Even Politicians need to look good. All that spinning can only truly succeed with the appropriate smoke and mirrors. That consists of gorgeously manicured nails, a fabulous haircut, and a clean shave.

Blocks from D.C.’s gay Dupont Circle is the city’s most upscale men’s salon, The Grooming Lounge. A perfect location for Barney Frank who might want to stop by for some pampering before one of his regular P-town jaunts.

The Grooming Lounge has been making the men of D.C. beautiful for only a few years but they’ve become popular enough to warrant the opening of a second location. They ain’t cheap but they insist on quality. Their small selection consists only of superior products that you can’t pick up at Rite-Aid.

They’ve come up with cute political names for their grooming services. Our favorite is the Commander in Chief:

A business manicure will make his hands look professional while a foot treatment will soothe his “barking dogs.”

Unfortunately they don’t offer a package that soothes lying dogs. We checked.