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When Sexy Poses Go Awry

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We all want to be sexy, but sometimes even the hottest of hot men miss the mark, as exhibited above. Regardless, we’d still hit that.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jul 10, 2008
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No. 1 · Woof

Hells yes

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · Kree

Yummy.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · Kree

Yummy/Funny

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · Dubwise

what is wrong with him or the pose?

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 5 · Alacer · Member · 149 comments

I think it’s the face he’s making.

“What is that smell?!”

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · Darth Paul

I’d rather look at that than half of the over processed gym clones that appear here.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 7 · hell's kitchen guy

I do love when they put them in those “masculine occupation” stills. It’s so campy. BTW, ^^^ he’s also an “over processed gm clone,” and I bless him for it.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 8 · Dubwise

leaving his body hair natural automatically excludes him from being “over processed”

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 9 · Jack

Why’s he wearing an orange bin-liner? Is he planning on picking up trash in the park? Stupid question…

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 10 · troy

He is definitely hot, love the body hair, I am salivating, but that look on his face is hilarious, I mean if I imagine a cock going up his ass its okay, otherwise its quite painful. Interesting that he has little
to no armpit hair, selective grooming I suppose.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 11 · Brandon

Its a bit campy but I have seen much worse. I think Andrew and David should post there own sexy pose photos.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 12 · CitizenGeek · Member · 821 comments

I didn’t even noticed that unusual face he’s making … my attention was focused elsewhere!

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 13 · parisinla · Member · 177 comments

its funny and kinda hot. The truth is that only like 5% of the images that are taken are ever even used. and on top of that they’re air brushed and retouched and made to look really different than the original. This is one fraction of the funny ones.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 14 · hells kitchen guy

“leaving his body hair natural automatically excludes him from being “over processed”

Do you have eyes? Can you see his UNDERARM HAIR? He doesn’t have any? He manscapes majorly – check out the Adonis line going down the middle of his torso. No one has that naturally.

jesus, some of the people on this site are so clueless, it’s endlessly amusing.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 15 · TBSJR · Member · 192 comments

That body is a body to die for. Who cares about the look on his face? He is hot

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 16 · afrolito · Member · 1242 comments

He’s special in the face, but the processed gym body more than makes up for that flaw.

Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 17 · michael

No. 14, aren’t we lucky to have you to point out those really important things in life, by wasting our time on gay rights, the political process, human rights worldwide and a plethora of othr trite, unimportant issues we are walking around missing those profound things right under our noses that make life worthwhile, like shaved armpits and adonis lines. Thank you for pointing out our spiritual bankruptcy, I have made an appointment with a counsellor next week to start on my new path to recovery.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 18 · Brandon

poster #11, i am the brandon on this site, back off bitch! :P

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 19 · Devlin

#14 I have the same “Adonis line” you seem to think no one has. And I’ve seen quite a few on other guys. Are you a virgin and take showers totally alone and run out of the locker room at the gym, cuz you ain’t seen many guys one woodie think?

Devlin

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 1:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 20 · Devlin

PS Oh yeh, before you protest and dig yourself deeper, it’s natural. I think you are being a bit “clueless”, possibly from too much time in the “kitchen”?

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 1:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 21 · porsha · Member · 98 comments

Thank you Michael (#18). I could spend some time with this very kissable man!

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 6:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 22 · Dubwise

hells kitchen guy: jesus, some of the people on this site are so clueless, it’s endlessly amusing.

First off…I prefer clueFREE…not clueless.

Second, what is endlessly amusing is the internet tough guy stance you take on an thread.

Keep up the good work.

oh, and btw he does have under arm hair…

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 8:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 23 · Brandon

#23 yea he has underarm hair, but it is obviously groomed

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 8:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 24 · hells kitchen guy

#18: the time you spent writing that you could have protesting the exclusion of Bishop Robinson from the Lambeth Conference.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 25 · ILOVEZ

Amanzing body, crappy face
http://www.ilovezeren.com/

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 26 · Model Dave

He’s crazy hot. The expression just went a bit awry.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 27 · RPCV

Her name is Drake Diamond.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 9:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 28 · kellysingle0501 · Member · 16 comments

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Posted: Jul 13, 2008 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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