2010 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · rayy

      Is that (headline) “joking” or “jacking”? I’ve always thought of these types of people (Coulter, Beck, Limbaugh) being compulsive mental masturbators.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · jeffree

      I am a man. I do not wish that Ann Coulter were also a man. I am a human. I do not wish Ann Coulter were a human.
      I consider Ann Coulter another species, so I prefer to call Ann Coulter an IT.

      It found out the hard way that Canada is a different country with different laws, rules & values. Its hatered was not greeted w/ love & affection.

      It is now angry.

      I do not have sex with women, but I would cuddle with Nancy Pelosi & make her brunch. She is not perfect but I admire her. I don’t care if she chooses to use some botox or restylane, that is her choice. She got healthcare passed when NO ONE thought she could.

      Ann Coulter has a diseased brain & a damaged heart and feeds on hate. It gets NO cuddles, no brunch, no RAH RAH from me!! It helps no one but itself.

      @romeo: What a great line!! Is it your’s & can I steal it?

      Mar 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · Liv · Member · 1 comments

      My family always tried to get me to read her books. According to them, she was a smart woman and I *might* even have to get out a dictionary to understand her. 30 pages into her book, I asked my mother if she knew was a “troll” was. Ah, to be 13 again.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · insalah

      @GimmeABreak: @GimmeABreak:

      Wait, is Ann Coulter really a man?

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · Vicente Fox

      @Lanjier: That would be Catwoman of Palm Beach, you know, that place where real ‘murcans live.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 22 · Philip

      Go to urbandictionary.com and type in her name if you want a good chuckle.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 23 · mike

      Well, Alec Baldwin’s male lovers told me that Mann Cuntler is also “goat-footed [and] wheezy.”

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 24 · tcfields

      I’ve met her. She’s a friend of the gays and is totally cool and funny. She’s what you call polemic. I like her. Whatever. No one should be PC all the time.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 25 · Rashid

      “Brand you as a hater?”

      Their’s nothing to Ann Coulter besides hate.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 26 · jeffree

      @tcfields: Is that satire? Sarcasm? Idiocy?

      I repeat: NO BRUNCH or CUDDLES for Ann Coultergeist

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 27 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      @jeffree: WTG!!!! It’s (not Man Cuntler)nice to see that there are still those still among us with a sense of humor. I 100% agree it does not deserve to be catogorized among us “hims”. I am ascared now Jeff!!! Are we now considered itsphobic??? : p

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 28 · jeffree

      Brunch for TerrWill! Cuddles depend if Rachel Maddow or Nancy Pelosi or Steve Carrell show up @ the same time :-D
      (oh… if Collin Ferrell shows up then *nobody* else gets brunch or cuddles!)

      BTW: i now look forward to hearing comments here about how AC loves the Moslems and the Blacks & Asians!! Come on trolls, we R ready 4 U!

      Mar 26, 2010 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 29 · Tip

      The fact is that she enjoys being a willing shrew. Even she would admit that’s her schtick if you really pressed her on it. She’d feel chagrined if people didn’t flip out over her, which is exactly why everyone should treat her like the pundit equivalent of “Friends”: wafer-thin in terms of content, never based in any meaningful reality, crafted to play to the dumbest audience imaginable, and five or six years terminally out of date.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 6:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 30 · jason

      Have you noticed how butch Ann looks? Take away the disguise of her hair and she looks like a man. Her bones are big.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 31 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      @jeffree: Jeffy, I am so there…… : p

      @jason: Follow the bouncing Adams apple :-D

      Mar 26, 2010 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 32 · Daniel

      “She” has an Adam’s Apple. Rightwingers are so easily fooled by self-loathing LGBT people into giving them money.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 33 · delurker again

      Reminds of this from The Boondocks.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFP2R-MeYiA

      Mar 26, 2010 at 11:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 34 · SugNight

      A horse is a horse, of course, of course….awwwwww Wilbuurrrr…

      Mar 27, 2010 at 12:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 35 · Sceth

      Bill: “I try to give you a way out, but you won’t take it.”

      Mar 27, 2010 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 36 · AxelDC

      By “radical students”, he means typical Canadians who don’t tolerate the racist, homophobic hate speech that is de rigeur at Fox News and Ann Coulter.

      If Coulter is scared of a few Canadian students chanting against her bile, how is she supposed to protect us from terrorists?

      Mar 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 37 · Robert, NYC

      I bet you anything, someone somewhere has the dirt on this subhuman piece of detritus. She, like Limbaugh, will inevitably have a meltdown, none too soon. You can only go lying for so long, it catches up with you in one form or other. Already, Limbaugh’s ratings are dropping, so will this ugly bitch’s.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 38 · Patrick

      Man his adams apple is so large.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 2:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 39 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      @Robert, NYC: Agree and hope for same………..However for years there have been rumors swirling that Rush Windbag is nothing more than a self hating fag. His three marriages have been all short lived, never photographed together and his last one to Marta they “met” on one of the dating sites who regularly advertise on his show. Supposdly never even lived together…..Latest “heart scare” was a relapse of this oxicoton addiction. This comming from a blowhart who decided the best way to rid the nation of the scourge of drugs is to jail the addicts rather than the dealers Suposed to like thin Latino boys……..please dear god someone leak the photos!!!

