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When Playing With Puppies Doesn’t Mean What You Think

By sam kalidi December 4, 2015 at 7:12am · 7 comments

We’ve asked online comedian, voice actor and chest hair model Sam Kalidi to create a new meme each week for Queerty readers. This week he considers the Pup Play events at Eagles at bars all over the country and in certain parts of the world. Sam looks forward to all your hate mail.You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and at your local glory hole.

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7 Comments

Will Glitzern

Crickets…

December 4, 2015 at 8:12am
Captain proton

a keeper

December 4, 2015 at 8:12am
sportsguy1983

That is disturbing

December 4, 2015 at 11:12am
scotty

Not my cup of tea.

December 4, 2015 at 4:12pm
Captain Obvious

Pearl clutching and fainting ensues.

December 4, 2015 at 5:12pm
skalidi

@Will Glitzern: Hope you and all the other toxic trolls have a wonderful weekend! XOXO

December 5, 2015 at 1:12am
Evji108

Not my cup of pee.

December 6, 2015 at 11:12pm

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