WATCH: Just when you thought the Harlem Shake was ovah, it’s come back—and brought “calling all the basic bitches” meme mastermind Lohanthony with it.
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BASIC BITCHES
When Memes Collide: Lohanthony Stars In “Harlem Shake” With Fierce Broadway Dancers
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Fidelio
Jesus fucking Christ, Mother of Mary, if I see or hear one more Harlem Shake parody I am going to vomit into my mouth.
Gigi Gee
Who cares about Lohanthony? My future husband is @0:20, centre stage. Hello!
Gotjee
@Gigi Gee: I’m metaphorically speaking, of course. I don’t know of any STD that causes sores, let alone ones that eat away the tongue. And I would never genuinely wish any std on anyone, because that’s horrid. But I stand by the sentiment of my statement, this little monster is horrendously obnoxious, and when I see him I get a crazy flash-forward to when he’s turned into the next Perez Hilton. And these types are *not* as harmless as those poor silly Kardashian or Hilton twits. Soulless opportunists like him actually do ruin lives. I’m mostly a pacifist, believe it or not, and a very invested feminist (still working on some internalized homophobia though, obviously), but there are certain things that just make my blood boil. I’d have a hard time retaining myself from reading the snot out of a self-centered little skeeze like Whatevertony if I met him in real life. For fuck’s sakes he inspired his moniker on Lindsay Lohan like only the most trashy, empty-headed Tumblr queens do.
Thomathy
May he will too. What I’m more interested in though, is how that child is going to repay me for daring to click the play button.
I’m a sick, sick masochist, I know …but this time I feel very much like a victim.
Thomathy
Soulless is metaphorical too?
He’s 14. He owes me my time. Ruining anything other than a few minutes is not one of this kid’s fortés, so save the hyperbole.
Now, where do I file my victim’s statement?
(Incidentally, I can think of a few STDs that cause sores, possibly even on the tongue.)
Gotjee
@Thomathy: Yeah, I don’t know what compelled me to write that because I know full well that some STD’s do cause sores. I guess this REALLY isn’t the day for me to comment on anything.
jacknasty
I don’t know what a Lohantony is but if it has anything to do with that video I’m not going to bother googling it to find out. Also who are the parents of that main kid who looks like he’s just begging to be molested by a priest or something?
zaneymcbanes
Watching him dance like that made me feel all kinds of uncomfortable…
LaTeesha
@Eric Auerbach: You know a teen that’s not annoying? I’ll have to guess that you’ve never raised any. Ask yo’ momma. She’ll tell you what an annoying fuck you were as a teenager.
LaTeesha
@jacknasty: Probably some straight parents. They ain’t hardly ever worth a shit.
FStratford
These comments here remind me of our old dear grampa grumpy neighbor who always shouts at us to get off his lawn! He makes good barbq though and I later on learned to appreciate his taste for Brahms, Bach and Beethoven.
Older people will never be into any dance/music that cray cray young kids are into. That’s almost as sure in life as death and taxes.
Eric Auerbach
@LaTeesha: My mother was murdered when I was 11, you insensitive bitch.