      As to Man Cuntler, the Adams apple does not lie…………..

      Mar 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 40 · Robert, NYC

      Terrwill, No. 38, I’d also read some time ago that one of Limbaugh’s wives had to sign an agreement not to divulge the reason for the divorce or to even discuss their marriage. It wouldn’t surprise me if he’s a closet case but what a thought, having him in our camp after decades of homophobic tirades and villification of our people. I wish he’d do us all a huge favor and have a massive heart attack and die. Even if he’s trolling for gay sex in his travels, I find it hard that nobody has leaked anything to the media or blackmailed him. I also find it odd that there were no children from any of these marriages knowing how “pro family” he is. For someone who also rants against same-sex marriage, he’s done a pretty good job in making a mockery of it by divorcing three times. So much for protecting the sanctity of straight marriage and all the other bull shit ugly fat slobs like him espouse.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 41 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      @Robert, NYC: When achieve the mega wealth stratosphere that Rush Windbag has reached your money can basically buy anything or one. A friend of mines ex is involved in entertainment law. He told me of a certain very short mega star who has dodged Gay rumors foever,prior to becoming a mega star and was a struggling actor in 1980 made a Gay porn tape. No fcuking, blowing and mutual jerking to climax. Back then porn was not a mouse click away. If you didn’t live in NYC or LA it was difficult to obtain I guess. And this particular item was released on VCR Betamax so it was way out of mainstream. It seems that every once in a while someone pullin out an old box of porn may somehow find a way to view one of these long forgotten tapes and realizes just who is on the tape. His people literaly troll the internet 24/7 to seek any mention of this tape. Once they find out one has been rediscovered, they pay the person an insane amount of money to keep the their mouth shut and have them sign one of the most complicated legal documents ever created. I guess the lucky porn possessers reason their discovery has set them up for life, they would nevr gain anywhere near the financial payoff they now have and why blow it by making it public?

      Am sure if Rush Windbag is actually Gay, he would have the financial resources to have the exact same team in place………

      Mar 27, 2010 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 42 · simmer · Member · 2 comments

      If she is a man then she is doing woman very well, let’s see the hands.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 43 · Cynopt

      She tells jokes, she does tricks, with her fellow candlesticks…

      Mar 27, 2010 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 44 · Steve

      @terrwill: He really wouldn’t need to have people to do that search constantly. He could just have a lawyer post a standing offer of a big reward for whoever finds and turns over evidence that (the client) is gay. The identity of the client could be hidden behind the veil of lawyer-client confidentiality. The reward offer could even imply that the client is someone who wants to embarrass the real client. When someone brings in evidence to collect the reward, make him/her sign the “gag” contract.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 45 · Dashing

      @GimmeABreak:

      GimmeaBrak, I have only seen ONE comment joking about Ann Coulter being a man, not “everybody”. Put it to rest. There are so many thousands of ways to better expend your energy productively, when Mz. Coulter is the topic, than this.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 46 · Dashing

      TERRIWILL-

      Aw, come on, no more hints about this “very short megastar”?

      Mar 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 47 · Kate

      It’s funny how many gay men think Ann is just like them. They may be right.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 48 · Alex

      Just to nitpick, Ann Coulter is in her upper-40s, not her mid-50s! I know this because she and my mom are almost exactly the same age, and feel the same way about Muslims! I wish the second part of that statement was made-up, but it isn’t.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 49 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      @Dashing: I have a hint buried somewhere! Use your “tom-tom” GPS to “cruise” and find it!! : p

      Mar 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 50 · jeffree

      It (ann coultergeist) may serve some useful purpose by being so irational that sane people just take a opposite position on everything IT is for or against.

      The same may be said of the pope Bent-a-dick 2 but thats a topic 4 a different thread !

      Mar 28, 2010 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 51 · WiseUp

      Maybe David Hauslaib was just joking when he said Don Imus getting cancer was karmic because of his “nappy-headed hos” statement. (Funny, Hauslaib never told us what karmic action would derive from Imus’ pro-gay-marriage stance).

      Mar 28, 2010 at 8:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 52 · Jason

      The “She” in the “She Tells Jokes” is debatable.

      Mar 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 53 · D.I.D.

      This is all so idiotic.

      Coulter claims to be a champion of free speech and that the liberals are dangerous facists, while she also wants to disenfranchise women/liberals/ethnic communities because these groups tend to disagree with her!

      Likewise, some so-called liberals try to socially ostrasize those who have opinions contrary to theirs, and are willing to endorse social programs reeking of double-standards!

      Both sides silencing their opponents with insults and threats… this is still fascism by any other name. When will the REAL defender of free speech stand up?

      Mar 31, 2010 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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