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Wherein You’ll Find Out Whether Johnny Weir Is a Top Or Bottom

In his upcoming memoir, figure skater and fur enthusiast Johnny Weir says he will write about his sexual history. We will immediately scan the copy for Evan Lysacek’s name, because you know any two queens who hate each other that much are just having a lover’s quarrel.

By:           editor editor
On:           Apr 16, 2010
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  • 17 Comments
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      I’m sure Evan Lysacek will be on that list.

      I figure that they might have had a falling out a long time ago, and that’s why they became sorta catty towards each other.

      I can’t believe Weir would be w Evan, Evan has the personality of cardboard and such a boring monotone voice. He is good looking and a great athlete that is about all that would work for him unless he’s good in bed too, but I digress.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Thank God! I want to like the guy, I really do, but I was always put off by his “I’m so edgy and in your face…but don’t ask if I’m gay!” thing, that I was really ambivilant about it.

      But if he was just saving the good-stuff for a book to make a little extra cash now that he is retireing from skating. More power to him. IF he’s honest. Come on Johnny, don’t do what Rudy Galindo did and try to say taht everybody else in skating is hetro. Be the bitch that you claim you are and spill it! LOL

      Apr 16, 2010 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      2 sixteen year old boys touring around skating…and hang out together one night…and so the story goes..

      Apr 16, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Griff
      Griff

      It’s almost enough to make me wish that I actually care.

      Almost.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack
      Jack

      Come on. Johnny is a superb athlete and artist. Who cares about the other stuff. That’s all just junk.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      @Qjersey: Exactly. It would be naive to assume it DIDN’T happen.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @Mike L.: He’s also a good dancer.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      @fredo777: That is true too, I dont watch tws, but seeing his dancing on youtube was nice.

      However him trying to act straight when “flirting” with Anna Trebunskaya he sounded and looked creepy rather than genuine or funny.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cyd
      Cyd

      Johnny has never said to not ask if he’s gay. In fact, he’s welcomed the question. He’s always answered in his own way: Verbally saying he’s just Johnny, and with his actions saying he’s just Johnny. And if you can’t see that two and two equals queer as a three-dollar bill, that’s not Johnny’s problem.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 7:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      Johnny is always a class act..I mean that really..

      Apr 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      I don’t think his writing about his ‘sexual history’ will satiate any of his rabid fans or detractors. Seriously, how much of a sex life do you think he has had? (to accomplish what he accomplished) he must have been working 18 hour days for most of his teens and early 20′s, just about the time most of us were learning how to have as much sex as possible. And the whole top or bottom thing is SO over. Personally, I would never fuck with someone who had a firmly preset script for how the sex was going down.

      Apr 16, 2010 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld
      ossurworld

      Weir could play the Master of Ceremonies in Cabaret. “Money makes the world go round….”

      Apr 17, 2010 at 7:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Max E. Padd
      Max E. Padd

      Yet he likes to talk about everyone else, including Evan but will he ever just say, “Yes I am Gay.” Frankly I hope he is straight because the tea party deserve him.

      I am sure the book will be written in crayon.

      Apr 17, 2010 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ScottDC
      ScottDC

      @No. 9 · Cyd

      How nice to excuse somebody for being a closet case just because you think he acts gay.

      Apr 17, 2010 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OhYeah
      OhYeah

      @alan brickman: U oughta have ur head examined. Johnny is a fur-loving freak.

      Apr 17, 2010 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @ScottDC: “How nice to excuse somebody for being a closet case just because you think he acts gay.”

      How stupid of you to assume he’s gay for the very same reason but judge someone else for being accepting of it.

      Apr 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      Does he wear the glitter and the bodypaint whilst in flagrante delicto?

      Apr 19, 2010 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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